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27 Years, 320 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

Perhaps you have to
nearly be a corpse to stop
the live decaying
Haiku # 42622, November 20, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by nombre
ah but are we dead
as living men or animated
does it take corpsehood?
Haiku # 42621, November 20, 2008 3:27 pm ET
by bs
death is everywhere
the animated corpses
will binge and decay
Haiku # 42620, November 20, 2008 3:16 pm ET
by sf
as the klingons and
I suspect the irish say
today is a good day to die
Haiku # 42619, November 20, 2008 2:53 pm ET
by bs
fantastic machine
and good times to say oh fuck
and more..way cool Skip
Haiku # 42618, November 20, 2008 11:49 am ET
by Vistitor of Skip s House of Chaos
unexpectant..high?
these claims are unexpected???
okay and like DUH!!!!!!
Haiku # 42617, November 20, 2008 11:32 am ET
by get a new line
Tried writing haiku.
Alas, unfortunately,
ran out of syllab...
Haiku # 42616, November 20, 2008 11:23 am ET
by Skip Tucker of Los Angeles, CA
Waves grab the vessel
An ice fringed sea awaits us
Companions again
Haiku # 42615, November 20, 2008 10:11 am ET
by duanec
what i'd like to see
a giant freakin' bonfire
on top of my desk
Haiku # 42614, November 20, 2008 10:11 am ET
by vince of that monday feeling
Unaffected, I
roll my eyes and continue
with my loneliness.
Haiku # 42613, November 20, 2008 4:34 am ET
by snail
Your hostility
pierces me more potently
than your words of love.
Haiku # 42612, November 20, 2008 4:31 am ET
by snail the pessimist
Sit back and read it!
You write with utter contempt
For yourselves and us!

Yet we read "Madness"
It
Haiku # 42611, November 20, 2008 4:17 am ET
by you know who I mean
get a diary
or use drugs and alcohol
self-distruct with grace
Haiku # 42610, November 19, 2008 11:04 pm ET
by sf of go with dignity
well, i am just that
sort of guy you know, that sort of
guy? it helps me focus

it helps get crap out
of my system or I too would
put a rope around my neck

if you don't care and
are that far gone man, it's not
my problem...get over yourself
Haiku # 42609, November 19, 2008 10:46 pm ET
by bs
eh, takes two to
tango, such as harsh words in
my experience critics

tend to go on and
on then when they drain one more
very academic vampires

Haiku # 42608, November 19, 2008 10:43 pm ET
by bs
do you speak english?
reading your crap makes me wish
i had down syndrome
Haiku # 42607, November 19, 2008 10:10 pm ET
by sf of stop boring up the place you wank
well, for starters i'm
a guy and henry miller
eh...complain in france???
Haiku # 42606, November 19, 2008 9:26 pm ET
by bs
And yet it is now
As it has been forever
Forever tuesday
Haiku # 42605, November 19, 2008 9:21 pm ET
by nombre
Enough in a row
I will become quite queer soon
Where is that woman?
Haiku # 42604, November 19, 2008 9:17 pm ET
by nombre
sleep with me, damn it!
it will be quick and painless
you won't feel a thing
Haiku # 42603, November 19, 2008 8:59 pm ET
by sf
among the ideals
we are all in the same boat
sorta full of holes...
Haiku # 42602, November 19, 2008 8:06 pm ET
by bs
jung welcommen but
I wonder of anima
of jesus christ
Haiku # 42601, November 19, 2008 8:05 pm ET
by bs
all I gotta say
is...dude Freud would've loved you
stiff competition
Haiku # 42600, November 19, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by pretending but being all in the same yet a scapegoated reason makes it sane??? NOT
cell within a cell
ad infinitum until
we're nothing but dust
Haiku # 42599, November 19, 2008 3:00 pm ET
by sf
incarceration
of the mind, heart, and spirit
walls are all we have
Haiku # 42598, November 19, 2008 2:58 pm ET
by sf
a shell is quite the
thin thing if one cares to say
so about such things
Haiku # 42597, November 19, 2008 2:13 pm ET
by bs
This delicate self
breaks open upon a word,
pouring out again.
Haiku # 42596, November 19, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by snail
I can be cruel for
I have low self esteem too
but I tend to go

well, ADHD
coo-coo, letting it out in
a fan of souffle...

Haiku # 42595, November 19, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by bs
I've a theory that
political correctness is
to protect fragile

egos in the 1990s
that got a bit carried away
with the correctness thing
Haiku # 42594, November 19, 2008 12:45 pm ET
by bs
ah, sf, forget em
best revenge, they don't exist
hey, easier said than done

I mean I have a magic
jacket on, which gives me
power to command...

i know it sounds silly
but if i believe it, it just
might artificially build up

sf, by dickies...huzzah
Haiku # 42593, November 19, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by bs
people are often
angry at those they don't get
as I have been too...
Haiku # 42592, November 19, 2008 12:36 pm ET
by bs
please don't call me names
i've low self-esteem as is
people are so cruel
Haiku # 42591, November 19, 2008 12:35 pm ET
by sf
adhd is a sort
of seeing the world in the present moment
it seems senseless but

like the theory of chaos
it even has a sort of pattern
and a pattern within a pattern

Haiku # 42590, November 19, 2008 12:35 pm ET
by bs
many things, from outdone
piety, to arrogance
to fear, hide something...
Haiku # 42589, November 19, 2008 12:34 pm ET
by bs
I say if one has
to explode, explode by word
honesty is harsh

in a culture of
political correctness
or aesthetic correctness

but art lasts and
correctness is mere often
dead custom...

note to sf...go nuts
have some fun, do something
"uncultured..." just do something that causes other's no harm that gives you joy without taking it away from others...

just a thought
Haiku # 42588, November 19, 2008 12:32 pm ET
by bs
arguments about
the aesthetics is almost
like the schools of the
rabbis arguing
over the meaning of said
talmudic law fill...
Haiku # 42587, November 19, 2008 12:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
think about yogurt...
it has a different kind
of culture...than "culture"
Haiku # 42586, November 19, 2008 12:29 pm ET
by bs
well, one can be called
a worm, or maggot but at
least there's decay, rot

mummies and fossils
are just as dead, but there is
only dust preserved
Haiku # 42585, November 19, 2008 12:28 pm ET
by bs
maybe our friend the
intellectual sad sack
is just lonely, perhaps...

anger is often
a sign of incomplete and
unsureness...fear, hurt
Haiku # 42584, November 19, 2008 12:26 pm ET
by bs
the problem with life
is not living, but because
it is so daily
Haiku # 42583, November 19, 2008 11:53 am ET
by vince
well you could try to
somewhat plagarize..not yours
but another's mind
Haiku # 42582, November 19, 2008 10:04 am ET
by thta alwaysa makes for interesting thought candy..most like taffy
between perfections
transient peccadilloes
render me humble
Haiku # 42581, November 19, 2008 6:12 am ET
by ash
I don't know what I
want to write about, but I'm
exploding inside.
Haiku # 42580, November 19, 2008 3:11 am ET
by snail
New show Op Repo
aint no joke..you pay that note
that's some funny shizzzzzzzzz
Haiku # 42579, November 19, 2008 1:20 am ET
by AS IF!!~! BWAHAHAHA
Yo ADRIAN..babe
I met Clint and he said "go"
well..to make his day
Haiku # 42578, November 19, 2008 1:17 am ET
by ROCKY 1.2345
because you believe
it is yours but it's not mine
it is bad or good?
Haiku # 42577, November 19, 2008 1:12 am ET
by you are the only one that thinks I want it
sea flower petals
green and aqua float freely
dancing together
Haiku # 42576, November 19, 2008 1:06 am ET
by if only he actually did know how
game pop redundant
it's been a long long time since
ideas did thrive
Haiku # 42575, November 19, 2008 1:04 am ET
by pffffffffffffffffffft..
Haven't tried tango
or foxtrot, which is very
beautiful to watch.
Haiku # 42574, November 18, 2008 10:27 pm ET
by snail
what is the tango?
just vertical dry humping
pitch a tent, baby
Haiku # 42573, November 18, 2008 7:57 pm ET
by sf of i prefer classier dances like the foxtrot or the venetian waltz
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