Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 320 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

Haven't tried tango
or foxtrot, which is very
beautiful to watch.
Haiku # 42574, November 18, 2008 10:27 pm ET
by snail
what is the tango?
just vertical dry humping
pitch a tent, baby
Haiku # 42573, November 18, 2008 7:57 pm ET
by sf of i prefer classier dances like the foxtrot or the venetian waltz
Studboy of Venice
suppose lunch wont be the same
what news from the front
Haiku # 42572, November 18, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
I can relate now.
The eroticism of
dancing blows my mind.
Haiku # 42571, November 18, 2008 6:45 pm ET
by snail never understood until she tried it.
Takes me in her arms
Serene face smiling faintly
She closes her eyes

We hold each other
Rhythmically together
Embrace firm but soft

highly erotic
Her face inches from my own
Her Oh so pink lips!

Her face is flushed pink
Lips are full with arousal
Her arms hold me close

I am aroused! But!
I want her! Now!

Right now! This second!
She is the sexiest thing
On all of gods earth
Haiku # 42570, November 18, 2008 6:24 pm ET
by tisme of Dancing Tango
once more i'm sorry
i've offended your virgin
sensibilities
Haiku # 42569, November 18, 2008 4:52 pm ET
by sf of i do it to protect you my lady, to protect us.
Arrogance is not
attractive no matter how
smart a person is.
Haiku # 42568, November 18, 2008 4:29 pm ET
by snail
a theory of lit
inspired by ADD
unreadable shite
Haiku # 42567, November 18, 2008 3:43 pm ET
by sf of i will not tolerate uncultured maggots.
He always posts in
waves, often with beauty, but
a contrary sort.
Haiku # 42566, November 18, 2008 3:32 pm ET
by snail of bs analysis
Oh and what went down
is now going to come back up
I just feel like it
Haiku # 42565, November 18, 2008 2:19 pm ET
by hurl
more billions and more
until gazillions lose score
then wipe it all out
Haiku # 42564, November 18, 2008 2:17 pm ET
by what goes up MUST COME DOWN dumbasses
as for james frey
tastes aside, the man suffered
and the parable?

he lashed out due to
his own suffering narcissism
and then stopped being

FUCKED UP!!!! retard voice
I didn't like naked lunch either
so much... too many hanging scenes...
Haiku # 42563, November 18, 2008 2:13 pm ET
by bs
pass the chianti
this is going to be a very
interesting long lifetime
Haiku # 42562, November 18, 2008 2:12 pm ET
by bs
hmm...

knife used to cut chives
knife used to draw quarters
knife used to cut steak

knife used to cut rope
knife used to cut loose ends
knife in surgery...but

in soul the words cut
deeper, divide the thoughts
occam had a razor
Haiku # 42561, November 18, 2008 2:12 pm ET
by bs
so mr suicidial elitist
who fits your taste on the bill
I like burger king

I am liking mr. henry miller
now shall thou shoot it down
or shall i use my lucky

hat's powers on you?
the authority of a silly
hat and a jacket...

suits, ties, persuasion
and still lost in circles
leading to various hells
Haiku # 42560, November 18, 2008 2:10 pm ET
by bs
we focus on the
specks in each other's eyes
in denial of our own

logs...huh huh...logs...
who wants a pet log?
Haiku # 42559, November 18, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by bs
aw, can't you just put
away the blade for me or you
taste is taste then

I knew depressed learned
men killing others, then themselves
no concept of grace...

it really sucked, such
wasted potential, smart but
still the class bully
Haiku # 42558, November 18, 2008 2:08 pm ET
by bs
marvelous winebot
delightful taste carosel
card like glass empty
Haiku # 42557, November 18, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
when i'm feeling sad
i bring the blade to my skin
no one knows or cares
Haiku # 42556, November 18, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by sf
Since I can't decide
whether I should paint or sing,
I'll do this instead.
Haiku # 42555, November 18, 2008 6:05 am ET
by snail wastes her creativity
staring into space
the world seems very distant
but it's right here now
Haiku # 42554, November 17, 2008 11:14 pm ET
by ash
She won't do me good
She is way the hell away
An eight minute drive.
Haiku # 42553, November 17, 2008 9:15 pm ET
by nombre
When I'm insecure,
I tend to get paranoid
with self-focused fear.
Haiku # 42552, November 17, 2008 9:14 pm ET
by snail of bad habits
Who is multi-faced?
Surely you must understand
why I went nameless.
Haiku # 42551, November 17, 2008 9:07 pm ET
by snail hopes it was not about her.
Will I leave my room
to enjoy the sunshine, or
will I hide some more?

No one's trapping me,
yet I stay here, still acting
as though I'm confined.
Haiku # 42550, November 17, 2008 7:05 pm ET
by snail escaped, but cannot adjust
sometimes I just think
if its over the rainbow
why would I want to
Haiku # 42549, November 17, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by go where it s over that is.. DEAD BIRD
you wont reveal it
what it.but your enigma
of many faces
Haiku # 42548, November 17, 2008 1:44 pm ET
by I hope you are getting paid
things have come to change
he is getting fatter but
I'm in love again..xoxo
Haiku # 42547, November 17, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by in a perfect..not exactly but prayers have been answered
don't you mean james frey?
either way you have awful
literary taste
Haiku # 42546, November 17, 2008 1:16 pm ET
by sf
I know stephen frey
was in a million pieces
but a damn good read...
Haiku # 42545, November 17, 2008 12:51 pm ET
by bs
my apologies
i go a bit too far some times
when i'm off my meds
Haiku # 42544, November 17, 2008 10:49 am ET
by sf
Poems about rape
bring back bad memories, so
please be sensitive.
Haiku # 42543, November 17, 2008 8:49 am ET
by to sf
mother holds my hand
i think the sharks might eat me
then i wet myself
Haiku # 42542, November 17, 2008 12:59 am ET
by sf
floating on pleasure
melting in the afterglow
of new found friendship
Haiku # 42541, November 17, 2008 12:00 am ET
by sf
no, you may not leave
there are only two choices
the dick or the knife
Haiku # 42540, November 16, 2008 11:30 pm ET
by sf
The moon faintly shines
before the sun has hidden
beneath the water.
Haiku # 42539, November 16, 2008 11:26 pm ET
by snail
I am struck by the
beauty of light glowing through
yellow-orange leaves.
Haiku # 42538, November 16, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by snail
Pigs for Ramadan
Porcine ballistic Mecca
Sea of swine altar
Haiku # 42537, November 16, 2008 10:22 pm ET
by Kwai-Chang Kate of Honolulu
Zorcob the Pig-man
Carnal crematoria
Papal dioxin
Haiku # 42536, November 16, 2008 10:19 pm ET
by Kwai-Chang Kate of Honolulu
Conservative crunch
Infinite ganja groupies
Sacred laxative
Haiku # 42535, November 16, 2008 10:03 pm ET
by Kwai-Chang Kate of Honolulu
i have ravaged you
your insides--a bloody mess
yes, cry, cry some more
Haiku # 42534, November 16, 2008 6:09 pm ET
by sf
the useless burden
of carrying another
cross, our own to bear
Haiku # 42533, November 16, 2008 2:43 pm ET
by bs
we ask for a way
out and the doors all shut one
by one by one, slam
Haiku # 42532, November 16, 2008 2:42 pm ET
by bs
words words words, spiral
in context and out of it
reflecting real time
Haiku # 42531, November 16, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by bs
Jesus rode to town
on an ass, exulted then
driving, forget it.
Haiku # 42530, November 16, 2008 10:58 am ET
by nombre
oh, i wish i were
a john mayer assassin
his silence, my dream
Haiku # 42529, November 15, 2008 3:24 am ET
by Lush
inebriated
at a loss for words for once
oh go fuck a couch
Haiku # 42528, November 15, 2008 1:03 am ET
by sf
onset of winter
I am drained and want to sleep
help I can't get up
Haiku # 42527, November 14, 2008 1:44 pm ET
by time to go be productive..i guess
a big pile of shit
everything we do is waste
just be happy 'k

Haiku # 42526, November 14, 2008 12:36 pm ET
by see thats a bad and good attitude all in one
Do you feel like you
are wasting your life online
instead of living?
Haiku # 42525, November 14, 2008 5:57 am ET
by snail
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