Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

pass the chianti
this is going to be a very
interesting long lifetime
Haiku # 42562, November 18, 2008 2:12 pm ET
by bs
hmm...

knife used to cut chives
knife used to draw quarters
knife used to cut steak

knife used to cut rope
knife used to cut loose ends
knife in surgery...but

in soul the words cut
deeper, divide the thoughts
occam had a razor
Haiku # 42561, November 18, 2008 2:12 pm ET
by bs
so mr suicidial elitist
who fits your taste on the bill
I like burger king

I am liking mr. henry miller
now shall thou shoot it down
or shall i use my lucky

hat's powers on you?
the authority of a silly
hat and a jacket...

suits, ties, persuasion
and still lost in circles
leading to various hells
Haiku # 42560, November 18, 2008 2:10 pm ET
by bs
we focus on the
specks in each other's eyes
in denial of our own

logs...huh huh...logs...
who wants a pet log?
Haiku # 42559, November 18, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by bs
aw, can't you just put
away the blade for me or you
taste is taste then

I knew depressed learned
men killing others, then themselves
no concept of grace...

it really sucked, such
wasted potential, smart but
still the class bully
Haiku # 42558, November 18, 2008 2:08 pm ET
by bs
marvelous winebot
delightful taste carosel
card like glass empty
Haiku # 42557, November 18, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
when i'm feeling sad
i bring the blade to my skin
no one knows or cares
Haiku # 42556, November 18, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by sf
Since I can't decide
whether I should paint or sing,
I'll do this instead.
Haiku # 42555, November 18, 2008 6:05 am ET
by snail wastes her creativity
staring into space
the world seems very distant
but it's right here now
Haiku # 42554, November 17, 2008 11:14 pm ET
by ash
She won't do me good
She is way the hell away
An eight minute drive.
Haiku # 42553, November 17, 2008 9:15 pm ET
by nombre
When I'm insecure,
I tend to get paranoid
with self-focused fear.
Haiku # 42552, November 17, 2008 9:14 pm ET
by snail of bad habits
Who is multi-faced?
Surely you must understand
why I went nameless.
Haiku # 42551, November 17, 2008 9:07 pm ET
by snail hopes it was not about her.
Will I leave my room
to enjoy the sunshine, or
will I hide some more?

No one's trapping me,
yet I stay here, still acting
as though I'm confined.
Haiku # 42550, November 17, 2008 7:05 pm ET
by snail escaped, but cannot adjust
sometimes I just think
if its over the rainbow
why would I want to
Haiku # 42549, November 17, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by go where it s over that is.. DEAD BIRD
you wont reveal it
what it.but your enigma
of many faces
Haiku # 42548, November 17, 2008 1:44 pm ET
by I hope you are getting paid
things have come to change
he is getting fatter but
I'm in love again..xoxo
Haiku # 42547, November 17, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by in a perfect..not exactly but prayers have been answered
don't you mean james frey?
either way you have awful
literary taste
Haiku # 42546, November 17, 2008 1:16 pm ET
by sf
I know stephen frey
was in a million pieces
but a damn good read...
Haiku # 42545, November 17, 2008 12:51 pm ET
by bs
my apologies
i go a bit too far some times
when i'm off my meds
Haiku # 42544, November 17, 2008 10:49 am ET
by sf
Poems about rape
bring back bad memories, so
please be sensitive.
Haiku # 42543, November 17, 2008 8:49 am ET
by to sf
mother holds my hand
i think the sharks might eat me
then i wet myself
Haiku # 42542, November 17, 2008 12:59 am ET
by sf
floating on pleasure
melting in the afterglow
of new found friendship
Haiku # 42541, November 17, 2008 12:00 am ET
by sf
no, you may not leave
there are only two choices
the dick or the knife
Haiku # 42540, November 16, 2008 11:30 pm ET
by sf
The moon faintly shines
before the sun has hidden
beneath the water.
Haiku # 42539, November 16, 2008 11:26 pm ET
by snail
I am struck by the
beauty of light glowing through
yellow-orange leaves.
Haiku # 42538, November 16, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by snail
Pigs for Ramadan
Porcine ballistic Mecca
Sea of swine altar
Haiku # 42537, November 16, 2008 10:22 pm ET
by Kwai-Chang Kate of Honolulu
Zorcob the Pig-man
Carnal crematoria
Papal dioxin
Haiku # 42536, November 16, 2008 10:19 pm ET
by Kwai-Chang Kate of Honolulu
Conservative crunch
Infinite ganja groupies
Sacred laxative
Haiku # 42535, November 16, 2008 10:03 pm ET
by Kwai-Chang Kate of Honolulu
i have ravaged you
your insides--a bloody mess
yes, cry, cry some more
Haiku # 42534, November 16, 2008 6:09 pm ET
by sf
the useless burden
of carrying another
cross, our own to bear
Haiku # 42533, November 16, 2008 2:43 pm ET
by bs
we ask for a way
out and the doors all shut one
by one by one, slam
Haiku # 42532, November 16, 2008 2:42 pm ET
by bs
words words words, spiral
in context and out of it
reflecting real time
Haiku # 42531, November 16, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by bs
Jesus rode to town
on an ass, exulted then
driving, forget it.
Haiku # 42530, November 16, 2008 10:58 am ET
by nombre
oh, i wish i were
a john mayer assassin
his silence, my dream
Haiku # 42529, November 15, 2008 3:24 am ET
by Lush
inebriated
at a loss for words for once
oh go fuck a couch
Haiku # 42528, November 15, 2008 1:03 am ET
by sf
onset of winter
I am drained and want to sleep
help I can't get up
Haiku # 42527, November 14, 2008 1:44 pm ET
by time to go be productive..i guess
a big pile of shit
everything we do is waste
just be happy 'k

Haiku # 42526, November 14, 2008 12:36 pm ET
by see thats a bad and good attitude all in one
Do you feel like you
are wasting your life online
instead of living?
Haiku # 42525, November 14, 2008 5:57 am ET
by snail
The idealist is
inevitably crushed by
harsh reality.
Haiku # 42524, November 13, 2008 8:25 pm ET
by snail
The day passes on
he hopes only to see one
far off from here, now.
Haiku # 42523, November 13, 2008 7:51 pm ET
by nombre
Held intact by my
denial, the blindfold ties
fragments together.
Haiku # 42522, November 13, 2008 5:50 pm ET
by snail of blissful dissociation
My music seeps out
from a hole that never heals,
bleeding how this feels.
Haiku # 42521, November 13, 2008 5:44 pm ET
by snail writes another song
more honestly though
apparant control issues
wouls SO be why not!!
Haiku # 42520, November 13, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by LOL no i dont really think that~
opinion and live
openly believe and think
with others in mind
Haiku # 42519, November 13, 2008 1:38 pm ET
by your world could be:xxx
if you don't have one
it is only because..i'm sure
you are hiding it
Haiku # 42518, November 13, 2008 1:33 pm ET
by makes you a liar..HAHA WHAT IS NEW?
I know it's not time....
but.. 5 out of 7 do it
like it's a secret

oh well it is though..
a secret from the prudies
all two of them..left

thus yet we do prove
it is stll fun to hide things
from others /parents (??)
Haiku # 42517, November 13, 2008 1:31 pm ET
by shhhhhhhhhhh..dont tax that too
sweet venice nightlife
players on a booze soaked stage
total badasses
Haiku # 42516, November 13, 2008 12:36 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i agree with you
ganja is good for the soul
i wish i had one
Haiku # 42515, November 13, 2008 12:00 pm ET
by sf
we can create jobs
stimulate economy
and make people laugh
Haiku # 42514, November 13, 2008 11:57 am ET
by legalize the pot that your school teacher is smoking already
she gives in withdrawn
from distance set by fabrics
from her skin to his
Haiku # 42513, November 13, 2008 10:55 am ET
by vince of knows how that feels
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