Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 4 Days and 77372 Haiku later...

if you don't have one
it is only because..i'm sure
you are hiding it
Haiku # 42518, November 13, 2008 1:33 pm ET
by makes you a liar..HAHA WHAT IS NEW?
I know it's not time....
but.. 5 out of 7 do it
like it's a secret

oh well it is though..
a secret from the prudies
all two of them..left

thus yet we do prove
it is stll fun to hide things
from others /parents (??)
Haiku # 42517, November 13, 2008 1:31 pm ET
by shhhhhhhhhhh..dont tax that too
sweet venice nightlife
players on a booze soaked stage
total badasses
Haiku # 42516, November 13, 2008 12:36 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i agree with you
ganja is good for the soul
i wish i had one
Haiku # 42515, November 13, 2008 12:00 pm ET
by sf
we can create jobs
stimulate economy
and make people laugh
Haiku # 42514, November 13, 2008 11:57 am ET
by legalize the pot that your school teacher is smoking already
she gives in withdrawn
from distance set by fabrics
from her skin to his
Haiku # 42513, November 13, 2008 10:55 am ET
by vince of knows how that feels
do not torture me
he is not good enough for you
my offer still stands
Haiku # 42512, November 13, 2008 10:40 am ET
by sf
My hands want to move
along his back when we hug,
gathering him in.

Restraint is keeping
honesty in bondage while
trying not to feel.
Haiku # 42511, November 13, 2008 4:15 am ET
by snail of discipline
a joke resplendant
tongue betwixt the balanced spheroids.
reserve most aghast
Haiku # 42510, November 13, 2008 4:08 am ET
by Lush
imagine solace
sanctuary from horrors
hand beneath scrotum
Haiku # 42509, November 13, 2008 3:55 am ET
by Lush
well we do sometimes
take each other to task here
but thems the dry bones
Haiku # 42508, November 12, 2008 4:37 pm ET
by bs
laughs
Haiku # 42507, November 12, 2008 3:39 pm ET
by bs
kind nature my ass
from the gutter we shall rise
but not very far
Haiku # 42506, November 12, 2008 3:19 pm ET
by sf
metal is a funny
genre, so much anger released
and they say things...

that many avoid
in these so called dark tunnels
inside the deep mind
Haiku # 42505, November 12, 2008 2:18 pm ET
by bs of ok, now that was bad
I've noticed since snail
showed up here a different
good kind nature shows here...
Haiku # 42504, November 12, 2008 2:16 pm ET
by bs of it is very welcome
Stories seems so real.
Grandmother asleep.
Haiku # 42503, November 12, 2008 7:28 am ET
by Udayraj of India
new computer box
a clutch of other hardware
it's an obsession
Haiku # 42502, November 12, 2008 7:16 am ET
by ash
Wearing my corset
You love how it flares my hip
My ass is yours to..?
Haiku # 42501, November 12, 2008 1:43 am ET
by One D of inside
It is four years gone
I still feel the ghost of you
...floating inside me.

a comrade in arm
a friend, a competitor
the giver of strength

Strength sapped, cancer won.
Buried six feet deep you rest.
That was four years then.

But that ghost of yours
still finds a home within me.
...and there you will stay.
Haiku # 42500, November 12, 2008 12:16 am ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
A noble thought strikes
and I try to capture it
by pen and paper.
Haiku # 42499, November 11, 2008 11:57 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
As I clean my home,
each item has a meaning
that he will not see.
Haiku # 42498, November 11, 2008 11:12 pm ET
by snail of symbolic placement
One more day makes
just another year and so
when is fruition?
Haiku # 42497, November 11, 2008 9:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a splendid fellow
raised brow at norsk death metal
say you're comming love
Haiku # 42496, November 11, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
the sea has given
sarcasm laced in wet faith
does it dry with love?
Haiku # 42495, November 11, 2008 3:03 pm ET
by I wanted to see his face
release where is it?
but the current just held on
and that piece of wood..
Haiku # 42494, November 11, 2008 3:00 pm ET
by was stuck..of here comes a beaver
she sings old show tunes
she's helped into bed then sleeps
tattoo on her breast
Haiku # 42493, November 11, 2008 2:58 pm ET
by broken dolly claps her hands to the beat..wrinkled n stuff
not even a noose
could stop the horrific fall
that lead to nowhere
Haiku # 42492, November 11, 2008 2:50 pm ET
by death is not an option here..
spoken by a child
love speaks in broken language
yet it speaks most plain
Haiku # 42491, November 11, 2008 2:40 pm ET
by vince
Imagine it's like
Psychiatric waiting room
Then it makes some sense

There are other ways
Other places to get help
On all ones hang-ups

Let me out! I'm sane!!!
Christ now you've got me at it
Haiku arguments
Haiku # 42490, November 11, 2008 5:38 am ET
by Tisme
i like to pretend
that he leaves those thoughts for me
may day gets brighter
Haiku # 42489, November 11, 2008 2:11 am ET
by mysterious pi wet dreams of splendor
And I reach for it
It is too far. I need just see
it glimmer from here
Haiku # 42488, November 10, 2008 7:06 pm ET
by nombre
there is nothing real
such is the game of language
the beautiful lie
Haiku # 42487, November 10, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by sf
from rage to sadness
the real feelings emerge to
apply the said balm
Haiku # 42486, November 10, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by bs
you know it is said
that what we are born as does
affect (effect?) the future
Haiku # 42485, November 10, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by bs of mizz-spellded
freezes of the heart
iced blood shattered shards on floor
thawing into pools
Haiku # 42484, November 10, 2008 11:38 am ET
by red cross
christmas is coming
we want our stuff there on time
I'm going postal!!
Haiku # 42483, November 10, 2008 11:28 am ET
by DHLto cut 9500 jobs
Who was arguing?
It's good to know what we are,
and what we are not.
Haiku # 42482, November 10, 2008 6:48 am ET
by snail
So boring aren't they
These arguments in haiku
No talent needed!
Haiku # 42481, November 10, 2008 5:39 am ET
by Tisme
the good times are dead
night creeps slowly upon us
freezing our tear drops
Haiku # 42480, November 10, 2008 12:26 am ET
by sf of dead inside (again)
back for more abuse
to my senses,to my ears
and I wear a smile.
Haiku # 42479, November 10, 2008 12:10 am ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
I wear red shoes now
maybe it is something sweet
a sign would tell you
Haiku # 42478, November 10, 2008 12:09 am ET
by pnut
We are the true saints:
all who follow Jesus Christ,
not just those approved.
Haiku # 42477, November 9, 2008 3:10 pm ET
by snail is still not Catholic.
I can't write haikus
All their syllables and such
Flesh-eating inch worms
Haiku # 42476, November 9, 2008 2:28 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
of course the mother
is the part of the father
and vicer verser
Haiku # 42475, November 9, 2008 2:01 pm ET
by bs
taps fingers impatiently
Mother Goddess? saints are an
interesting difference
Haiku # 42474, November 9, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by bs
the kids are born with
no sense of the constructions
of histories invented

Haiku # 42473, November 9, 2008 1:53 pm ET
by bs
the slight differences
of heresies waged war no
pontius pilate could wash
Haiku # 42472, November 9, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by bs
I know a woman
Who has had two babies "No sex"
Miracle of GOD?
Haiku # 42471, November 9, 2008 8:04 am ET
by Tisme of Just IVF
carried a baby
with no apparant father
rumours were AWFUL!!
Haiku # 42470, November 9, 2008 2:58 am ET
by Give her a break ~ Sheesh
reflection appears
her anger was apparant
oh my gosh I'm scared!!!!!!!
Haiku # 42469, November 9, 2008 2:53 am ET
by bloody mary bloody mary bloody mary
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