Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 77 Days and 78053 Haiku later...
A noble thought strikes
and I try to capture it
by pen and paper.
Haiku # 42499 November 11, 2008 11:57 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
As I clean my home,
each item has a meaning
that he will not see.
Haiku # 42498 November 11, 2008 11:12 pm ET
by snail of symbolic placement
One more day makes
just another year and so
when is fruition?
Haiku # 42497 November 11, 2008 9:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a splendid fellow
raised brow at norsk death metal
say you're comming love
Haiku # 42496 November 11, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
the sea has given
sarcasm laced in wet faith
does it dry with love?
Haiku # 42495 November 11, 2008 3:03 pm ET
by I wanted to see his face
release where is it?
but the current just held on
and that piece of wood..
Haiku # 42494 November 11, 2008 3:00 pm ET
by was stuck..of here comes a beaver
she sings old show tunes
she's helped into bed then sleeps
tattoo on her breast
Haiku # 42493 November 11, 2008 2:58 pm ET
by broken dolly claps her hands to the beat..wrinkled n stuff
not even a noose
could stop the horrific fall
that lead to nowhere
Haiku # 42492 November 11, 2008 2:50 pm ET
by death is not an option here..
spoken by a child
love speaks in broken language
yet it speaks most plain
Haiku # 42491 November 11, 2008 2:40 pm ET
by vince
Imagine it's like
Psychiatric waiting room
Then it makes some sense

There are other ways
Other places to get help
On all ones hang-ups

Let me out! I'm sane!!!
Christ now you've got me at it
Haiku arguments
Haiku # 42490 November 11, 2008 5:38 am ET
by Tisme
i like to pretend
that he leaves those thoughts for me
may day gets brighter
Haiku # 42489 November 11, 2008 2:11 am ET
by mysterious pi wet dreams of splendor
And I reach for it
It is too far. I need just see
it glimmer from here
Haiku # 42488 November 10, 2008 7:06 pm ET
by nombre
there is nothing real
such is the game of language
the beautiful lie
Haiku # 42487 November 10, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by sf
from rage to sadness
the real feelings emerge to
apply the said balm
Haiku # 42486 November 10, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by bs
you know it is said
that what we are born as does
affect (effect?) the future
Haiku # 42485 November 10, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by bs of mizz-spellded
freezes of the heart
iced blood shattered shards on floor
thawing into pools
Haiku # 42484 November 10, 2008 11:38 am ET
by red cross
christmas is coming
we want our stuff there on time
I'm going postal!!
Haiku # 42483 November 10, 2008 11:28 am ET
by DHLto cut 9500 jobs
Who was arguing?
It's good to know what we are,
and what we are not.
Haiku # 42482 November 10, 2008 6:48 am ET
by snail
So boring aren't they
These arguments in haiku
No talent needed!
Haiku # 42481 November 10, 2008 5:39 am ET
by Tisme
the good times are dead
night creeps slowly upon us
freezing our tear drops
Haiku # 42480 November 10, 2008 12:26 am ET
by sf of dead inside (again)
back for more abuse
to my senses,to my ears
and I wear a smile.
Haiku # 42479 November 10, 2008 12:10 am ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
I wear red shoes now
maybe it is something sweet
a sign would tell you
Haiku # 42478 November 10, 2008 12:09 am ET
by pnut
We are the true saints:
all who follow Jesus Christ,
not just those approved.
Haiku # 42477 November 9, 2008 3:10 pm ET
by snail is still not Catholic.
I can't write haikus
All their syllables and such
Flesh-eating inch worms
Haiku # 42476 November 9, 2008 2:28 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
of course the mother
is the part of the father
and vicer verser
Haiku # 42475 November 9, 2008 2:01 pm ET
by bs
taps fingers impatiently
Mother Goddess? saints are an
interesting difference
Haiku # 42474 November 9, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by bs
the kids are born with
no sense of the constructions
of histories invented

Haiku # 42473 November 9, 2008 1:53 pm ET
by bs
the slight differences
of heresies waged war no
pontius pilate could wash
Haiku # 42472 November 9, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by bs
I know a woman
Who has had two babies "No sex"
Miracle of GOD?
Haiku # 42471 November 9, 2008 8:04 am ET
by Tisme of Just IVF
carried a baby
with no apparant father
rumours were AWFUL!!
Haiku # 42470 November 9, 2008 2:58 am ET
by Give her a break ~ Sheesh
reflection appears
her anger was apparant
oh my gosh I'm scared!!!!!!!
Haiku # 42469 November 9, 2008 2:53 am ET
by bloody mary bloody mary bloody mary
I am a Christian,
but don't worship Mary as
the mother goddess.
Haiku # 42468 November 9, 2008 12:58 am ET
by snail is not Catholic.
I take it I'm not
the only Catholic in
here am i bubs and babs
Haiku # 42467 November 8, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by bs
It's broken again
Damned reverse gear is sticking
stupid bicycle!
Haiku # 42466 November 8, 2008 9:21 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
This exorcism
of the defrocked Cardinals
tougher than it sounds
Haiku # 42465 November 8, 2008 9:14 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
All this paperwork
for the deconsecreation
is God damned stupid
Haiku # 42464 November 8, 2008 9:04 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
The disinternment
is today, but what to wear?
So I bought a card

It will be so nice
at today's exhumation
to see her again

She'll have changed a bit
but I have expectations
of a happy day!
Haiku # 42463 November 8, 2008 8:46 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Barack Obama
President Elect at last
Wait for miracles
Haiku # 42462 November 7, 2008 9:16 pm ET
by Chopmeat of middle class America
things going shitty
and we could all use a laugh
the unexpected;;;;;;;
Haiku # 42461 November 7, 2008 4:16 pm ET
by send prayers.. ((hug))
sometimes it's real quick
to get caught up in someone's
mood, but, if the mood

is good, thank god that
is something to get caught up
in as well...cha cha
Haiku # 42460 November 7, 2008 1:35 pm ET
by bs
another ceiling
in an unfamiliar room
who is this woman?
Haiku # 42459 November 7, 2008 10:13 am ET
by vince
Sleep deprivation
is making it hard to type.
What clumsy fingers!
Haiku # 42458 November 7, 2008 6:31 am ET
by snail
Starts at Halloween
Season of Holiday Sweets
It ends with Easter

Yes, it's addiction!
Best ones? Valentine hearts. Then
Mallowcreme pumpkins
Haiku # 42457 November 6, 2008 7:40 pm ET
by DaVoid of Point Reyes
on line love is kind
of risky, it can pan out well
but can also

well, flatline, be a
trap, an affair, a lie or
an unblemished truth
Haiku # 42456 November 6, 2008 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not sure...some folks
drown themselves in drugs or self hate
till they find theyselves
Haiku # 42455 November 6, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by bs
I'm no spring chicken
just some flawed guy writing some
stuff to this website
Haiku # 42454 November 6, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by bs
Why would you pretend
to be such a horrible
thing if you are good?
Haiku # 42453 November 6, 2008 2:09 am ET
by snail wonders if she has misjudged sf.
good morning, heathyr
i wish you a fun day with
ice cream and flowers
Haiku # 42452 November 6, 2008 12:05 am ET
by ks of seattle
oh young man I know
you aren't talking to me this time
i wish you well now
Haiku # 42451 November 5, 2008 11:39 pm ET
by old ladies door and the sacrifice of her last wish
I must wonder now.
Will you answer my question?
What does SF mean?
Haiku # 42450 November 5, 2008 8:09 pm ET
by nombre