Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

sometimes it's real quick
to get caught up in someone's
mood, but, if the mood

is good, thank god that
is something to get caught up
in as well...cha cha
Haiku # 42460, November 7, 2008 1:35 pm ET
by bs
another ceiling
in an unfamiliar room
who is this woman?
Haiku # 42459, November 7, 2008 10:13 am ET
by vince
Sleep deprivation
is making it hard to type.
What clumsy fingers!
Haiku # 42458, November 7, 2008 6:31 am ET
by snail
Starts at Halloween
Season of Holiday Sweets
It ends with Easter

Yes, it's addiction!
Best ones? Valentine hearts. Then
Mallowcreme pumpkins
Haiku # 42457, November 6, 2008 7:40 pm ET
by DaVoid of Point Reyes
on line love is kind
of risky, it can pan out well
but can also

well, flatline, be a
trap, an affair, a lie or
an unblemished truth
Haiku # 42456, November 6, 2008 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not sure...some folks
drown themselves in drugs or self hate
till they find theyselves
Haiku # 42455, November 6, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by bs
I'm no spring chicken
just some flawed guy writing some
stuff to this website
Haiku # 42454, November 6, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by bs
Why would you pretend
to be such a horrible
thing if you are good?
Haiku # 42453, November 6, 2008 2:09 am ET
by snail wonders if she has misjudged sf.
good morning, heathyr
i wish you a fun day with
ice cream and flowers
Haiku # 42452, November 6, 2008 12:05 am ET
by ks of seattle
oh young man I know
you aren't talking to me this time
i wish you well now
Haiku # 42451, November 5, 2008 11:39 pm ET
by old ladies door and the sacrifice of her last wish
I must wonder now.
Will you answer my question?
What does SF mean?
Haiku # 42450, November 5, 2008 8:09 pm ET
by nombre
civilization
is an act. Love and survive,
live and die. Is all.
Haiku # 42449, November 5, 2008 8:08 pm ET
by nombre
this is my true self
the world hating misanthrope
was merely an act
Haiku # 42448, November 5, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by sf
why must you mock me?
your words draw spiritual blood
those wounds never heal
Haiku # 42447, November 5, 2008 4:51 pm ET
by sf of foppish dandy i am not
Have the romantics
all disappeared, or are we
merely in hiding?
Haiku # 42446, November 5, 2008 4:34 pm ET
by snail sees a few of them here.
nakedness..I want
to lay and kiss and touch..u
freely.. feeling love
Haiku # 42445, November 5, 2008 3:24 pm ET
by only for the ..what
windy blue freshed you
that is from her heart, a miss
hugged from kiss..yes miss
Haiku # 42444, November 5, 2008 3:22 pm ET
by as the sun shined up a chilled crispy leafy day..joy said she loves you and walked away xo
his once left a kiss...
I will forever wonder
what he looked like
Haiku # 42443, November 5, 2008 3:15 pm ET
by what s n a written word
the poetry gone
another one bites the dust
inspiration...done
Haiku # 42442, November 5, 2008 3:13 pm ET
by awwwww shit
overdosing is...
pounds of Halloween candy
is it addiction????
Haiku # 42441, November 5, 2008 3:11 pm ET
by wow I feel like shit..
moving orator
you filled their hearts up with hope
break the truth gently
Haiku # 42440, November 5, 2008 2:45 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
everyone is gone
they have left me all alone
just to sit and wait
Haiku # 42439, November 5, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by heathyr of baltimore (hon)
Snap, gargle
Chocked on my elbow, man
This really hurts
Haiku # 42438, November 5, 2008 2:34 pm ET
by Warmup of portugal
I'm just wondering
if sf is short for
stephen frey

the guy who wrote
that drug memior thing
Haiku # 42437, November 5, 2008 2:12 pm ET
by bs
sarah palin
was just a bad dream
wake up now
Haiku # 42436, November 5, 2008 11:36 am ET
by America
you're no gentleman
my romantic platitudes
shall conquer her heart
Haiku # 42435, November 5, 2008 11:05 am ET
by sf of is it cowardly to feel and love this much?
Date with underwear
Just for my delectation
She will put them on
Haiku # 42434, November 5, 2008 4:21 am ET
by Tisme of and take them off!!!
SF the Bully
Cyber coward that you are
Janis will see you!
Haiku # 42433, November 5, 2008 4:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lush the enlightened
pompous, pynchon wannabe
a bory, mcbore
Haiku # 42432, November 5, 2008 2:10 am ET
by sf
nor write a novel,
nor synthesize elements,
nor isolate genes.
Haiku # 42431, November 5, 2008 1:39 am ET
by Lush
you procreated.
didn't compose symphonies;
or decipher codes
Haiku # 42430, November 5, 2008 1:35 am ET
by Lush
traveling again
jet aircraft carry my ass
across continents
Haiku # 42429, November 4, 2008 11:17 pm ET
by ap of al Jubail
comes the tea wallah
fresh lemon and brown sugar
his smile infects
Haiku # 42428, November 4, 2008 11:02 pm ET
by ap of 085b7
don't play hard to get
i marinate in darkness
pull me towards the light
Haiku # 42427, November 4, 2008 5:34 pm ET
by sf
they merge mostly but
communication through~Id
the repressed merges
Haiku # 42426, November 4, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by fundaMENTALS..
You? A romantic?
Reverse roles. I'm the cynic:
There are none left now.
Haiku # 42425, November 4, 2008 4:18 pm ET
by snail
in a filthy age
the loftiest expressions
will shine through the muck
Haiku # 42424, November 4, 2008 4:03 pm ET
by sf
hopeless romantics
the world is too cruel for us
but my love still burns
Haiku # 42423, November 4, 2008 3:56 pm ET
by sf
through the sunroof..yes
where many dreams have been shared
under the stars with friends
Haiku # 42422, November 4, 2008 2:51 pm ET
by crazy babies
perception is what?
the reality behind
what it is you see
Haiku # 42421, November 4, 2008 2:50 pm ET
by LOL
my tongue I have bathed
a fountain with desires
water's kiss stays fresh
Haiku # 42420, November 4, 2008 2:48 pm ET
by oo hooh ..swishy pooooh
he asks with full eyes..
"do i believe in soulmates?"
history babe...NO
Haiku # 42419, November 4, 2008 2:44 pm ET
by The Sacrificed Virgin
ah vinny, don't get
me too excited about
the old winter thing...

not ready!
Haiku # 42418, November 4, 2008 1:55 pm ET
by bs
on a screen we are
one fragment of a larger whole
good, bad, and different
Haiku # 42417, November 4, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by bs
waiting, i breathe out
to write on the windowpane
your name in the frost
Haiku # 42416, November 4, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by vince
shrugs...toungue in cheek me
thinks, the troma version
of haiku tox waits
Haiku # 42415, November 4, 2008 1:53 pm ET
by bs
i share your secret
for i see what you do here
you laugh as you write
Haiku # 42414, November 4, 2008 1:26 pm ET
by vince
I couldn't be with
you. Lacking humility,
you insult others.
Haiku # 42413, November 4, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by snail continues to reject sf.
rabble my tockas...
take thy high opinion and
express it, be yourself

but let me be myself
cause I'm gonna be
anyhow...wink wink
Haiku # 42412, November 4, 2008 12:45 pm ET
by bs
this site is a place
for high culture not rabble
know your place, swineherds
Haiku # 42411, November 4, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by sf of i need you snail, speak to me, my love
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