Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

he asks with full eyes..
"do i believe in soulmates?"
history babe...NO
Haiku # 42419, November 4, 2008 2:44 pm ET
by The Sacrificed Virgin
ah vinny, don't get
me too excited about
the old winter thing...

not ready!
Haiku # 42418, November 4, 2008 1:55 pm ET
by bs
on a screen we are
one fragment of a larger whole
good, bad, and different
Haiku # 42417, November 4, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by bs
waiting, i breathe out
to write on the windowpane
your name in the frost
Haiku # 42416, November 4, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by vince
shrugs...toungue in cheek me
thinks, the troma version
of haiku tox waits
Haiku # 42415, November 4, 2008 1:53 pm ET
by bs
i share your secret
for i see what you do here
you laugh as you write
Haiku # 42414, November 4, 2008 1:26 pm ET
by vince
I couldn't be with
you. Lacking humility,
you insult others.
Haiku # 42413, November 4, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by snail continues to reject sf.
rabble my tockas...
take thy high opinion and
express it, be yourself

but let me be myself
cause I'm gonna be
anyhow...wink wink
Haiku # 42412, November 4, 2008 12:45 pm ET
by bs
this site is a place
for high culture not rabble
know your place, swineherds
Haiku # 42411, November 4, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by sf of i need you snail, speak to me, my love
orange busted on blue
but only enough to bruise
what a pretty hit
Haiku # 42410, November 4, 2008 12:07 pm ET
by Bronco skies
SAVE THAT CARDBOARD BOX
IT MAKES FOR AN AWESOME SLIDE
DOWN CARPETED STAIRS
Haiku # 42409, November 4, 2008 12:02 pm ET
by WEAR A HELMET
I followed along
I heard: turn back but, too late
sucked in by the black
Haiku # 42408, November 4, 2008 12:00 pm ET
by thank goodness I had on my ionic shield of armour protecting me as I swam throught the vast ebb of darkness
You swallow me, as
I tell you that I am here
I always will be.
Haiku # 42407, November 4, 2008 11:45 am ET
by nombre
words of an angel
the expansion of my soul
celestial bliss
Haiku # 42406, November 4, 2008 11:12 am ET
by sf of the heart doth quake in your presence
Surround me with light.
Dreaming more than I could take,
I watched and went blind.
Haiku # 42405, November 4, 2008 6:56 am ET
by snail
With flooded senses,
the universe on my tongue,
I forget to speak.
Haiku # 42404, November 4, 2008 6:53 am ET
by snail
What is a loser?
Player of video games!
Preffered to real life
Haiku # 42403, November 4, 2008 5:40 am ET
by I sometimes despair of Stupid
I remember blips
passed for video games when
i was young but now...

guitar hero II
and we get to slash with slash
times how they do change
Haiku # 42402, November 3, 2008 10:06 pm ET
by bs
the trials of courtship
my advances go ignored
what more can i do?
Haiku # 42401, November 3, 2008 5:56 pm ET
by sf of is my chivalry too old fashioned?
innocent flirting
with stark realization
dick wont suck itself
Haiku # 42400, November 3, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
first, moisten the stick
plunge it... in the pouch of love
pull out.. lick it clean


Haiku # 42399, November 3, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by FUN DIPS of happines
i will smother you
in barbecue sauce and then
we will make sweet love
Haiku # 42398, November 3, 2008 4:22 pm ET
by sf of "erection of the heart"
his wife comes along
she pulls the heroines hair
and beats the bitch up
Haiku # 42397, November 3, 2008 3:06 pm ET
by scene 3: self explanatory..the life saving dude is a friggin pig and the dying heroine pays the price for bleeding ..love.. ahhh
his lips press gently
new life forced..her chest rises
they come together
Haiku # 42396, November 3, 2008 3:04 pm ET
by scene two: almost porn like..he gives her mouth to mouth..it gets pretty heavy..they pant a lot
oh love me i scream!!!!!
my aching heart has bled dry
now...crawling... i fall
Haiku # 42395, November 3, 2008 3:02 pm ET
by scene one: heroine is stabberd by cupids arrow through her eye socket
will his love endure
the power of the press to kill
his new life long dream???
Haiku # 42394, November 3, 2008 2:05 pm ET
by see what just a few good writers are doing..damn
my purple sucker
a sweet grape lick sensation
little pucker too!!!
Haiku # 42393, November 3, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by the saliva on my tongue is somewhat sugar thickened
the sense of groupthink
vs. family is all of
some paradox...now
Haiku # 42392, November 3, 2008 12:24 pm ET
by bs
unexpected face
seen from the past, a reminder
of what once was...ll
Haiku # 42391, November 3, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by bs
i can pick you up
in my van with no windows
i like privacy

i am full of love
but no one understands me
i just don't get it
Haiku # 42390, November 3, 2008 12:07 pm ET
by sf of life, love, and good times for everyone
that reminds me of
that death cab for cutie song
'a lack of color'
Haiku # 42389, November 3, 2008 11:47 am ET
by stupid apostrophes
that reminds me of
that death cab for cutie song
Haiku # 42388, November 3, 2008 11:45 am ET
by listening of right below you
does this dance make life
take enemy and slip hands
together..cool/ warm>>
Haiku # 42387, November 3, 2008 11:43 am ET
by pro liofe should not just be about babies..
We see the colors
squirming in the air, vivid,
but show none of ours.
Haiku # 42386, November 3, 2008 11:26 am ET
by snail
the sun turns crimson
right where the sea meets the sky
two silhouttes merge
Haiku # 42385, November 3, 2008 10:19 am ET
by vince
You must be kidding.
I need someone sensitive.
I don't date bullies.

I know better now
unless you are sincerely
willing to be nice.
Haiku # 42384, November 3, 2008 4:08 am ET
by snail
once you look past my
inhuman exterior
you'll learn to love me
Haiku # 42383, November 2, 2008 11:39 pm ET
by sf
i can cook and clean
i will feed you if you're good
please give me chance
Haiku # 42382, November 2, 2008 11:33 pm ET
by sf
I hope he's working
me up to more complex tricks.
Train me like a dog!
Haiku # 42381, November 2, 2008 10:49 pm ET
by snail hopes she sees a pattern
I'd rather gnaw my
own leg off than date you, but
thanks for the offer.
Haiku # 42380, November 2, 2008 10:44 pm ET
by snail
i'm great with children
i have no standards at all
you and i should date
Haiku # 42379, November 2, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by sf
On the dating site,
his profile's ideal except
that narrow age range.
Haiku # 42378, November 2, 2008 6:04 pm ET
by snail found him online
random thoughts I seek
like: kitties have furry butts
strange as funny weird
Haiku # 42377, November 2, 2008 5:54 pm ET
by boing bump the rappety littler finger dsplayed his prowess
I desire a
life with no boundaries
but with some peace
Haiku # 42376, November 2, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
people are trying
to figure out how to connect
in a world of words
Haiku # 42375, November 2, 2008 1:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cuddles close to me
pretty, young, Kenyan woman
What does she want though?

We dance cheek to cheek
A husband? Asylum? What?
She thinks i'm a mug?
*
So we can all see
A lesbian lifts her leg
To change her dance shoes
Aimed at the men there
Her Pussy proudly displayed
You have to ask. Why?
Haiku # 42374, November 2, 2008 8:46 am ET
by Questions of From a fucked up world
Sensuality
Kiss on a naked shoulder
A want, a need. desire!
Haiku # 42373, November 2, 2008 6:22 am ET
by Tisme
A tactile body
It's temptation of the flesh
So close yet so far
Haiku # 42372, November 2, 2008 6:16 am ET
by Tisme
Touching bare shoulders,
I helped him into his clothes,
...must...not...tear them off.
Haiku # 42371, November 2, 2008 2:20 am ET
by snail
it's strange how real life
can seem insignificant
next to Internet
Haiku # 42370, November 1, 2008 11:38 pm ET
by bs
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