Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
that reminds me of
that death cab for cutie song
Haiku # 42388 November 3, 2008 11:45 am ET
by listening of right below you
does this dance make life
take enemy and slip hands
together..cool/ warm>>
Haiku # 42387 November 3, 2008 11:43 am ET
by pro liofe should not just be about babies..
We see the colors
squirming in the air, vivid,
but show none of ours.
Haiku # 42386 November 3, 2008 11:26 am ET
by snail
the sun turns crimson
right where the sea meets the sky
two silhouttes merge
Haiku # 42385 November 3, 2008 10:19 am ET
by vince
You must be kidding.
I need someone sensitive.
I don't date bullies.

I know better now
unless you are sincerely
willing to be nice.
Haiku # 42384 November 3, 2008 4:08 am ET
by snail
once you look past my
inhuman exterior
you'll learn to love me
Haiku # 42383 November 2, 2008 11:39 pm ET
by sf
i can cook and clean
i will feed you if you're good
please give me chance
Haiku # 42382 November 2, 2008 11:33 pm ET
by sf
I hope he's working
me up to more complex tricks.
Train me like a dog!
Haiku # 42381 November 2, 2008 10:49 pm ET
by snail hopes she sees a pattern
I'd rather gnaw my
own leg off than date you, but
thanks for the offer.
Haiku # 42380 November 2, 2008 10:44 pm ET
by snail
i'm great with children
i have no standards at all
you and i should date
Haiku # 42379 November 2, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by sf
On the dating site,
his profile's ideal except
that narrow age range.
Haiku # 42378 November 2, 2008 6:04 pm ET
by snail found him online
random thoughts I seek
like: kitties have furry butts
strange as funny weird
Haiku # 42377 November 2, 2008 5:54 pm ET
by boing bump the rappety littler finger dsplayed his prowess
I desire a
life with no boundaries
but with some peace
Haiku # 42376 November 2, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
people are trying
to figure out how to connect
in a world of words
Haiku # 42375 November 2, 2008 1:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cuddles close to me
pretty, young, Kenyan woman
What does she want though?

We dance cheek to cheek
A husband? Asylum? What?
She thinks i'm a mug?
*
So we can all see
A lesbian lifts her leg
To change her dance shoes
Aimed at the men there
Her Pussy proudly displayed
You have to ask. Why?
Haiku # 42374 November 2, 2008 8:46 am ET
by Questions of From a fucked up world
Sensuality
Kiss on a naked shoulder
A want, a need. desire!
Haiku # 42373 November 2, 2008 6:22 am ET
by Tisme
A tactile body
It's temptation of the flesh
So close yet so far
Haiku # 42372 November 2, 2008 6:16 am ET
by Tisme
Touching bare shoulders,
I helped him into his clothes,
...must...not...tear them off.
Haiku # 42371 November 2, 2008 2:20 am ET
by snail
it's strange how real life
can seem insignificant
next to Internet
Haiku # 42370 November 1, 2008 11:38 pm ET
by bs
What I have to say
Is too long for a haiku
But here goes: I think...
Haiku # 42369 November 1, 2008 7:23 pm ET
by GodIsMyCodependent of Grammarian@mindspring.com
I had seen a girl
angry in lavey's ideals
then she had a child...

she left it all behind
for him
Haiku # 42368 November 1, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by bs
Babies may change you,
but you must also change them
or they start to stink.
Haiku # 42367 November 1, 2008 8:42 am ET
by snail is being crude because of sleep deprivation
A baby changes you
Adds a new life's dimension
Revel in your change

Care for a new life
Love takes on a new meaning
Deeper than before
Haiku # 42366 November 1, 2008 8:12 am ET
by William Nippress of Best wishes to you both
awesome, awesome, yup
very awesome, super awesome
still can't get it right
Haiku # 42365 October 31, 2008 10:43 pm ET
by bs
i'm blocked from facebook
the suspense will linger on
stupid work access
Haiku # 42364 October 31, 2008 10:23 pm ET
by ash of congratulations
Election day soon
End the electronic onslaught now!
stop singing crap
Haiku # 42363 October 31, 2008 6:44 pm ET
by Carbon Buildup of Oregon
must...say...something...nice
about...the...new...born, he is
cute, there, i did it
Haiku # 42362 October 31, 2008 3:40 pm ET
by sf
I still love that tune
that style caught me a giggle
prettiest in pink

Haiku # 42361 October 31, 2008 3:12 pm ET
by sandy D
A sweet star is born
HOW adorable and cute
A GREAT JOB, YOU DID xoxoxox
Haiku # 42360 October 31, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by Congratulations!!!!!
What a cute baby!
I guess that most of them are,
but each uniquely.
Haiku # 42359 October 31, 2008 2:45 pm ET
by snail
I know, hallmarks, but
we grow up, love our kids, and
the words escape me...

I shall go fishing with
whoever my son is
Haiku # 42358 October 31, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by bs
congratulations
excitement and true joy
I hope all for you
Haiku # 42357 October 31, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by bs
Here's a picture of
My great new little baby
Hello to you all
Haiku # 42356 October 31, 2008 10:19 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
ankle deep in leaves
i rake with Charon's aplomb
the Stygian drifts

Haiku # 42355 October 31, 2008 12:15 am ET
by Lush
bloody resplendent
felonious defendant
luminol 'em all
Haiku # 42354 October 31, 2008 12:06 am ET
by Lush
Brady's anagram
funniest shit in some time
A Rickles' Slicker.
Haiku # 42353 October 31, 2008 12:02 am ET
by Lush
Cat at the glass door
scratching and wanting in
The door opens up
Haiku # 42352 October 30, 2008 10:08 pm ET
by Cow of In cow Heaven
she can't write haikus
I don't need anyone else
I still like it lots
Haiku # 42351 October 30, 2008 9:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I love him more
Than he can ever manage
To hate everyone else (else)
Haiku # 42350 October 30, 2008 9:45 pm ET
by EzCb
there is a woman
her name is jessica and
I really love her
Haiku # 42349 October 30, 2008 9:38 pm ET
by nombre
In the autumn breeze,
light glows through a tunnel of
orange-colored leaves.
Haiku # 42348 October 30, 2008 7:01 pm ET
by snail
damn dead space indeed
i will tend to your needs, but -
after this level
Haiku # 42347 October 30, 2008 5:03 pm ET
by vince
He plays games all day
I fall asleep on the couch
Curse Dead Space curse it
Haiku # 42346 October 30, 2008 4:29 pm ET
by Elizabeth of Texas
No condom was used
A night of sordid passion
My snatch is itchy
Haiku # 42345 October 30, 2008 3:12 pm ET
by STD of The Clinic
checking out henry
miller for the first time and
not sure what to think
Haiku # 42344 October 30, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
Waking to bright light
Extraordinary light
The Sky "bright azure"

Not a cloud in sight
The air brittle with the cold
Dancing on the snow
Haiku # 42343 October 30, 2008 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
There once was a man
Inexpert in poetry
Born in Limerick
Haiku # 42342 October 29, 2008 8:37 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
"What's good about me?"
Well.. my faux-sincere replies
in job interviews!
Haiku # 42341 October 29, 2008 8:28 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
I've lost it again
My 'Knowledge Management' file
Forget what's in it
Haiku # 42340 October 29, 2008 8:23 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Mexican wrestling
with inspired burlesque delights
this evening awaits
Haiku # 42339 October 29, 2008 5:32 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach