Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

must...say...something...nice
about...the...new...born, he is
cute, there, i did it
Haiku # 42362, October 31, 2008 3:40 pm ET
by sf
I still love that tune
that style caught me a giggle
prettiest in pink

Haiku # 42361, October 31, 2008 3:12 pm ET
by sandy D
A sweet star is born
HOW adorable and cute
A GREAT JOB, YOU DID xoxoxox
Haiku # 42360, October 31, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by Congratulations!!!!!
What a cute baby!
I guess that most of them are,
but each uniquely.
Haiku # 42359, October 31, 2008 2:45 pm ET
by snail
I know, hallmarks, but
we grow up, love our kids, and
the words escape me...

I shall go fishing with
whoever my son is
Haiku # 42358, October 31, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by bs
congratulations
excitement and true joy
I hope all for you
Haiku # 42357, October 31, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by bs
Here's a picture of
My great new little baby
Hello to you all
Haiku # 42356, October 31, 2008 10:19 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
ankle deep in leaves
i rake with Charon's aplomb
the Stygian drifts

Haiku # 42355, October 31, 2008 12:15 am ET
by Lush
bloody resplendent
felonious defendant
luminol 'em all
Haiku # 42354, October 31, 2008 12:06 am ET
by Lush
Brady's anagram
funniest shit in some time
A Rickles' Slicker.
Haiku # 42353, October 31, 2008 12:02 am ET
by Lush
Cat at the glass door
scratching and wanting in
The door opens up
Haiku # 42352, October 30, 2008 10:08 pm ET
by Cow of In cow Heaven
she can't write haikus
I don't need anyone else
I still like it lots
Haiku # 42351, October 30, 2008 9:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I love him more
Than he can ever manage
To hate everyone else (else)
Haiku # 42350, October 30, 2008 9:45 pm ET
by EzCb
there is a woman
her name is jessica and
I really love her
Haiku # 42349, October 30, 2008 9:38 pm ET
by nombre
In the autumn breeze,
light glows through a tunnel of
orange-colored leaves.
Haiku # 42348, October 30, 2008 7:01 pm ET
by snail
damn dead space indeed
i will tend to your needs, but -
after this level
Haiku # 42347, October 30, 2008 5:03 pm ET
by vince
He plays games all day
I fall asleep on the couch
Curse Dead Space curse it
Haiku # 42346, October 30, 2008 4:29 pm ET
by Elizabeth of Texas
No condom was used
A night of sordid passion
My snatch is itchy
Haiku # 42345, October 30, 2008 3:12 pm ET
by STD of The Clinic
checking out henry
miller for the first time and
not sure what to think
Haiku # 42344, October 30, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
Waking to bright light
Extraordinary light
The Sky "bright azure"

Not a cloud in sight
The air brittle with the cold
Dancing on the snow
Haiku # 42343, October 30, 2008 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
There once was a man
Inexpert in poetry
Born in Limerick
Haiku # 42342, October 29, 2008 8:37 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
"What's good about me?"
Well.. my faux-sincere replies
in job interviews!
Haiku # 42341, October 29, 2008 8:28 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
I've lost it again
My 'Knowledge Management' file
Forget what's in it
Haiku # 42340, October 29, 2008 8:23 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Mexican wrestling
with inspired burlesque delights
this evening awaits
Haiku # 42339, October 29, 2008 5:32 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
chemicals release
with the first and second kiss
after ten, boredom
Haiku # 42338, October 29, 2008 2:58 pm ET
by aDICKtion
when I lose my will
to contain my id temper
it turns into words of

violence and the
fact is regreted but it's
also a part of me
Haiku # 42337, October 29, 2008 1:53 pm ET
by bs
Negativity,
in your case, probably comes
from feeling unloved.
Haiku # 42336, October 29, 2008 11:27 am ET
by sf may be putting others down out of jealousy, not just disrespect or a desire to cause conflict.
surprised yet again
by this hole in my being
wind blows right through me
Haiku # 42335, October 29, 2008 10:31 am ET
by vince
Gentle rain falls now
Warmth of Summer melts my heart
Alas, Winter comes
Haiku # 42334, October 29, 2008 10:15 am ET
by Bogbean of England
a life in the form
of an mtv love song
chalk full of cliches
Haiku # 42333, October 29, 2008 12:18 am ET
by sf
I would sacrifice
physical comfort to give
all that he may need.
Haiku # 42332, October 28, 2008 11:13 pm ET
by snail
His humility
and meekness draw me in as
he draws out my fear.
Haiku # 42331, October 28, 2008 11:10 pm ET
by snail detoxified by love
The sweetest turn-on
is true love, a selfless thing
that completes us all.
Haiku # 42330, October 28, 2008 11:00 pm ET
by snail
The fish are swimming
in their own yummy poop which
they enjoy eating
Haiku # 42329, October 28, 2008 10:50 pm ET
by Poopfish of Sewer
don't use my talent
have not cultured it either
so what is my point
Haiku # 42328, October 28, 2008 9:44 pm ET
by rather.... THE point..
and now i must
literally live with
it.
Haiku # 42327, October 28, 2008 9:30 pm ET
by treefingers of the island of first life and steady quietus
This new box of wine
quite good - Appellation
of a Tuesday shift?
Haiku # 42326, October 28, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
OH HELL; for fuck's sake!!
YOU WANT ME TO Believe that??
three headed monster
Haiku # 42325, October 28, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by hot honeybun cocktail waitress of cute little bar in land down under..with a degree in psychology and massage therapy certified.
I want surgery
remove all my parts and such
make me a NONSEX
Haiku # 42324, October 28, 2008 8:40 pm ET
by the problem is.......what you see is what you get
To bug a Croat
Just say "Croatian" "Raincoat"
'cause they're anagrams
Haiku # 42323, October 28, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
in the end madness
repass repeated mistakes
drawing shadow minds
Haiku # 42322, October 28, 2008 7:20 pm ET
by bs
they can love subtle
things on the surface but in
the end small things do
Haiku # 42321, October 28, 2008 7:18 pm ET
by bs
they seek the seeker
lying in wait as the snare
making life lively
Haiku # 42320, October 28, 2008 7:14 pm ET
by bs
i say she is more
the rose, thorns but flowers
said to be subtle...

blood runs down
Haiku # 42319, October 28, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by bs
with subtle "snails" slowly
sneaking sensuality
and faith together...
Haiku # 42318, October 28, 2008 7:08 pm ET
by bs of does she seduce with real love?
Sleepless and ruthless.
Rocks, papers, shreaded fame
Strolling down the road
Haiku # 42317, October 28, 2008 6:30 pm ET
by warmup of portugal
twenty three dollars
a PAINLESS visitor's fee
at the Royal Gorge
Haiku # 42316, October 28, 2008 6:20 pm ET
by money money money
OKAY FUNNY MAN
A LITTLE LAUGHTER..LONG WAY
THAT'S THE WAY HE GOES
Haiku # 42315, October 28, 2008 6:16 pm ET
by TOOTSIE HOLE
Q-Tip is my name
"Go, Q-Tip, Go" they yelled
Poofy hair I had
Haiku # 42314, October 28, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by Q-Tip
are you happy now
i 've become your secret fan
do not fuck this up
Haiku # 42313, October 28, 2008 5:11 pm ET
by vince
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