Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

His humility
and meekness draw me in as
he draws out my fear.
Haiku # 42331, October 28, 2008 11:10 pm ET
by snail detoxified by love
The sweetest turn-on
is true love, a selfless thing
that completes us all.
Haiku # 42330, October 28, 2008 11:00 pm ET
by snail
The fish are swimming
in their own yummy poop which
they enjoy eating
Haiku # 42329, October 28, 2008 10:50 pm ET
by Poopfish of Sewer
don't use my talent
have not cultured it either
so what is my point
Haiku # 42328, October 28, 2008 9:44 pm ET
by rather.... THE point..
and now i must
literally live with
it.
Haiku # 42327, October 28, 2008 9:30 pm ET
by treefingers of the island of first life and steady quietus
This new box of wine
quite good - Appellation
of a Tuesday shift?
Haiku # 42326, October 28, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
OH HELL; for fuck's sake!!
YOU WANT ME TO Believe that??
three headed monster
Haiku # 42325, October 28, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by hot honeybun cocktail waitress of cute little bar in land down under..with a degree in psychology and massage therapy certified.
I want surgery
remove all my parts and such
make me a NONSEX
Haiku # 42324, October 28, 2008 8:40 pm ET
by the problem is.......what you see is what you get
To bug a Croat
Just say "Croatian" "Raincoat"
'cause they're anagrams
Haiku # 42323, October 28, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
in the end madness
repass repeated mistakes
drawing shadow minds
Haiku # 42322, October 28, 2008 7:20 pm ET
by bs
they can love subtle
things on the surface but in
the end small things do
Haiku # 42321, October 28, 2008 7:18 pm ET
by bs
they seek the seeker
lying in wait as the snare
making life lively
Haiku # 42320, October 28, 2008 7:14 pm ET
by bs
i say she is more
the rose, thorns but flowers
said to be subtle...

blood runs down
Haiku # 42319, October 28, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by bs
with subtle "snails" slowly
sneaking sensuality
and faith together...
Haiku # 42318, October 28, 2008 7:08 pm ET
by bs of does she seduce with real love?
Sleepless and ruthless.
Rocks, papers, shreaded fame
Strolling down the road
Haiku # 42317, October 28, 2008 6:30 pm ET
by warmup of portugal
twenty three dollars
a PAINLESS visitor's fee
at the Royal Gorge
Haiku # 42316, October 28, 2008 6:20 pm ET
by money money money
OKAY FUNNY MAN
A LITTLE LAUGHTER..LONG WAY
THAT'S THE WAY HE GOES
Haiku # 42315, October 28, 2008 6:16 pm ET
by TOOTSIE HOLE
Q-Tip is my name
"Go, Q-Tip, Go" they yelled
Poofy hair I had
Haiku # 42314, October 28, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by Q-Tip
are you happy now
i 've become your secret fan
do not fuck this up
Haiku # 42313, October 28, 2008 5:11 pm ET
by vince
I will wear velvet
more often if it makes him
pet my clothes again.
Haiku # 42312, October 28, 2008 4:38 pm ET
by snail, shy and wild
I can see the selves
meeting when our eyes connect
like notes in a chord.
Haiku # 42311, October 28, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by snail
one and another
life timing is everything
you can have it back
Haiku # 42310, October 28, 2008 4:03 pm ET
by 44 and 38
strawberry twist cone
Heart sang naked in a cup
and then he served me
Haiku # 42309, October 28, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by ALice and the ice cream dream
he calls me bright eyes
and clever clogs and darling
silly names that please
Haiku # 42308, October 28, 2008 2:31 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
thy will fly at night
looking for unprotected
what is your disguise?
Haiku # 42307, October 28, 2008 2:24 pm ET
by Here they come!
in quotable quotes
even subhumans provide
his dinner entree
Haiku # 42306, October 28, 2008 2:20 pm ET
by .Hunger strike....
ascended from old
fluttered to high in black dance
shadow seeking death
Haiku # 42305, October 28, 2008 2:08 pm ET
by time to go
plump and succulent
a feast designed for real men
country style spread
Haiku # 42304, October 28, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by what do you think
Distraction, a joy
Girl walks by, her boobs so big
Hard gets the dickie
Haiku # 42303, October 28, 2008 1:37 pm ET
by Modern Nemes of Pennsylvania
it's so good it's BAD
I wish I'd discovered it
a whole lot sooner
Haiku # 42302, October 28, 2008 1:33 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
Traffic surges on,
splitting open my hearing,
flooding past my thoughts.
Haiku # 42301, October 28, 2008 1:13 pm ET
by snail of distraction (by the way, thanks, bs)
I like the haiku
being written here, it's
really pretty good!
Haiku # 42300, October 28, 2008 12:59 pm ET
by bs
Do you see me now?
I see you too from far off.
The sun sees us all.
Haiku # 42299, October 28, 2008 12:28 pm ET
by International Security of Simi Valley
such beautiful light
I danced with morning sunbeams
An autumn pleasure
Haiku # 42298, October 28, 2008 12:09 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
A pale sun's soft glow
Her skin illuminated
Gold in autumn light
Haiku # 42297, October 28, 2008 11:51 am ET
by William Nippress
autumn leaves flutter
the bleak season approaches
god, winter sucks ass
Haiku # 42296, October 28, 2008 11:47 am ET
by some seasonal affective defective
though my babies died
they live in my heart always
and I remember
Haiku # 42295, October 28, 2008 11:39 am ET
by El of Santa Cruz
i respect snail for
she, I think has great courage
and she writes well too
Haiku # 42294, October 28, 2008 11:34 am ET
by bs
guilty with ogling
he turns and kisses his wife
where it all belongs
Haiku # 42293, October 28, 2008 10:39 am ET
by vince
Bleeding through my eyes,
the copper shimmer of the
sun's last breath flows out.
Haiku # 42292, October 28, 2008 3:48 am ET
by snail likes sunsets
A dog will eat trash
Filling his tummy so full
Then barf on the rug
Haiku # 42291, October 28, 2008 2:13 am ET
by Jim Nagel
RE: $7 bn bailout:

capitalism
on the way up. Socialis
m on the way down.
Haiku # 42290, October 27, 2008 9:42 pm ET
by DaVoid of Point Reyes
I can Haiku, so
can everyone Haiku too?
I hope that they can.
Haiku # 42289, October 27, 2008 6:00 pm ET
by Canoe of the middle of a pond
days are shorter now
the year is ending too soon
I am not ready
Haiku # 42288, October 27, 2008 5:11 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
the one implosion
if we got over ourselves
beautiful white light
Haiku # 42287, October 27, 2008 2:50 pm ET
by 1
so you messed it up
now the bad experience
grants better judgment
Haiku # 42286, October 27, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by learnes from past experiences
I can fall in love
fast as a cheetah in heat
.....That's one hot LION!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 42285, October 27, 2008 2:42 pm ET
by MEOOOOOOOOOOOOW.prrrrr
I printed my stuff
from years ago and saved it
it was fun to read
Haiku # 42284, October 27, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by my poetry sucks..LOL
my dad my father
made a comment about tats
he doesn't like em
Haiku # 42283, October 27, 2008 2:35 pm ET
by I find it interesting..LOL..love ya pop..I still have none
ten bucks an hour
my love I have this feeling
that's all it is worth
Haiku # 42282, October 27, 2008 2:31 pm ET
by one vicodin and everything becomes funny
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