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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
autumn leaves flutter
the bleak season approaches
god, winter sucks ass
Haiku # 42296 October 28, 2008 11:47 am ET
by some seasonal affective defective
though my babies died
they live in my heart always
and I remember
Haiku # 42295 October 28, 2008 11:39 am ET
by El of Santa Cruz
i respect snail for
she, I think has great courage
and she writes well too
Haiku # 42294 October 28, 2008 11:34 am ET
by bs
guilty with ogling
he turns and kisses his wife
where it all belongs
Haiku # 42293 October 28, 2008 10:39 am ET
by vince
Bleeding through my eyes,
the copper shimmer of the
sun's last breath flows out.
Haiku # 42292 October 28, 2008 3:48 am ET
by snail likes sunsets
A dog will eat trash
Filling his tummy so full
Then barf on the rug
Haiku # 42291 October 28, 2008 2:13 am ET
by Jim Nagel
RE: $7 bn bailout:

capitalism
on the way up. Socialis
m on the way down.
Haiku # 42290 October 27, 2008 9:42 pm ET
by DaVoid of Point Reyes
I can Haiku, so
can everyone Haiku too?
I hope that they can.
Haiku # 42289 October 27, 2008 6:00 pm ET
by Canoe of the middle of a pond
days are shorter now
the year is ending too soon
I am not ready
Haiku # 42288 October 27, 2008 5:11 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
the one implosion
if we got over ourselves
beautiful white light
Haiku # 42287 October 27, 2008 2:50 pm ET
by 1
so you messed it up
now the bad experience
grants better judgment
Haiku # 42286 October 27, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by learnes from past experiences
I can fall in love
fast as a cheetah in heat
.....That's one hot LION!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 42285 October 27, 2008 2:42 pm ET
by MEOOOOOOOOOOOOW.prrrrr
I printed my stuff
from years ago and saved it
it was fun to read
Haiku # 42284 October 27, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by my poetry sucks..LOL
my dad my father
made a comment about tats
he doesn't like em
Haiku # 42283 October 27, 2008 2:35 pm ET
by I find it interesting..LOL..love ya pop..I still have none
ten bucks an hour
my love I have this feeling
that's all it is worth
Haiku # 42282 October 27, 2008 2:31 pm ET
by one vicodin and everything becomes funny
the attitude sucks
offerrings of nothing more
grey fecal matter
Haiku # 42281 October 27, 2008 2:28 pm ET
by wet bag of chips I SAY
on this windy day
boxes are painted shelters
the rain could come down
Haiku # 42280 October 27, 2008 2:25 pm ET
by what do you see..maybe a rainbow drip down cardboard lane or just a soggy shitty mess
How bad can this be?
My Haiku is worse than yours
Yes--it's a challenge!
Haiku # 42279 October 27, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by T-Bone
Spam I will post now
Visit my awesome website
So I can earn cash
Haiku # 42278 October 27, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by T-Bone of USA
There once was a man
From NanTuckett so I hear
You fill in the blanks
Haiku # 42277 October 27, 2008 1:31 pm ET
by Rich Stadtmiller of Fremont,CA
Icons are pictures
Picture worth one thousand words
Why then the text box?
Haiku # 42276 October 27, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by Lou
Not bad man, Greenspan
Sad sad sad, man

Poor Greenspan
Haiku # 42275 October 27, 2008 12:04 pm ET
by Heicholz of Indiana
Botox and makeup
don't cover up enough the
flop sweat on McCain
Haiku # 42274 October 27, 2008 11:00 am ET
by Suzy Kline of Cape Cod
When I get my things,
the others will be rushing
me to hurry up.
Haiku # 42273 October 27, 2008 10:57 am ET
by snail
mime yells as thief runs
with his hat, breaking the oath
quite abruptly so
Haiku # 42272 October 27, 2008 10:25 am ET
by vince
What is wrong with you?
This page reads like a swap meet
for the insane mind
Haiku # 42271 October 27, 2008 9:49 am ET
by No name of You lot are mad
Perfect compassion
is only an ideal that
I have never reached.

Keep your mind pure and
don't murder even in thought.
...harder than it sounds.
Haiku # 42270 October 27, 2008 12:08 am ET
by snail
bad economy
loss of income and big fears
he has quit drinking
Haiku # 42269 October 26, 2008 3:27 pm ET
by scariest time of my life had become my happiest
we are instinctive
but rational animals
but still...animals
Haiku # 42268 October 26, 2008 2:16 pm ET
by bs
anger is useless in
the end but for f-s sake
it sure does feel good!

draw blood and drink it :)
Haiku # 42267 October 26, 2008 2:14 pm ET
by bs
predictably to go
on ticks people off so fuck
'em, up the ass if

one has to, go die
yourself and let jackie's head
fly over the big green monster
Haiku # 42266 October 26, 2008 2:12 pm ET
by bs
but in the end it's
up to us all to decide to
let it go and let

the idiots find
someone else to blame their
problems on for their failed lives
Haiku # 42265 October 26, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by bs
if you want someone
dead, the problem is they might
decide to kill you back first
Haiku # 42264 October 26, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by bs
truth is no one knows
anyone personally
too well, so they say

turn into internet trolls
I know, I've been one, mocking
speaking anguish, blah
Haiku # 42263 October 26, 2008 2:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to be honest if
someone wants another dead
I think the world would

be better off without you
Haiku # 42261 October 26, 2008 2:01 pm ET
by bs
I'm trying to find
the jerry springer people
here who want blood so

I can feed them to
the dogs on national tv
eye for an eye ratings
Haiku # 42260 October 26, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by bs
we are to pray for
those who hate us, some call this
a form of black magick
Haiku # 42259 October 26, 2008 1:26 pm ET
by bs
confessional fess
frustrated mess, but it's just
a rainy day, oh well
Haiku # 42258 October 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by bs
my husband a drunk
so wha'ts new
I love him non the less
too bad for me.
Haiku # 42257 October 26, 2008 1:12 pm ET
by andracsek
I hate you so much;
is that too much to ask for?
Still, I hope you die.
Haiku # 42256 October 25, 2008 11:11 pm ET
by JackieBob227
little big planet
not online for 2 more days
watta big dumb drag
Haiku # 42255 October 25, 2008 10:24 pm ET
by bbgsue of chicago
Somebody I love
has a problem with bullies.
I wish I could help.
Haiku # 42254 October 25, 2008 6:22 pm ET
by snail
a beautiful song
i will cry to it now like
only a man can
Haiku # 42253 October 25, 2008 3:44 pm ET
by sf
at least you don't have
another you trying to
compete over you
Haiku # 42252 October 25, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's always better
when we interact without
outside influence.
Haiku # 42251 October 25, 2008 1:26 pm ET
by snail
fallopian tube
would that you had never worked
mom should have tied you
Haiku # 42250 October 25, 2008 1:14 pm ET
by PR of Tucson
Oh bedtime cocktail,
Would that you never failed.
Saddened, awake.
Haiku # 42249 October 25, 2008 12:19 am ET
by Christine Wy of St. Augustine, Forida
A B C D fish?
L M N O stinkin' fish!
O S M R fish.
Haiku # 42248 October 24, 2008 11:02 pm ET
by Stockclerk
If I were you
then you'd be me
What the hell?
Haiku # 42247 October 24, 2008 5:59 pm ET
by Carbon Buildup of Oregon
If all I needed
were physical, I'd be set.
So much for easy.
Haiku # 42246 October 24, 2008 5:23 pm ET
by snail