Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

RE: $7 bn bailout:

capitalism
on the way up. Socialis
m on the way down.
Haiku # 42290, October 27, 2008 9:42 pm ET
by DaVoid of Point Reyes
I can Haiku, so
can everyone Haiku too?
I hope that they can.
Haiku # 42289, October 27, 2008 6:00 pm ET
by Canoe of the middle of a pond
days are shorter now
the year is ending too soon
I am not ready
Haiku # 42288, October 27, 2008 5:11 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
the one implosion
if we got over ourselves
beautiful white light
Haiku # 42287, October 27, 2008 2:50 pm ET
by 1
so you messed it up
now the bad experience
grants better judgment
Haiku # 42286, October 27, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by learnes from past experiences
I can fall in love
fast as a cheetah in heat
.....That's one hot LION!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 42285, October 27, 2008 2:42 pm ET
by MEOOOOOOOOOOOOW.prrrrr
I printed my stuff
from years ago and saved it
it was fun to read
Haiku # 42284, October 27, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by my poetry sucks..LOL
my dad my father
made a comment about tats
he doesn't like em
Haiku # 42283, October 27, 2008 2:35 pm ET
by I find it interesting..LOL..love ya pop..I still have none
ten bucks an hour
my love I have this feeling
that's all it is worth
Haiku # 42282, October 27, 2008 2:31 pm ET
by one vicodin and everything becomes funny
the attitude sucks
offerrings of nothing more
grey fecal matter
Haiku # 42281, October 27, 2008 2:28 pm ET
by wet bag of chips I SAY
on this windy day
boxes are painted shelters
the rain could come down
Haiku # 42280, October 27, 2008 2:25 pm ET
by what do you see..maybe a rainbow drip down cardboard lane or just a soggy shitty mess
How bad can this be?
My Haiku is worse than yours
Yes--it's a challenge!
Haiku # 42279, October 27, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by T-Bone
Spam I will post now
Visit my awesome website
So I can earn cash
Haiku # 42278, October 27, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by T-Bone of USA
There once was a man
From NanTuckett so I hear
You fill in the blanks
Haiku # 42277, October 27, 2008 1:31 pm ET
by Rich Stadtmiller of Fremont,CA
Icons are pictures
Picture worth one thousand words
Why then the text box?
Haiku # 42276, October 27, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by Lou
Not bad man, Greenspan
Sad sad sad, man

Poor Greenspan
Haiku # 42275, October 27, 2008 12:04 pm ET
by Heicholz of Indiana
Botox and makeup
don't cover up enough the
flop sweat on McCain
Haiku # 42274, October 27, 2008 11:00 am ET
by Suzy Kline of Cape Cod
When I get my things,
the others will be rushing
me to hurry up.
Haiku # 42273, October 27, 2008 10:57 am ET
by snail
mime yells as thief runs
with his hat, breaking the oath
quite abruptly so
Haiku # 42272, October 27, 2008 10:25 am ET
by vince
What is wrong with you?
This page reads like a swap meet
for the insane mind
Haiku # 42271, October 27, 2008 9:49 am ET
by No name of You lot are mad
Perfect compassion
is only an ideal that
I have never reached.

Keep your mind pure and
don't murder even in thought.
...harder than it sounds.
Haiku # 42270, October 27, 2008 12:08 am ET
by snail
bad economy
loss of income and big fears
he has quit drinking
Haiku # 42269, October 26, 2008 3:27 pm ET
by scariest time of my life had become my happiest
we are instinctive
but rational animals
but still...animals
Haiku # 42268, October 26, 2008 2:16 pm ET
by bs
anger is useless in
the end but for f-s sake
it sure does feel good!

draw blood and drink it :)
Haiku # 42267, October 26, 2008 2:14 pm ET
by bs
predictably to go
on ticks people off so fuck
'em, up the ass if

one has to, go die
yourself and let jackie's head
fly over the big green monster
Haiku # 42266, October 26, 2008 2:12 pm ET
by bs
but in the end it's
up to us all to decide to
let it go and let

the idiots find
someone else to blame their
problems on for their failed lives
Haiku # 42265, October 26, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by bs
if you want someone
dead, the problem is they might
decide to kill you back first
Haiku # 42264, October 26, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by bs
truth is no one knows
anyone personally
too well, so they say

turn into internet trolls
I know, I've been one, mocking
speaking anguish, blah
Haiku # 42263, October 26, 2008 2:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to be honest if
someone wants another dead
I think the world would

be better off without you
Haiku # 42261, October 26, 2008 2:01 pm ET
by bs
I'm trying to find
the jerry springer people
here who want blood so

I can feed them to
the dogs on national tv
eye for an eye ratings
Haiku # 42260, October 26, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by bs
we are to pray for
those who hate us, some call this
a form of black magick
Haiku # 42259, October 26, 2008 1:26 pm ET
by bs
confessional fess
frustrated mess, but it's just
a rainy day, oh well
Haiku # 42258, October 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by bs
my husband a drunk
so wha'ts new
I love him non the less
too bad for me.
Haiku # 42257, October 26, 2008 1:12 pm ET
by andracsek
I hate you so much;
is that too much to ask for?
Still, I hope you die.
Haiku # 42256, October 25, 2008 11:11 pm ET
by JackieBob227
little big planet
not online for 2 more days
watta big dumb drag
Haiku # 42255, October 25, 2008 10:24 pm ET
by bbgsue of chicago
Somebody I love
has a problem with bullies.
I wish I could help.
Haiku # 42254, October 25, 2008 6:22 pm ET
by snail
a beautiful song
i will cry to it now like
only a man can
Haiku # 42253, October 25, 2008 3:44 pm ET
by sf
at least you don't have
another you trying to
compete over you
Haiku # 42252, October 25, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's always better
when we interact without
outside influence.
Haiku # 42251, October 25, 2008 1:26 pm ET
by snail
fallopian tube
would that you had never worked
mom should have tied you
Haiku # 42250, October 25, 2008 1:14 pm ET
by PR of Tucson
Oh bedtime cocktail,
Would that you never failed.
Saddened, awake.
Haiku # 42249, October 25, 2008 12:19 am ET
by Christine Wy of St. Augustine, Forida
A B C D fish?
L M N O stinkin' fish!
O S M R fish.
Haiku # 42248, October 24, 2008 11:02 pm ET
by Stockclerk
If I were you
then you'd be me
What the hell?
Haiku # 42247, October 24, 2008 5:59 pm ET
by Carbon Buildup of Oregon
If all I needed
were physical, I'd be set.
So much for easy.
Haiku # 42246, October 24, 2008 5:23 pm ET
by snail
I ku, you ku
He, she, it kus.
We ku, you ku, they ku,
Than ku.
Haiku # 42245, October 24, 2008 4:50 pm ET
by Flossyrabbit of Palo Alto, Clifornia
Struggle to write
strong words set in time
oops I rhymed
Haiku # 42244, October 24, 2008 4:39 pm ET
by Carbon Buildup of Monmouth, Oregon
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Haiku # 42243, October 24, 2008 2:31 pm ET
by Max
dismal friday noon
impatience fill local pubs
a bit too early
Haiku # 42242, October 24, 2008 12:03 pm ET
by vince of cheers
Sacrament. repent!
repent! I've been so evil.
Jesus I'm hammered.
Haiku # 42241, October 24, 2008 11:07 am ET
by DickCannon of Austin
demons possessed him
last night. pained exorcism
lame flat stinks of shit
Haiku # 42240, October 24, 2008 11:02 am ET
by DickCannon of Austin
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