There once was a man
From NanTuckett so I hear
You fill in the blanks

Icons are pictures
Picture worth one thousand words
Why then the text box?

Not bad man, Greenspan
Sad sad sad, man

Poor Greenspan

Botox and makeup
don't cover up enough the
flop sweat on McCain

When I get my things,
the others will be rushing
me to hurry up.

mime yells as thief runs
with his hat, breaking the oath
quite abruptly so

What is wrong with you?
This page reads like a swap meet
for the insane mind

Perfect compassion
is only an ideal that
I have never reached.

Keep your mind pure and
don't murder even in thought.
...harder than it sounds.

bad economy
loss of income and big fears
he has quit drinking

we are instinctive
but rational animals
but still...animals

anger is useless in
the end but for f-s sake
it sure does feel good!

draw blood and drink it :)

predictably to go
on ticks people off so fuck
'em, up the ass if

one has to, go die
yourself and let jackie's head
fly over the big green monster

but in the end it's
up to us all to decide to
let it go and let

the idiots find
someone else to blame their
problems on for their failed lives

if you want someone
dead, the problem is they might
decide to kill you back first

truth is no one knows
anyone personally
too well, so they say

turn into internet trolls
I know, I've been one, mocking
speaking anguish, blah

to be honest if
someone wants another dead
I think the world would

be better off without you

I'm trying to find
the jerry springer people
here who want blood so

I can feed them to
the dogs on national tv
eye for an eye ratings

we are to pray for
those who hate us, some call this
a form of black magick

confessional fess
frustrated mess, but it's just
a rainy day, oh well

my husband a drunk
so wha'ts new
I love him non the less
too bad for me.

I hate you so much;
is that too much to ask for?
Still, I hope you die.

little big planet
not online for 2 more days
watta big dumb drag

Somebody I love
has a problem with bullies.
I wish I could help.

a beautiful song
i will cry to it now like
only a man can

at least you don't have
another you trying to
compete over you

It's always better
when we interact without
outside influence.

fallopian tube
would that you had never worked
mom should have tied you

Oh bedtime cocktail,
Would that you never failed.
Saddened, awake.

A B C D fish?
L M N O stinkin' fish!
O S M R fish.

If I were you
then you'd be me
What the hell?

If all I needed
were physical, I'd be set.
So much for easy.

I ku, you ku
He, she, it kus.
We ku, you ku, they ku,
Than ku.

Struggle to write
strong words set in time
oops I rhymed

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

dismal friday noon
impatience fill local pubs
a bit too early

Sacrament. repent!
repent! I've been so evil.
Jesus I'm hammered.

demons possessed him
last night. pained exorcism
lame flat stinks of shit

cars sulk in the shade
as blackbirds settle above
relieving themselves

My poor tattered brain
I used to write love stories
Now it's bad haikus

Why do some people
have a strong aversion to
all things romantic?

ripped as i submit
though sober, i pore over
twelve steps await

serial haiku
most assailable, boo hoo
encapsulated

cast in reflection
find mine own most horrific
no... beatific

sf and surface
bereft of heft and worthless
forgive the mirror

Lush because drunkard
No trademark violation
oh... and the band sucks

like oh my god i
hope he likes you because he's
like so super hot

He hasn't called yet.
I hope my e-mail didn't
make me seem creepy.

grilfriend is hyper
sensitive about mouth noise
it drives her crazy

there's a fecal stain
on grandpa's burial shroud
in death as in life

I'm lost in Haikuville
Need a drink
But can't
I'm too lonely