Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

I hate you so much;
is that too much to ask for?
Still, I hope you die.
Haiku # 42256, October 25, 2008 11:11 pm ET
by JackieBob227
little big planet
not online for 2 more days
watta big dumb drag
Haiku # 42255, October 25, 2008 10:24 pm ET
by bbgsue of chicago
Somebody I love
has a problem with bullies.
I wish I could help.
Haiku # 42254, October 25, 2008 6:22 pm ET
by snail
a beautiful song
i will cry to it now like
only a man can
Haiku # 42253, October 25, 2008 3:44 pm ET
by sf
at least you don't have
another you trying to
compete over you
Haiku # 42252, October 25, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's always better
when we interact without
outside influence.
Haiku # 42251, October 25, 2008 1:26 pm ET
by snail
fallopian tube
would that you had never worked
mom should have tied you
Haiku # 42250, October 25, 2008 1:14 pm ET
by PR of Tucson
Oh bedtime cocktail,
Would that you never failed.
Saddened, awake.
Haiku # 42249, October 25, 2008 12:19 am ET
by Christine Wy of St. Augustine, Forida
A B C D fish?
L M N O stinkin' fish!
O S M R fish.
Haiku # 42248, October 24, 2008 11:02 pm ET
by Stockclerk
If I were you
then you'd be me
What the hell?
Haiku # 42247, October 24, 2008 5:59 pm ET
by Carbon Buildup of Oregon
If all I needed
were physical, I'd be set.
So much for easy.
Haiku # 42246, October 24, 2008 5:23 pm ET
by snail
I ku, you ku
He, she, it kus.
We ku, you ku, they ku,
Than ku.
Haiku # 42245, October 24, 2008 4:50 pm ET
by Flossyrabbit of Palo Alto, Clifornia
Struggle to write
strong words set in time
oops I rhymed
Haiku # 42244, October 24, 2008 4:39 pm ET
by Carbon Buildup of Monmouth, Oregon
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Haiku # 42243, October 24, 2008 2:31 pm ET
by Max
dismal friday noon
impatience fill local pubs
a bit too early
Haiku # 42242, October 24, 2008 12:03 pm ET
by vince of cheers
Sacrament. repent!
repent! I've been so evil.
Jesus I'm hammered.
Haiku # 42241, October 24, 2008 11:07 am ET
by DickCannon of Austin
demons possessed him
last night. pained exorcism
lame flat stinks of shit
Haiku # 42240, October 24, 2008 11:02 am ET
by DickCannon of Austin
cars sulk in the shade
as blackbirds settle above
relieving themselves
Haiku # 42239, October 24, 2008 10:08 am ET
by vince
My poor tattered brain
I used to write love stories
Now it's bad haikus
Haiku # 42238, October 24, 2008 7:41 am ET
by Migraine Chick of michigan
Why do some people
have a strong aversion to
all things romantic?
Haiku # 42237, October 24, 2008 6:23 am ET
by snail
ripped as i submit
though sober, i pore over
twelve steps await
Haiku # 42236, October 24, 2008 2:03 am ET
by Lush
serial haiku
most assailable, boo hoo
encapsulated
Haiku # 42235, October 24, 2008 2:01 am ET
by Lush
cast in reflection
find mine own most horrific
no... beatific
Haiku # 42234, October 24, 2008 1:59 am ET
by Lush
sf and surface
bereft of heft and worthless
forgive the mirror
Haiku # 42233, October 24, 2008 1:57 am ET
by Lush
Lush because drunkard
No trademark violation
oh... and the band sucks
Haiku # 42232, October 24, 2008 1:54 am ET
by Lush
like oh my god i
hope he likes you because he's
like so super hot
Haiku # 42231, October 24, 2008 1:19 am ET
by sf
He hasn't called yet.
I hope my e-mail didn't
make me seem creepy.
Haiku # 42230, October 24, 2008 12:50 am ET
by snail may have come on too strong
grilfriend is hyper
sensitive about mouth noise
it drives her crazy
Haiku # 42229, October 24, 2008 12:19 am ET
by Jason M of Seattle
there's a fecal stain
on grandpa's burial shroud
in death as in life
Haiku # 42228, October 23, 2008 7:10 pm ET
by sf
I'm lost in Haikuville
Need a drink
But can't
I'm too lonely
Haiku # 42227, October 23, 2008 4:42 pm ET
by Catman of La, Calif
I await the day
when we are to meet again,
eagerly hoping.
Haiku # 42226, October 23, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by snail
"real" small town man in
big "fake" state,which 'merican
am I, Miss Sarah?
Haiku # 42225, October 23, 2008 3:53 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown ca
resist temptation
week nearly over, catch ya
next time NPR
Haiku # 42224, October 23, 2008 3:46 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown ca
beaten so roundly
pillowcase full of doorknobs
congrats sassy pants
Haiku # 42223, October 23, 2008 12:55 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
my mind is full of
things that need to be sorted
out as time goes on
Haiku # 42222, October 23, 2008 12:19 pm ET
by bs
remembering now
in the mirror, by the sink
regret is a bitch
Haiku # 42221, October 23, 2008 10:10 am ET
by vince
Your hands slide down my
shoulders, making my body
fully receptive.
Haiku # 42220, October 23, 2008 3:29 am ET
by snail
Heretic dildos
Cannibalizing congress
Condoms required
Haiku # 42219, October 23, 2008 3:16 am ET
by Kwai-Chang Kate of LA LA Land
Aqualung, my friend,
is about a cool hobo
trying to make it
Haiku # 42218, October 23, 2008 12:54 am ET
by i<3haiku
I love little girls.
Babysitting is such fun!
Still, glad they're not mine.
Haiku # 42217, October 23, 2008 12:20 am ET
by snail
My New BMDub
Bad gas mileage, but who cares?
Such a a deal I got!
Haiku # 42216, October 22, 2008 10:49 pm ET
by Murray LaPomme of La France
Who gets that big bailout?
Billions for Wall Street losers
Let's all just split it ;)
Haiku # 42215, October 22, 2008 10:41 pm ET
by DaVoid of Point Reyes
Big thugs inspire fear
I cross the street avoiding
Oh no~here they come!
Haiku # 42214, October 22, 2008 10:29 pm ET
by Davoid of Point Reyes
i borrow your name
because someone took mine, see?
was it you, or not?
Haiku # 42213, October 22, 2008 9:59 pm ET
by heathyrsister
forty empty seats
old man has to sit by me
ouch! move your elbow

bus runs a red light
i don't want to go to work
but please let me live!
Haiku # 42212, October 22, 2008 9:55 pm ET
by heathyrsister
thank you much to all
for your suggestions on the
anxiety problem
Haiku # 42211, October 22, 2008 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
there is just no proof
that life is nothing but one
big joke on all of us.
Haiku # 42210, October 22, 2008 8:48 pm ET
by krista
sometimes you have to
laugh at things that are just too
hard to think about.
Haiku # 42209, October 22, 2008 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
One two three four five
Six seven eight nine ten e-
leven twelve thirteen
Haiku # 42208, October 22, 2008 6:24 pm ET
by Captain Video of USA
Television is
Fat people's idea of
Life in the outdoors
Haiku # 42207, October 22, 2008 6:22 pm ET
by Captain Video of USA
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