fallopian tube
would that you had never worked
mom should have tied you

Oh bedtime cocktail,
Would that you never failed.
Saddened, awake.

A B C D fish?
L M N O stinkin' fish!
O S M R fish.

If I were you
then you'd be me
What the hell?

If all I needed
were physical, I'd be set.
So much for easy.

I ku, you ku
He, she, it kus.
We ku, you ku, they ku,
Than ku.

Struggle to write
strong words set in time
oops I rhymed

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

dismal friday noon
impatience fill local pubs
a bit too early

Sacrament. repent!
repent! I've been so evil.
Jesus I'm hammered.

demons possessed him
last night. pained exorcism
lame flat stinks of shit

cars sulk in the shade
as blackbirds settle above
relieving themselves

My poor tattered brain
I used to write love stories
Now it's bad haikus

Why do some people
have a strong aversion to
all things romantic?

ripped as i submit
though sober, i pore over
twelve steps await

serial haiku
most assailable, boo hoo
encapsulated

cast in reflection
find mine own most horrific
no... beatific

sf and surface
bereft of heft and worthless
forgive the mirror

Lush because drunkard
No trademark violation
oh... and the band sucks

like oh my god i
hope he likes you because he's
like so super hot

He hasn't called yet.
I hope my e-mail didn't
make me seem creepy.

grilfriend is hyper
sensitive about mouth noise
it drives her crazy

there's a fecal stain
on grandpa's burial shroud
in death as in life

I'm lost in Haikuville
Need a drink
But can't
I'm too lonely

I await the day
when we are to meet again,
eagerly hoping.

"real" small town man in
big "fake" state,which 'merican
am I, Miss Sarah?

resist temptation
week nearly over, catch ya
next time NPR

beaten so roundly
pillowcase full of doorknobs
congrats sassy pants

my mind is full of
things that need to be sorted
out as time goes on

remembering now
in the mirror, by the sink
regret is a bitch

Your hands slide down my
shoulders, making my body
fully receptive.

Heretic dildos
Cannibalizing congress
Condoms required

Aqualung, my friend,
is about a cool hobo
trying to make it

I love little girls.
Babysitting is such fun!
Still, glad they're not mine.

My New BMDub
Bad gas mileage, but who cares?
Such a a deal I got!

Who gets that big bailout?
Billions for Wall Street losers
Let's all just split it ;)

Big thugs inspire fear
I cross the street avoiding
Oh no~here they come!

i borrow your name
because someone took mine, see?
was it you, or not?

forty empty seats
old man has to sit by me
ouch! move your elbow

bus runs a red light
i don't want to go to work
but please let me live!

thank you much to all
for your suggestions on the
anxiety problem

there is just no proof
that life is nothing but one
big joke on all of us.

sometimes you have to
laugh at things that are just too
hard to think about.

One two three four five
Six seven eight nine ten e-
leven twelve thirteen

Television is
Fat people's idea of
Life in the outdoors

what is haiku?
is it the sweet nectar
or brine.

Abortion ruins
multiple lives and isn't
something to laugh at.

HELP ME somebody
Check out the Harley 4 sale
Make me an offer-

if you say shut up
and die and they keep going
then what of thee, worm?

truth is those even
i, in bondage to pain could
even hear of the

pain of a child or
unknown other, so addicts
laugh, because they want

to die, for it f-ing
hurts, so if I feel bad, it
feels good to say no

one loves you, for they
themselves are blind by pain to
love, truth, and live dead

I wonder these who
write abortion and suicide
poems don't think

of the coathanger
or the weapon that could have
ended their being

but in the end self
is evil and would punish
other's evil "fun"

for we are sodom
we are gomorrah but no
judgement comes nigh