HELP ME somebody
Check out the Harley 4 sale
Make me an offer-

if you say shut up
and die and they keep going
then what of thee, worm?

truth is those even
i, in bondage to pain could
even hear of the

pain of a child or
unknown other, so addicts
laugh, because they want

to die, for it f-ing
hurts, so if I feel bad, it
feels good to say no

one loves you, for they
themselves are blind by pain to
love, truth, and live dead

I wonder these who
write abortion and suicide
poems don't think

of the coathanger
or the weapon that could have
ended their being

but in the end self
is evil and would punish
other's evil "fun"

for we are sodom
we are gomorrah but no
judgement comes nigh

it's easy for me to
be mad when I feel stuck in
a rut and to be

honest, I'm afraid
to leave that rut because I
don't know how to leave

all emotions are
signals to do something and
some do bad things but...

some do good things with
these signals of anger or joy
an alarm, of sorts

when guitar hero
is a dad, will he teach his
kids how to rock out?

well, all I can say
is I disagree with some
but it's getting good...

well, we can tell who
the family men aren't here
so go raise a cow

scattered newspapers
on alluring park benches
make me envious

Asinine answer
It shines down on me from heaven
Maybe a taco?

deep introspection
antipathetic focus
poor resolution

My private heaven,
my little hell? I don't know
which. I know it well.

lost in my own world
where i could not find myself
looking for the exit

lost in the great sea
i seem to be drowning in
my own consciousness

This generalized
anxiety disorder
is manageable.

For anxiety,
try valerian, gaba,
or melatonin.

Kava kava is
also supposed to help, and
so is tryptophan.

heavy drinking is
starting to look like a good
solution for it

i had anxiety
very badly today. ick
made me want to die.

rick should go outside
and ask a girl out at the
dumb grocery store. geesh.

Baby belly laughs
Invoke fundamental joy
Lights up everyone

As meaningful as
I try to make other things,
music is a sound.

webkins are so cute
that's my daily excitement
my little one laughs

john mccain should know
the straight talk express
really smells like pee

priness jiggle butt
wants me to tell you something:
someone stole my spork!

'merkan chinese food
sucks so much. wish they'd stop it.
and try something else.

this conference call
makes having an abortion
seem like way more fun

5 pm deadline
lost in flurry of chatmails
never got work done

what is a bad Hai
Ku to you and or me, but
serendipitous

You love through the sounds
I love through understanding
We all find delight

Kurt Cobain was lame
Songs he wrote were all the same
Should have died before

Tank is full, thank you mate
One One Five we celebrate
Time to start anew

You balance pleasure
with the pain of attainment.
I live through the sounds.

I forget that I
even have fingers when I
lose myself that way.

Playing puts me in
a meditative state where
I become music.

Morrow, one one five
On this eve, change we await
Fill up your gas tanks

Morrow, one one five
On this eve, change we await
Fill up your gas tanks

Systems and workflow
Integration successes
Bring joy to my heart

the first time i played
all i felt were the blisters
and of course the joy

Music is a drug,
altering the mind and moods
in powerful ways.

The first time I played
I couldn't feel my blisters,
only the pure joy.

i love my guitars
play them till my fingers bleed
sorry i can't read

Abortion is right
Kill all the babies in sight
Who cares anyway

Better things to do
Than to write a bad Haiku
The sun has come out.

nice thought, great concept
only to be ruined by
extra syllables

unsung, unspoken
resting in silent graveyards
hasty burial

Santa Cruz deer wait
Patiently at the crosswalk
Evolution works

i did it again
what the hell is wrong with me
i did the last three

i forgot my name
on the previous haiku
this will have to do

What the masses are saying:

bad haiku it is
while there is a strange allure
I'll not bookmark it

that saddens me so
i've succumb to the allure
i did bookmark it

you run left run right
not a word of truth in sight
I'm voting Nader

escribo en una
lengua diferente.
Es una haiku?

The power is out.
I am freezing my butt off.
Where's the damn fuse box?

i do wonder if
I messed up and shoulda used
neither not either