Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

The power is out.
I am freezing my butt off.
Where's the damn fuse box?
Haiku # 42156, October 21, 2008 10:46 am ET
by Tom
i do wonder if
I messed up and shoulda used
neither not either
Haiku # 42155, October 21, 2008 10:28 am ET
by silly cause i wanna be
the new haiku rule
you can only write them with
your opposite hand
Haiku # 42154, October 21, 2008 10:25 am ET
by and u must sit on your normal writing hand.. do not like it either!
give me stimulus
electric shock my wet hair
that should do the trick
Haiku # 42153, October 21, 2008 10:22 am ET
by tickle
somebody farted
I declare it was not me
blame it on the dog
Haiku # 42152, October 21, 2008 10:11 am ET
by your mom
my feet smell of fish
the bank of the river dried
we ran on the edge
Haiku # 42151, October 21, 2008 9:53 am ET
by ouch cI stepped on a crawdad shell
my longing runs down
your body like hot fondue
and you do not know
Haiku # 42150, October 21, 2008 9:49 am ET
by vince
Site does edit
World is close to the end
Why care any way
Haiku # 42149, October 21, 2008 9:40 am ET
by CatdoG of Bliss
Obama devil
McCain
Haiku # 42148, October 21, 2008 9:37 am ET
by CatdoG of TV Land
i do love haiku
perhaps i'm really not right
but don't we know that?
Haiku # 42147, October 21, 2008 9:19 am ET
by the stranger of out there
I found some haiku
not that it was really bad
some just don't get it
Haiku # 42146, October 21, 2008 9:13 am ET
by the stranger of out there
Please give me five bucks,
so I can get a burger,
or maybe, some beer.
Haiku # 42145, October 21, 2008 9:11 am ET
by toofless of on the curb
Lonely people waste
plenty of time writing words
about wasted time.
Haiku # 42144, October 21, 2008 6:30 am ET
by snail
People reaching out
Words like hands they touch and dance
This is a strange place
Haiku # 42143, October 21, 2008 5:13 am ET
by gothceltgirl of New York
there is no despair
only a lack of feeling
dulled resignation

dreaming of a past
i try to hold on to love
slipping from my grasp

till predictably
as the common threads untwine
it breaks and falls
Haiku # 42142, October 21, 2008 4:48 am ET
by ash
i will go to bed
incubating a shadow
dreaming of nothing
Haiku # 42141, October 21, 2008 12:33 am ET
by sf
falls and wahses things
the rain is very refreshing
i look at the leaves

they are green and wet
the leaves are no longer thirsty
the clear rain has stopped

the sun is now out
i wish the rain was still here
the forest smells clean
Haiku # 42140, October 21, 2008 12:21 am ET
by Samanatha of Florida
Obama Health Care
How Slow Government is
Die Waiting ... Oh Well!
Haiku # 42139, October 20, 2008 11:49 pm ET
by NEBody of North
this site suck does not
or does it seem to be that
I am a retard
Haiku # 42138, October 20, 2008 11:43 pm ET
by poop E. pants of Auburn, GA.
she pounces, but missed
rolls, disappears in cushions.
Alas! last Skittle.
Haiku # 42137, October 20, 2008 11:43 pm ET
by candi fixx
Video widow
Why do you weep; its useless.
Self-pleasure with left
Haiku # 42136, October 20, 2008 11:38 pm ET
by loanlee hart
why do my nose hairs
and ear hairs for that matter
continue to grow?
Haiku # 42135, October 20, 2008 10:12 pm ET
by way of Minneapolis, MN
butt wiggle
tail twich
mighty hunter prepares to spring
Haiku # 42134, October 20, 2008 9:44 pm ET
by Maggs
i sit in dispair
perhaps cause i have no hair
but i have big muscles
Haiku # 42133, October 20, 2008 9:34 pm ET
by alex of miami
there was a farmer
but then he got DSL
and now he does porn
Haiku # 42132, October 20, 2008 8:54 pm ET
by HEY HEY HEY
I used to be hot
Believe it or not
Now I'm just second-hand smoke
Haiku # 42131, October 20, 2008 8:53 pm ET
by Middle-Aged Goin Crazy of MO
OBama will save?
Will the rest of us lose?
In despair I vote.
Haiku # 42130, October 20, 2008 8:51 pm ET
by misanthrope2008
Vladimir Putin
does martial arts and judo
kinda turns me on
Haiku # 42129, October 20, 2008 8:40 pm ET
by WTF is wrong with me..Motley Crue fan
Greed surges unchecked
Financial markets melt down
Fat cats get our cash
Haiku # 42128, October 20, 2008 8:38 pm ET
by Chopmeat of Middle Class, America
I am lucky duck
my ass has soft,warm feathers
hunters can't see me
Haiku # 42127, October 20, 2008 8:29 pm ET
by I pooped on their heads and got away
going to get a job
doing third shift stocking help
very little pay
Haiku # 42126, October 20, 2008 8:26 pm ET
by LOL. true and I laugh..what the fuck is wrong with me
I hate politics.
The only one I trust is
Ron Paul, who won't win.
Haiku # 42125, October 20, 2008 8:19 pm ET
by snail
Palin's Alaska:
There's so much pork she
Haiku # 42124, October 20, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
My body begs him
while my mouth remains silent.
I can't ask him yet.
Haiku # 42123, October 20, 2008 8:15 pm ET
by snail
We watch our past die
We give away our future
To the worldwide greed
Haiku # 42122, October 20, 2008 8:15 pm ET
by dkb of Colorado
Palin's Alaska:
There's so much pork she
Haiku # 42121, October 20, 2008 8:15 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
Palin's Alaska:
There's so much pork she
Haiku # 42120, October 20, 2008 8:14 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
McCain, remember,
Honor comes with honesty;
Tell us, what happened?
Haiku # 42119, October 20, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
We wanted credit
We want everything right now
We live for today
Haiku # 42118, October 20, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by dkb of Colorado
The Republican
health care plan boils down to this:avoid getting sick.
Haiku # 42117, October 20, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
Mixing church and state,
Europe has already tried;
called The Dark Ages.
Haiku # 42116, October 20, 2008 8:12 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
Don't be mad or sad
We chose to be a puppet
Leaving gold behind
Haiku # 42115, October 20, 2008 8:12 pm ET
by dkb of Colorado
With McCain's hot head
I worry, does he have a
nuclear temper?
Haiku # 42114, October 20, 2008 8:11 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
McCain does not care
about our health care, but we
should care about his.
Haiku # 42113, October 20, 2008 8:11 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
I'm watching COPS
Run! cracked out transvestite, Run!
Where did your shirt go?
Haiku # 42112, October 20, 2008 8:09 pm ET
by KS of NY
Oh Sarah Palin
You sexy librarian
Too bad you will lose
Haiku # 42111, October 20, 2008 8:01 pm ET
by Kelly of Albany, NY
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Haiku # 42110, October 20, 2008 7:59 pm ET
by bob burger of somewhere in no where
the water it rolls
like on a summers day
day by day
Haiku # 42109, October 20, 2008 7:57 pm ET
by bob burger of reno nevada
Waterbuffalo
Trips the paddy's hidden mine
It's Year of the Steer
Haiku # 42108, October 20, 2008 7:37 pm ET
by Don Brown of Lake Tahoe, CA
Am I so confused
that I cannot understand
what I am trying to do?
Haiku # 42107, October 20, 2008 7:32 pm ET
by Huh? of Encino
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