Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

Video widow
Why do you weep; its useless.
Self-pleasure with left
Haiku # 42136, October 20, 2008 11:38 pm ET
by loanlee hart
why do my nose hairs
and ear hairs for that matter
continue to grow?
Haiku # 42135, October 20, 2008 10:12 pm ET
by way of Minneapolis, MN
butt wiggle
tail twich
mighty hunter prepares to spring
Haiku # 42134, October 20, 2008 9:44 pm ET
by Maggs
i sit in dispair
perhaps cause i have no hair
but i have big muscles
Haiku # 42133, October 20, 2008 9:34 pm ET
by alex of miami
there was a farmer
but then he got DSL
and now he does porn
Haiku # 42132, October 20, 2008 8:54 pm ET
by HEY HEY HEY
I used to be hot
Believe it or not
Now I'm just second-hand smoke
Haiku # 42131, October 20, 2008 8:53 pm ET
by Middle-Aged Goin Crazy of MO
OBama will save?
Will the rest of us lose?
In despair I vote.
Haiku # 42130, October 20, 2008 8:51 pm ET
by misanthrope2008
Vladimir Putin
does martial arts and judo
kinda turns me on
Haiku # 42129, October 20, 2008 8:40 pm ET
by WTF is wrong with me..Motley Crue fan
Greed surges unchecked
Financial markets melt down
Fat cats get our cash
Haiku # 42128, October 20, 2008 8:38 pm ET
by Chopmeat of Middle Class, America
I am lucky duck
my ass has soft,warm feathers
hunters can't see me
Haiku # 42127, October 20, 2008 8:29 pm ET
by I pooped on their heads and got away
going to get a job
doing third shift stocking help
very little pay
Haiku # 42126, October 20, 2008 8:26 pm ET
by LOL. true and I laugh..what the fuck is wrong with me
I hate politics.
The only one I trust is
Ron Paul, who won't win.
Haiku # 42125, October 20, 2008 8:19 pm ET
by snail
Palin's Alaska:
There's so much pork she
Haiku # 42124, October 20, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
My body begs him
while my mouth remains silent.
I can't ask him yet.
Haiku # 42123, October 20, 2008 8:15 pm ET
by snail
We watch our past die
We give away our future
To the worldwide greed
Haiku # 42122, October 20, 2008 8:15 pm ET
by dkb of Colorado
Palin's Alaska:
There's so much pork she
Haiku # 42121, October 20, 2008 8:15 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
Palin's Alaska:
There's so much pork she
Haiku # 42120, October 20, 2008 8:14 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
McCain, remember,
Honor comes with honesty;
Tell us, what happened?
Haiku # 42119, October 20, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
We wanted credit
We want everything right now
We live for today
Haiku # 42118, October 20, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by dkb of Colorado
The Republican
health care plan boils down to this:avoid getting sick.
Haiku # 42117, October 20, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
Mixing church and state,
Europe has already tried;
called The Dark Ages.
Haiku # 42116, October 20, 2008 8:12 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
Don't be mad or sad
We chose to be a puppet
Leaving gold behind
Haiku # 42115, October 20, 2008 8:12 pm ET
by dkb of Colorado
With McCain's hot head
I worry, does he have a
nuclear temper?
Haiku # 42114, October 20, 2008 8:11 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
McCain does not care
about our health care, but we
should care about his.
Haiku # 42113, October 20, 2008 8:11 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
I'm watching COPS
Run! cracked out transvestite, Run!
Where did your shirt go?
Haiku # 42112, October 20, 2008 8:09 pm ET
by KS of NY
Oh Sarah Palin
You sexy librarian
Too bad you will lose
Haiku # 42111, October 20, 2008 8:01 pm ET
by Kelly of Albany, NY
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Haiku # 42110, October 20, 2008 7:59 pm ET
by bob burger of somewhere in no where
the water it rolls
like on a summers day
day by day
Haiku # 42109, October 20, 2008 7:57 pm ET
by bob burger of reno nevada
Waterbuffalo
Trips the paddy's hidden mine
It's Year of the Steer
Haiku # 42108, October 20, 2008 7:37 pm ET
by Don Brown of Lake Tahoe, CA
Am I so confused
that I cannot understand
what I am trying to do?
Haiku # 42107, October 20, 2008 7:32 pm ET
by Huh? of Encino
oh, what is a poem
that does not rhyme with meter?
a haiku, cheater!
Haiku # 42106, October 20, 2008 7:26 pm ET
by edgar of youngsville, nc
Capitalism
Degrades to socialism
Said Marx correctly
Haiku # 42105, October 20, 2008 7:23 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
bad bad bad haiku
bad bad bad haiku badness
are you still reading?
Haiku # 42104, October 20, 2008 7:22 pm ET
by bbgsue
art imitates life
but life i need to escape
and art takes me there
Haiku # 42103, October 20, 2008 7:19 pm ET
by bbgsue
random teardrops rain
hummingbird in the holly
i've got a boner
Haiku # 42102, October 20, 2008 7:02 pm ET
by Forrest Greene of Wacovia
I can't help but look
Though I want to turn my head
Reality sux

Haiku # 42101, October 20, 2008 7:01 pm ET
by Jody of MS
Troll enticingly
Impotent lobotomy
Jules Verne's languid grave
Haiku # 42100, October 20, 2008 6:58 pm ET
by Kwai-Chang Kate of LA LA Land
I flush the toilet
exchange of fluids takes place
turns from green to blue
Haiku # 42099, October 20, 2008 6:55 pm ET
by Edogh of RB,CA
This movie is long
And has no plot to speak of
Man I have to pee...
Haiku # 42098, October 20, 2008 6:47 pm ET
by Edogh of RB,CA
I read your Stupid
Real bad Non-rhyming Poem
It is Insipid
Haiku # 42097, October 20, 2008 6:44 pm ET
by Edogh of RB,CA
The rules exist to
challenge creativity
into finding form.
Haiku # 42096, October 20, 2008 6:44 pm ET
by ...not to crush it, says snail.
Who pays attention
to the structure of these things?
Expression comes first.
Haiku # 42095, October 20, 2008 6:42 pm ET
by snail
Haiku horrible?
Brevity is soul of wit
Short po'ms can shine bright
Haiku # 42094, October 20, 2008 6:32 pm ET
by Jim L of Suwanee, GA
Turtle and frogs on the logs
when I come
they go
Haiku # 42093, October 20, 2008 6:08 pm ET
by Windy of The moon
To work oft I go
To earn a meager paycheck
Must I go Today?
Haiku # 42092, October 20, 2008 6:03 pm ET
by brian of florida
seven loose lug nuts
tire comes completly off
have you seen my wheel
Haiku # 42091, October 20, 2008 5:47 pm ET
by MAC
Fox is too right wing
why do people watch this crap?
Are we all victims?
Haiku # 42090, October 20, 2008 5:47 pm ET
by Visitor of Winnipeg
Sora running hard
Riku catching Kingdom Hearts
Kairi sitting sad
Haiku # 42089, October 20, 2008 5:46 pm ET
by Haruka
CNN spouts crap
I cannot watch any more
I guess I'll watch Fox
Haiku # 42088, October 20, 2008 5:42 pm ET
by Visitor of Winnipeg
While he stands the watch,
We all would gamble below,
for what was not gold.
Haiku # 42087, October 20, 2008 5:42 pm ET
by Moccasin of Leucadia, CA
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