random teardrops rain
hummingbird in the holly
i've got a boner

I can't help but look
Though I want to turn my head
Reality sux

Troll enticingly
Impotent lobotomy
Jules Verne's languid grave

I flush the toilet
exchange of fluids takes place
turns from green to blue

This movie is long
And has no plot to speak of
Man I have to pee...

I read your Stupid
Real bad Non-rhyming Poem
It is Insipid

The rules exist to
challenge creativity
into finding form.

Who pays attention
to the structure of these things?
Expression comes first.

Haiku horrible?
Brevity is soul of wit
Short po'ms can shine bright

Turtle and frogs on the logs
when I come
they go

To work oft I go
To earn a meager paycheck
Must I go Today?

seven loose lug nuts
tire comes completly off
have you seen my wheel

Fox is too right wing
why do people watch this crap?
Are we all victims?

Sora running hard
Riku catching Kingdom Hearts
Kairi sitting sad

CNN spouts crap
I cannot watch any more
I guess I'll watch Fox

While he stands the watch,
We all would gamble below,
for what was not gold.

And the rain pours down
I'm as worn down as can be
Huddled all alone

Does El know that their
second line contains six beats
do they have a brain?

My hand is writing
Still my mind is thinking more
How does this thing work?

Massive trunk toppled,
wind-torn roots ripped from the earth;
look again - leaves still cling.

Is it hard writing
Five seven five Haiku?
Don't we all have minds?

That ugly baby
So not of my family
We share DNA?

so you have baby?
children, wonders of the world.
autumn is the bomb.

Urban recipes
Mix fast food and organic
In acid reflux

they are rule breakers
not following haiku law
these rebels are lame

why do i sit here
still browsing this bad haiku
i'll close the window

El is a she who
Values peace of mind over
Others opinions

should fortune's lies pass
your hopes could rise from inside
but oh the mind works

The wind beckons
The heart welcomes
The Heavens stand silent

Sun above
Earth below
Smiling children laughing

Anger provides strength
For the self-aware to bring
Peace into being

iaskhimwhyhe
runsthatwaythiswayandthat
sidewalkcracksaregone

El is not mad. Why?
I guess he has not been smeared
by poets on web.

all are angry now
poets say it loud
mutes think it always

Good to find this site
A peaceful delight to write
A disciplined form in light

here I am on site
Why all angry I must ask
poets hate their lives

I write Haiku now;
Sane and quiet eloquence
When I want to scream.

The world needs both types.
Without them, the meek would hide,
never introduced.

Louder types can bring
us out a bit, leading to
new conversations.

We struggled to speak,
which was awkward since we all
preferred listening.

also said introverts
get less introverted when
meeting introverts

ai. the wreckage of
a hurricane of anger
can leave some debris

schizophrenic mind
terrible ghosts and windmills
a calm peaceful breeze

been away a while
and then i came back again
history repeats

The four introverts
huddled together to find
peace in the next room.

Seldom listening,
noisy people talked over
each other and smiled.

robots write haikus
with the wrong number of --
ERROR: Segmentation fault.

youth in love and such
love is eternal and so
bonds us to each other

and I'm still obcessed
with the cannibal corpse album cover idea

young couple fucking
in the next cubicle and
needing to get a room

with your impossible
people in the world, what wrong I
did and what wrong they

did, they did no wrong
and are blind from logs in the eyes
syndrome, which, I have

had at times...till they
are redeemed or empathic
either pity them or

remind them of the cannibal
corpse album cover...

at least KILL doesn't have
a bunch of dead stuff
on the front and all

that sort of music sounds
like cookie monster on acid
I wonder

eating macaroons covered in blood!!!

get back to you on
that and the boy no one would
mourn my death

ah, they wouldn't forget
me either...impossible people
are only useful when

buried 666 feet under you know