somebody farted
I declare it was not me
blame it on the dog

my feet smell of fish
the bank of the river dried
we ran on the edge

my longing runs down
your body like hot fondue
and you do not know

Site does edit
World is close to the end
Why care any way

Obama devil
McCain

i do love haiku
perhaps i'm really not right
but don't we know that?

I found some haiku
not that it was really bad
some just don't get it

Please give me five bucks,
so I can get a burger,
or maybe, some beer.

Lonely people waste
plenty of time writing words
about wasted time.

People reaching out
Words like hands they touch and dance
This is a strange place

there is no despair
only a lack of feeling
dulled resignation

dreaming of a past
i try to hold on to love
slipping from my grasp

till predictably
as the common threads untwine
it breaks and falls

i will go to bed
incubating a shadow
dreaming of nothing

falls and wahses things
the rain is very refreshing
i look at the leaves

they are green and wet
the leaves are no longer thirsty
the clear rain has stopped

the sun is now out
i wish the rain was still here
the forest smells clean

Obama Health Care
How Slow Government is
Die Waiting ... Oh Well!

this site suck does not
or does it seem to be that
I am a retard

she pounces, but missed
rolls, disappears in cushions.
Alas! last Skittle.

Video widow
Why do you weep; its useless.
Self-pleasure with left

why do my nose hairs
and ear hairs for that matter
continue to grow?

butt wiggle
tail twich
mighty hunter prepares to spring

i sit in dispair
perhaps cause i have no hair
but i have big muscles

there was a farmer
but then he got DSL
and now he does porn

I used to be hot
Believe it or not
Now I'm just second-hand smoke

OBama will save?
Will the rest of us lose?
In despair I vote.

Vladimir Putin
does martial arts and judo
kinda turns me on

Greed surges unchecked
Financial markets melt down
Fat cats get our cash

I am lucky duck
my ass has soft,warm feathers
hunters can't see me

going to get a job
doing third shift stocking help
very little pay

I hate politics.
The only one I trust is
Ron Paul, who won't win.

Palin's Alaska:
There's so much pork she

My body begs him
while my mouth remains silent.
I can't ask him yet.

We watch our past die
We give away our future
To the worldwide greed

Palin's Alaska:
There's so much pork she

Palin's Alaska:
There's so much pork she

McCain, remember,
Honor comes with honesty;
Tell us, what happened?

We wanted credit
We want everything right now
We live for today

The Republican
health care plan boils down to this:avoid getting sick.

Mixing church and state,
Europe has already tried;
called The Dark Ages.

Don't be mad or sad
We chose to be a puppet
Leaving gold behind

With McCain's hot head
I worry, does he have a
nuclear temper?

McCain does not care
about our health care, but we
should care about his.

I'm watching COPS
Run! cracked out transvestite, Run!
Where did your shirt go?

Oh Sarah Palin
You sexy librarian
Too bad you will lose

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the water it rolls
like on a summers day
day by day

Waterbuffalo
Trips the paddy's hidden mine
It's Year of the Steer

Am I so confused
that I cannot understand
what I am trying to do?

oh, what is a poem
that does not rhyme with meter?
a haiku, cheater!

Capitalism
Degrades to socialism
Said Marx correctly

bad bad bad haiku
bad bad bad haiku badness
are you still reading?

art imitates life
but life i need to escape
and art takes me there