Palin's Alaska:
There's so much pork she

My body begs him
while my mouth remains silent.
I can't ask him yet.

We watch our past die
We give away our future
To the worldwide greed

Palin's Alaska:
There's so much pork she

Palin's Alaska:
There's so much pork she

McCain, remember,
Honor comes with honesty;
Tell us, what happened?

We wanted credit
We want everything right now
We live for today

The Republican
health care plan boils down to this:avoid getting sick.

Mixing church and state,
Europe has already tried;
called The Dark Ages.

Don't be mad or sad
We chose to be a puppet
Leaving gold behind

With McCain's hot head
I worry, does he have a
nuclear temper?

McCain does not care
about our health care, but we
should care about his.

I'm watching COPS
Run! cracked out transvestite, Run!
Where did your shirt go?

Oh Sarah Palin
You sexy librarian
Too bad you will lose

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the water it rolls
like on a summers day
day by day

Waterbuffalo
Trips the paddy's hidden mine
It's Year of the Steer

Am I so confused
that I cannot understand
what I am trying to do?

oh, what is a poem
that does not rhyme with meter?
a haiku, cheater!

Capitalism
Degrades to socialism
Said Marx correctly

bad bad bad haiku
bad bad bad haiku badness
are you still reading?

art imitates life
but life i need to escape
and art takes me there

random teardrops rain
hummingbird in the holly
i've got a boner

I can't help but look
Though I want to turn my head
Reality sux

Troll enticingly
Impotent lobotomy
Jules Verne's languid grave

I flush the toilet
exchange of fluids takes place
turns from green to blue

This movie is long
And has no plot to speak of
Man I have to pee...

I read your Stupid
Real bad Non-rhyming Poem
It is Insipid

The rules exist to
challenge creativity
into finding form.

Who pays attention
to the structure of these things?
Expression comes first.

Haiku horrible?
Brevity is soul of wit
Short po'ms can shine bright

Turtle and frogs on the logs
when I come
they go

To work oft I go
To earn a meager paycheck
Must I go Today?

seven loose lug nuts
tire comes completly off
have you seen my wheel

Fox is too right wing
why do people watch this crap?
Are we all victims?

Sora running hard
Riku catching Kingdom Hearts
Kairi sitting sad

CNN spouts crap
I cannot watch any more
I guess I'll watch Fox

While he stands the watch,
We all would gamble below,
for what was not gold.

And the rain pours down
I'm as worn down as can be
Huddled all alone

Does El know that their
second line contains six beats
do they have a brain?

My hand is writing
Still my mind is thinking more
How does this thing work?

Massive trunk toppled,
wind-torn roots ripped from the earth;
look again - leaves still cling.

Is it hard writing
Five seven five Haiku?
Don't we all have minds?

That ugly baby
So not of my family
We share DNA?

so you have baby?
children, wonders of the world.
autumn is the bomb.

Urban recipes
Mix fast food and organic
In acid reflux

they are rule breakers
not following haiku law
these rebels are lame

why do i sit here
still browsing this bad haiku
i'll close the window

El is a she who
Values peace of mind over
Others opinions

should fortune's lies pass
your hopes could rise from inside
but oh the mind works