Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

McCain, remember,
Honor comes with honesty;
Tell us, what happened?
Haiku # 42119, October 20, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
We wanted credit
We want everything right now
We live for today
Haiku # 42118, October 20, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by dkb of Colorado
The Republican
health care plan boils down to this:avoid getting sick.
Haiku # 42117, October 20, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
Mixing church and state,
Europe has already tried;
called The Dark Ages.
Haiku # 42116, October 20, 2008 8:12 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
Don't be mad or sad
We chose to be a puppet
Leaving gold behind
Haiku # 42115, October 20, 2008 8:12 pm ET
by dkb of Colorado
With McCain's hot head
I worry, does he have a
nuclear temper?
Haiku # 42114, October 20, 2008 8:11 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
McCain does not care
about our health care, but we
should care about his.
Haiku # 42113, October 20, 2008 8:11 pm ET
by Ponzipuppet of Minneapolis, MN
I'm watching COPS
Run! cracked out transvestite, Run!
Where did your shirt go?
Haiku # 42112, October 20, 2008 8:09 pm ET
by KS of NY
Oh Sarah Palin
You sexy librarian
Too bad you will lose
Haiku # 42111, October 20, 2008 8:01 pm ET
by Kelly of Albany, NY
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Haiku # 42110, October 20, 2008 7:59 pm ET
by bob burger of somewhere in no where
the water it rolls
like on a summers day
day by day
Haiku # 42109, October 20, 2008 7:57 pm ET
by bob burger of reno nevada
Waterbuffalo
Trips the paddy's hidden mine
It's Year of the Steer
Haiku # 42108, October 20, 2008 7:37 pm ET
by Don Brown of Lake Tahoe, CA
Am I so confused
that I cannot understand
what I am trying to do?
Haiku # 42107, October 20, 2008 7:32 pm ET
by Huh? of Encino
oh, what is a poem
that does not rhyme with meter?
a haiku, cheater!
Haiku # 42106, October 20, 2008 7:26 pm ET
by edgar of youngsville, nc
Capitalism
Degrades to socialism
Said Marx correctly
Haiku # 42105, October 20, 2008 7:23 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
bad bad bad haiku
bad bad bad haiku badness
are you still reading?
Haiku # 42104, October 20, 2008 7:22 pm ET
by bbgsue
art imitates life
but life i need to escape
and art takes me there
Haiku # 42103, October 20, 2008 7:19 pm ET
by bbgsue
random teardrops rain
hummingbird in the holly
i've got a boner
Haiku # 42102, October 20, 2008 7:02 pm ET
by Forrest Greene of Wacovia
I can't help but look
Though I want to turn my head
Reality sux

Haiku # 42101, October 20, 2008 7:01 pm ET
by Jody of MS
Troll enticingly
Impotent lobotomy
Jules Verne's languid grave
Haiku # 42100, October 20, 2008 6:58 pm ET
by Kwai-Chang Kate of LA LA Land
I flush the toilet
exchange of fluids takes place
turns from green to blue
Haiku # 42099, October 20, 2008 6:55 pm ET
by Edogh of RB,CA
This movie is long
And has no plot to speak of
Man I have to pee...
Haiku # 42098, October 20, 2008 6:47 pm ET
by Edogh of RB,CA
I read your Stupid
Real bad Non-rhyming Poem
It is Insipid
Haiku # 42097, October 20, 2008 6:44 pm ET
by Edogh of RB,CA
The rules exist to
challenge creativity
into finding form.
Haiku # 42096, October 20, 2008 6:44 pm ET
by ...not to crush it, says snail.
Who pays attention
to the structure of these things?
Expression comes first.
Haiku # 42095, October 20, 2008 6:42 pm ET
by snail
Haiku horrible?
Brevity is soul of wit
Short po'ms can shine bright
Haiku # 42094, October 20, 2008 6:32 pm ET
by Jim L of Suwanee, GA
Turtle and frogs on the logs
when I come
they go
Haiku # 42093, October 20, 2008 6:08 pm ET
by Windy of The moon
To work oft I go
To earn a meager paycheck
Must I go Today?
Haiku # 42092, October 20, 2008 6:03 pm ET
by brian of florida
seven loose lug nuts
tire comes completly off
have you seen my wheel
Haiku # 42091, October 20, 2008 5:47 pm ET
by MAC
Fox is too right wing
why do people watch this crap?
Are we all victims?
Haiku # 42090, October 20, 2008 5:47 pm ET
by Visitor of Winnipeg
Sora running hard
Riku catching Kingdom Hearts
Kairi sitting sad
Haiku # 42089, October 20, 2008 5:46 pm ET
by Haruka
CNN spouts crap
I cannot watch any more
I guess I'll watch Fox
Haiku # 42088, October 20, 2008 5:42 pm ET
by Visitor of Winnipeg
While he stands the watch,
We all would gamble below,
for what was not gold.
Haiku # 42087, October 20, 2008 5:42 pm ET
by Moccasin of Leucadia, CA
And the rain pours down
I'm as worn down as can be
Huddled all alone
Haiku # 42086, October 20, 2008 5:42 pm ET
by Haruka
Does El know that their
second line contains six beats
do they have a brain?
Haiku # 42085, October 20, 2008 5:33 pm ET
by anon
My hand is writing
Still my mind is thinking more
How does this thing work?
Haiku # 42084, October 20, 2008 5:32 pm ET
by D5Pepper of Louisiana
Massive trunk toppled,
wind-torn roots ripped from the earth;
look again - leaves still cling.
Haiku # 42083, October 20, 2008 5:28 pm ET
by drah cir of next to you
Is it hard writing
Five seven five Haiku?
Don't we all have minds?
Haiku # 42082, October 20, 2008 5:28 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
That ugly baby
So not of my family
We share DNA?
Haiku # 42081, October 20, 2008 5:20 pm ET
by KateT of SoCal
so you have baby?
children, wonders of the world.
autumn is the bomb.
Haiku # 42080, October 20, 2008 5:18 pm ET
by the Big Z. of Minneapolis
Urban recipes
Mix fast food and organic
In acid reflux
Haiku # 42079, October 20, 2008 5:17 pm ET
by KateT of SoCal
they are rule breakers
not following haiku law
these rebels are lame
Haiku # 42078, October 20, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by five seven five one two three..it is a dance..and if you cannot do it get off the floor or at least show some style
why do i sit here
still browsing this bad haiku
i'll close the window
Haiku # 42077, October 20, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by sadie of pennsylvania
El is a she who
Values peace of mind over
Others opinions

Haiku # 42076, October 20, 2008 5:13 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
should fortune's lies pass
your hopes could rise from inside
but oh the mind works
Haiku # 42075, October 20, 2008 5:13 pm ET
by I see in my crystal ball
The wind beckons
The heart welcomes
The Heavens stand silent
Haiku # 42074, October 20, 2008 5:12 pm ET
by Ironrod
Sun above
Earth below
Smiling children laughing
Haiku # 42073, October 20, 2008 5:09 pm ET
by Ironrod
Anger provides strength
For the self-aware to bring
Peace into being


Haiku # 42072, October 20, 2008 5:08 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
iaskhimwhyhe
runsthatwaythiswayandthat
sidewalkcracksaregone
Haiku # 42071, October 20, 2008 5:08 pm ET
by nombre
El is not mad. Why?
I guess he has not been smeared
by poets on web.
Haiku # 42070, October 20, 2008 5:06 pm ET
by angreisallthesameandIamhe
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