Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

Am I so confused
that I cannot understand
what I am trying to do?
Haiku # 42107, October 20, 2008 7:32 pm ET
by Huh? of Encino
oh, what is a poem
that does not rhyme with meter?
a haiku, cheater!
Haiku # 42106, October 20, 2008 7:26 pm ET
by edgar of youngsville, nc
Capitalism
Degrades to socialism
Said Marx correctly
Haiku # 42105, October 20, 2008 7:23 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
bad bad bad haiku
bad bad bad haiku badness
are you still reading?
Haiku # 42104, October 20, 2008 7:22 pm ET
by bbgsue
art imitates life
but life i need to escape
and art takes me there
Haiku # 42103, October 20, 2008 7:19 pm ET
by bbgsue
random teardrops rain
hummingbird in the holly
i've got a boner
Haiku # 42102, October 20, 2008 7:02 pm ET
by Forrest Greene of Wacovia
I can't help but look
Though I want to turn my head
Reality sux

Haiku # 42101, October 20, 2008 7:01 pm ET
by Jody of MS
Troll enticingly
Impotent lobotomy
Jules Verne's languid grave
Haiku # 42100, October 20, 2008 6:58 pm ET
by Kwai-Chang Kate of LA LA Land
I flush the toilet
exchange of fluids takes place
turns from green to blue
Haiku # 42099, October 20, 2008 6:55 pm ET
by Edogh of RB,CA
This movie is long
And has no plot to speak of
Man I have to pee...
Haiku # 42098, October 20, 2008 6:47 pm ET
by Edogh of RB,CA
I read your Stupid
Real bad Non-rhyming Poem
It is Insipid
Haiku # 42097, October 20, 2008 6:44 pm ET
by Edogh of RB,CA
The rules exist to
challenge creativity
into finding form.
Haiku # 42096, October 20, 2008 6:44 pm ET
by ...not to crush it, says snail.
Who pays attention
to the structure of these things?
Expression comes first.
Haiku # 42095, October 20, 2008 6:42 pm ET
by snail
Haiku horrible?
Brevity is soul of wit
Short po'ms can shine bright
Haiku # 42094, October 20, 2008 6:32 pm ET
by Jim L of Suwanee, GA
Turtle and frogs on the logs
when I come
they go
Haiku # 42093, October 20, 2008 6:08 pm ET
by Windy of The moon
To work oft I go
To earn a meager paycheck
Must I go Today?
Haiku # 42092, October 20, 2008 6:03 pm ET
by brian of florida
seven loose lug nuts
tire comes completly off
have you seen my wheel
Haiku # 42091, October 20, 2008 5:47 pm ET
by MAC
Fox is too right wing
why do people watch this crap?
Are we all victims?
Haiku # 42090, October 20, 2008 5:47 pm ET
by Visitor of Winnipeg
Sora running hard
Riku catching Kingdom Hearts
Kairi sitting sad
Haiku # 42089, October 20, 2008 5:46 pm ET
by Haruka
CNN spouts crap
I cannot watch any more
I guess I'll watch Fox
Haiku # 42088, October 20, 2008 5:42 pm ET
by Visitor of Winnipeg
While he stands the watch,
We all would gamble below,
for what was not gold.
Haiku # 42087, October 20, 2008 5:42 pm ET
by Moccasin of Leucadia, CA
And the rain pours down
I'm as worn down as can be
Huddled all alone
Haiku # 42086, October 20, 2008 5:42 pm ET
by Haruka
Does El know that their
second line contains six beats
do they have a brain?
Haiku # 42085, October 20, 2008 5:33 pm ET
by anon
My hand is writing
Still my mind is thinking more
How does this thing work?
Haiku # 42084, October 20, 2008 5:32 pm ET
by D5Pepper of Louisiana
Massive trunk toppled,
wind-torn roots ripped from the earth;
look again - leaves still cling.
Haiku # 42083, October 20, 2008 5:28 pm ET
by drah cir of next to you
Is it hard writing
Five seven five Haiku?
Don't we all have minds?
Haiku # 42082, October 20, 2008 5:28 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
That ugly baby
So not of my family
We share DNA?
Haiku # 42081, October 20, 2008 5:20 pm ET
by KateT of SoCal
so you have baby?
children, wonders of the world.
autumn is the bomb.
Haiku # 42080, October 20, 2008 5:18 pm ET
by the Big Z. of Minneapolis
Urban recipes
Mix fast food and organic
In acid reflux
Haiku # 42079, October 20, 2008 5:17 pm ET
by KateT of SoCal
they are rule breakers
not following haiku law
these rebels are lame
Haiku # 42078, October 20, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by five seven five one two three..it is a dance..and if you cannot do it get off the floor or at least show some style
why do i sit here
still browsing this bad haiku
i'll close the window
Haiku # 42077, October 20, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by sadie of pennsylvania
El is a she who
Values peace of mind over
Others opinions

Haiku # 42076, October 20, 2008 5:13 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
should fortune's lies pass
your hopes could rise from inside
but oh the mind works
Haiku # 42075, October 20, 2008 5:13 pm ET
by I see in my crystal ball
The wind beckons
The heart welcomes
The Heavens stand silent
Haiku # 42074, October 20, 2008 5:12 pm ET
by Ironrod
Sun above
Earth below
Smiling children laughing
Haiku # 42073, October 20, 2008 5:09 pm ET
by Ironrod
Anger provides strength
For the self-aware to bring
Peace into being


Haiku # 42072, October 20, 2008 5:08 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
iaskhimwhyhe
runsthatwaythiswayandthat
sidewalkcracksaregone
Haiku # 42071, October 20, 2008 5:08 pm ET
by nombre
El is not mad. Why?
I guess he has not been smeared
by poets on web.
Haiku # 42070, October 20, 2008 5:06 pm ET
by angreisallthesameandIamhe
all are angry now
poets say it loud
mutes think it always
Haiku # 42069, October 20, 2008 5:05 pm ET
by sanity
Good to find this site
A peaceful delight to write
A disciplined form in light
Haiku # 42068, October 20, 2008 5:04 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
here I am on site
Why all angry I must ask
poets hate their lives
Haiku # 42067, October 20, 2008 5:02 pm ET
by doody
I write Haiku now;
Sane and quiet eloquence
When I want to scream.
Haiku # 42066, October 20, 2008 5:00 pm ET
by Lilian
The world needs both types.
Without them, the meek would hide,
never introduced.
Haiku # 42065, October 20, 2008 2:21 pm ET
by snail
Louder types can bring
us out a bit, leading to
new conversations.
Haiku # 42064, October 20, 2008 2:18 pm ET
by snail
We struggled to speak,
which was awkward since we all
preferred listening.
Haiku # 42063, October 20, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by snail
also said introverts
get less introverted when
meeting introverts
Haiku # 42062, October 20, 2008 1:04 pm ET
by bs
ai. the wreckage of
a hurricane of anger
can leave some debris
Haiku # 42061, October 20, 2008 1:03 pm ET
by bs
schizophrenic mind
terrible ghosts and windmills
a calm peaceful breeze
Haiku # 42060, October 20, 2008 12:45 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
been away a while
and then i came back again
history repeats
Haiku # 42059, October 20, 2008 9:28 am ET
by ash
The four introverts
huddled together to find
peace in the next room.
Haiku # 42058, October 19, 2008 1:47 pm ET
by snail
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