'merkan chinese food
sucks so much. wish they'd stop it.
and try something else.

this conference call
makes having an abortion
seem like way more fun

5 pm deadline
lost in flurry of chatmails
never got work done

what is a bad Hai
Ku to you and or me, but
serendipitous

You love through the sounds
I love through understanding
We all find delight

Kurt Cobain was lame
Songs he wrote were all the same
Should have died before

Tank is full, thank you mate
One One Five we celebrate
Time to start anew

You balance pleasure
with the pain of attainment.
I live through the sounds.

I forget that I
even have fingers when I
lose myself that way.

Playing puts me in
a meditative state where
I become music.

Morrow, one one five
On this eve, change we await
Fill up your gas tanks

Morrow, one one five
On this eve, change we await
Fill up your gas tanks

Systems and workflow
Integration successes
Bring joy to my heart

the first time i played
all i felt were the blisters
and of course the joy

Music is a drug,
altering the mind and moods
in powerful ways.

The first time I played
I couldn't feel my blisters,
only the pure joy.

i love my guitars
play them till my fingers bleed
sorry i can't read

Abortion is right
Kill all the babies in sight
Who cares anyway

Better things to do
Than to write a bad Haiku
The sun has come out.

nice thought, great concept
only to be ruined by
extra syllables

unsung, unspoken
resting in silent graveyards
hasty burial

Santa Cruz deer wait
Patiently at the crosswalk
Evolution works

i did it again
what the hell is wrong with me
i did the last three

i forgot my name
on the previous haiku
this will have to do

What the masses are saying:

bad haiku it is
while there is a strange allure
I'll not bookmark it

that saddens me so
i've succumb to the allure
i did bookmark it

you run left run right
not a word of truth in sight
I'm voting Nader

escribo en una
lengua diferente.
Es una haiku?

The power is out.
I am freezing my butt off.
Where's the damn fuse box?

i do wonder if
I messed up and shoulda used
neither not either

the new haiku rule
you can only write them with
your opposite hand

give me stimulus
electric shock my wet hair
that should do the trick

somebody farted
I declare it was not me
blame it on the dog

my feet smell of fish
the bank of the river dried
we ran on the edge

my longing runs down
your body like hot fondue
and you do not know

Site does edit
World is close to the end
Why care any way

Obama devil
McCain

i do love haiku
perhaps i'm really not right
but don't we know that?

I found some haiku
not that it was really bad
some just don't get it

Please give me five bucks,
so I can get a burger,
or maybe, some beer.

Lonely people waste
plenty of time writing words
about wasted time.

People reaching out
Words like hands they touch and dance
This is a strange place

there is no despair
only a lack of feeling
dulled resignation

dreaming of a past
i try to hold on to love
slipping from my grasp

till predictably
as the common threads untwine
it breaks and falls

i will go to bed
incubating a shadow
dreaming of nothing

falls and wahses things
the rain is very refreshing
i look at the leaves

they are green and wet
the leaves are no longer thirsty
the clear rain has stopped

the sun is now out
i wish the rain was still here
the forest smells clean

Obama Health Care
How Slow Government is
Die Waiting ... Oh Well!

this site suck does not
or does it seem to be that
I am a retard

she pounces, but missed
rolls, disappears in cushions.
Alas! last Skittle.

Video widow
Why do you weep; its useless.
Self-pleasure with left

why do my nose hairs
and ear hairs for that matter
continue to grow?

butt wiggle
tail twich
mighty hunter prepares to spring

i sit in dispair
perhaps cause i have no hair
but i have big muscles

there was a farmer
but then he got DSL
and now he does porn

I used to be hot
Believe it or not
Now I'm just second-hand smoke