Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

truth is no one knows
anyone personally
too well, so they say

turn into internet trolls
I know, I've been one, mocking
speaking anguish, blah
Haiku # 42263, October 26, 2008 2:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to be honest if
someone wants another dead
I think the world would

be better off without you
Haiku # 42261, October 26, 2008 2:01 pm ET
by bs
I'm trying to find
the jerry springer people
here who want blood so

I can feed them to
the dogs on national tv
eye for an eye ratings
Haiku # 42260, October 26, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by bs
we are to pray for
those who hate us, some call this
a form of black magick
Haiku # 42259, October 26, 2008 1:26 pm ET
by bs
confessional fess
frustrated mess, but it's just
a rainy day, oh well
Haiku # 42258, October 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by bs
my husband a drunk
so wha'ts new
I love him non the less
too bad for me.
Haiku # 42257, October 26, 2008 1:12 pm ET
by andracsek
I hate you so much;
is that too much to ask for?
Still, I hope you die.
Haiku # 42256, October 25, 2008 11:11 pm ET
by JackieBob227
little big planet
not online for 2 more days
watta big dumb drag
Haiku # 42255, October 25, 2008 10:24 pm ET
by bbgsue of chicago
Somebody I love
has a problem with bullies.
I wish I could help.
Haiku # 42254, October 25, 2008 6:22 pm ET
by snail
a beautiful song
i will cry to it now like
only a man can
Haiku # 42253, October 25, 2008 3:44 pm ET
by sf
at least you don't have
another you trying to
compete over you
Haiku # 42252, October 25, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's always better
when we interact without
outside influence.
Haiku # 42251, October 25, 2008 1:26 pm ET
by snail
fallopian tube
would that you had never worked
mom should have tied you
Haiku # 42250, October 25, 2008 1:14 pm ET
by PR of Tucson
Oh bedtime cocktail,
Would that you never failed.
Saddened, awake.
Haiku # 42249, October 25, 2008 12:19 am ET
by Christine Wy of St. Augustine, Forida
A B C D fish?
L M N O stinkin' fish!
O S M R fish.
Haiku # 42248, October 24, 2008 11:02 pm ET
by Stockclerk
If I were you
then you'd be me
What the hell?
Haiku # 42247, October 24, 2008 5:59 pm ET
by Carbon Buildup of Oregon
If all I needed
were physical, I'd be set.
So much for easy.
Haiku # 42246, October 24, 2008 5:23 pm ET
by snail
I ku, you ku
He, she, it kus.
We ku, you ku, they ku,
Than ku.
Haiku # 42245, October 24, 2008 4:50 pm ET
by Flossyrabbit of Palo Alto, Clifornia
Struggle to write
strong words set in time
oops I rhymed
Haiku # 42244, October 24, 2008 4:39 pm ET
by Carbon Buildup of Monmouth, Oregon
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Haiku # 42243, October 24, 2008 2:31 pm ET
by Max
dismal friday noon
impatience fill local pubs
a bit too early
Haiku # 42242, October 24, 2008 12:03 pm ET
by vince of cheers
Sacrament. repent!
repent! I've been so evil.
Jesus I'm hammered.
Haiku # 42241, October 24, 2008 11:07 am ET
by DickCannon of Austin
demons possessed him
last night. pained exorcism
lame flat stinks of shit
Haiku # 42240, October 24, 2008 11:02 am ET
by DickCannon of Austin
cars sulk in the shade
as blackbirds settle above
relieving themselves
Haiku # 42239, October 24, 2008 10:08 am ET
by vince
My poor tattered brain
I used to write love stories
Now it's bad haikus
Haiku # 42238, October 24, 2008 7:41 am ET
by Migraine Chick of michigan
Why do some people
have a strong aversion to
all things romantic?
Haiku # 42237, October 24, 2008 6:23 am ET
by snail
ripped as i submit
though sober, i pore over
twelve steps await
Haiku # 42236, October 24, 2008 2:03 am ET
by Lush
serial haiku
most assailable, boo hoo
encapsulated
Haiku # 42235, October 24, 2008 2:01 am ET
by Lush
cast in reflection
find mine own most horrific
no... beatific
Haiku # 42234, October 24, 2008 1:59 am ET
by Lush
sf and surface
bereft of heft and worthless
forgive the mirror
Haiku # 42233, October 24, 2008 1:57 am ET
by Lush
Lush because drunkard
No trademark violation
oh... and the band sucks
Haiku # 42232, October 24, 2008 1:54 am ET
by Lush
like oh my god i
hope he likes you because he's
like so super hot
Haiku # 42231, October 24, 2008 1:19 am ET
by sf
He hasn't called yet.
I hope my e-mail didn't
make me seem creepy.
Haiku # 42230, October 24, 2008 12:50 am ET
by snail may have come on too strong
grilfriend is hyper
sensitive about mouth noise
it drives her crazy
Haiku # 42229, October 24, 2008 12:19 am ET
by Jason M of Seattle
there's a fecal stain
on grandpa's burial shroud
in death as in life
Haiku # 42228, October 23, 2008 7:10 pm ET
by sf
I'm lost in Haikuville
Need a drink
But can't
I'm too lonely
Haiku # 42227, October 23, 2008 4:42 pm ET
by Catman of La, Calif
I await the day
when we are to meet again,
eagerly hoping.
Haiku # 42226, October 23, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by snail
"real" small town man in
big "fake" state,which 'merican
am I, Miss Sarah?
Haiku # 42225, October 23, 2008 3:53 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown ca
resist temptation
week nearly over, catch ya
next time NPR
Haiku # 42224, October 23, 2008 3:46 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown ca
beaten so roundly
pillowcase full of doorknobs
congrats sassy pants
Haiku # 42223, October 23, 2008 12:55 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
my mind is full of
things that need to be sorted
out as time goes on
Haiku # 42222, October 23, 2008 12:19 pm ET
by bs
remembering now
in the mirror, by the sink
regret is a bitch
Haiku # 42221, October 23, 2008 10:10 am ET
by vince
Your hands slide down my
shoulders, making my body
fully receptive.
Haiku # 42220, October 23, 2008 3:29 am ET
by snail
Heretic dildos
Cannibalizing congress
Condoms required
Haiku # 42219, October 23, 2008 3:16 am ET
by Kwai-Chang Kate of LA LA Land
Aqualung, my friend,
is about a cool hobo
trying to make it
Haiku # 42218, October 23, 2008 12:54 am ET
by i<3haiku
I love little girls.
Babysitting is such fun!
Still, glad they're not mine.
Haiku # 42217, October 23, 2008 12:20 am ET
by snail
My New BMDub
Bad gas mileage, but who cares?
Such a a deal I got!
Haiku # 42216, October 22, 2008 10:49 pm ET
by Murray LaPomme of La France
Who gets that big bailout?
Billions for Wall Street losers
Let's all just split it ;)
Haiku # 42215, October 22, 2008 10:41 pm ET
by DaVoid of Point Reyes
Big thugs inspire fear
I cross the street avoiding
Oh no~here they come!
Haiku # 42214, October 22, 2008 10:29 pm ET
by Davoid of Point Reyes
i borrow your name
because someone took mine, see?
was it you, or not?
Haiku # 42213, October 22, 2008 9:59 pm ET
by heathyrsister
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