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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
they seek the seeker
lying in wait as the snare
making life lively
Haiku # 42320 October 28, 2008 7:14 pm ET
by bs
i say she is more
the rose, thorns but flowers
said to be subtle...

blood runs down
Haiku # 42319 October 28, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by bs
with subtle "snails" slowly
sneaking sensuality
and faith together...
Haiku # 42318 October 28, 2008 7:08 pm ET
by bs of does she seduce with real love?
Sleepless and ruthless.
Rocks, papers, shreaded fame
Strolling down the road
Haiku # 42317 October 28, 2008 6:30 pm ET
by warmup of portugal
twenty three dollars
a PAINLESS visitor's fee
at the Royal Gorge
Haiku # 42316 October 28, 2008 6:20 pm ET
by money money money
OKAY FUNNY MAN
A LITTLE LAUGHTER..LONG WAY
THAT'S THE WAY HE GOES
Haiku # 42315 October 28, 2008 6:16 pm ET
by TOOTSIE HOLE
Q-Tip is my name
"Go, Q-Tip, Go" they yelled
Poofy hair I had
Haiku # 42314 October 28, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by Q-Tip
are you happy now
i 've become your secret fan
do not fuck this up
Haiku # 42313 October 28, 2008 5:11 pm ET
by vince
I will wear velvet
more often if it makes him
pet my clothes again.
Haiku # 42312 October 28, 2008 4:38 pm ET
by snail, shy and wild
I can see the selves
meeting when our eyes connect
like notes in a chord.
Haiku # 42311 October 28, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by snail
one and another
life timing is everything
you can have it back
Haiku # 42310 October 28, 2008 4:03 pm ET
by 44 and 38
strawberry twist cone
Heart sang naked in a cup
and then he served me
Haiku # 42309 October 28, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by ALice and the ice cream dream
he calls me bright eyes
and clever clogs and darling
silly names that please
Haiku # 42308 October 28, 2008 2:31 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
thy will fly at night
looking for unprotected
what is your disguise?
Haiku # 42307 October 28, 2008 2:24 pm ET
by Here they come!
in quotable quotes
even subhumans provide
his dinner entree
Haiku # 42306 October 28, 2008 2:20 pm ET
by .Hunger strike....
ascended from old
fluttered to high in black dance
shadow seeking death
Haiku # 42305 October 28, 2008 2:08 pm ET
by time to go
plump and succulent
a feast designed for real men
country style spread
Haiku # 42304 October 28, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by what do you think
Distraction, a joy
Girl walks by, her boobs so big
Hard gets the dickie
Haiku # 42303 October 28, 2008 1:37 pm ET
by Modern Nemes of Pennsylvania
it's so good it's BAD
I wish I'd discovered it
a whole lot sooner
Haiku # 42302 October 28, 2008 1:33 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
Traffic surges on,
splitting open my hearing,
flooding past my thoughts.
Haiku # 42301 October 28, 2008 1:13 pm ET
by snail of distraction (by the way, thanks, bs)
I like the haiku
being written here, it's
really pretty good!
Haiku # 42300 October 28, 2008 12:59 pm ET
by bs
Do you see me now?
I see you too from far off.
The sun sees us all.
Haiku # 42299 October 28, 2008 12:28 pm ET
by International Security of Simi Valley
such beautiful light
I danced with morning sunbeams
An autumn pleasure
Haiku # 42298 October 28, 2008 12:09 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
A pale sun's soft glow
Her skin illuminated
Gold in autumn light
Haiku # 42297 October 28, 2008 11:51 am ET
by William Nippress
autumn leaves flutter
the bleak season approaches
god, winter sucks ass
Haiku # 42296 October 28, 2008 11:47 am ET
by some seasonal affective defective
though my babies died
they live in my heart always
and I remember
Haiku # 42295 October 28, 2008 11:39 am ET
by El of Santa Cruz
i respect snail for
she, I think has great courage
and she writes well too
Haiku # 42294 October 28, 2008 11:34 am ET
by bs
guilty with ogling
he turns and kisses his wife
where it all belongs
Haiku # 42293 October 28, 2008 10:39 am ET
by vince
Bleeding through my eyes,
the copper shimmer of the
sun's last breath flows out.
Haiku # 42292 October 28, 2008 3:48 am ET
by snail likes sunsets
A dog will eat trash
Filling his tummy so full
Then barf on the rug
Haiku # 42291 October 28, 2008 2:13 am ET
by Jim Nagel
RE: $7 bn bailout:

capitalism
on the way up. Socialis
m on the way down.
Haiku # 42290 October 27, 2008 9:42 pm ET
by DaVoid of Point Reyes
I can Haiku, so
can everyone Haiku too?
I hope that they can.
Haiku # 42289 October 27, 2008 6:00 pm ET
by Canoe of the middle of a pond
days are shorter now
the year is ending too soon
I am not ready
Haiku # 42288 October 27, 2008 5:11 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
the one implosion
if we got over ourselves
beautiful white light
Haiku # 42287 October 27, 2008 2:50 pm ET
by 1
so you messed it up
now the bad experience
grants better judgment
Haiku # 42286 October 27, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by learnes from past experiences
I can fall in love
fast as a cheetah in heat
.....That's one hot LION!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 42285 October 27, 2008 2:42 pm ET
by MEOOOOOOOOOOOOW.prrrrr
I printed my stuff
from years ago and saved it
it was fun to read
Haiku # 42284 October 27, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by my poetry sucks..LOL
my dad my father
made a comment about tats
he doesn't like em
Haiku # 42283 October 27, 2008 2:35 pm ET
by I find it interesting..LOL..love ya pop..I still have none
ten bucks an hour
my love I have this feeling
that's all it is worth
Haiku # 42282 October 27, 2008 2:31 pm ET
by one vicodin and everything becomes funny
the attitude sucks
offerrings of nothing more
grey fecal matter
Haiku # 42281 October 27, 2008 2:28 pm ET
by wet bag of chips I SAY
on this windy day
boxes are painted shelters
the rain could come down
Haiku # 42280 October 27, 2008 2:25 pm ET
by what do you see..maybe a rainbow drip down cardboard lane or just a soggy shitty mess
How bad can this be?
My Haiku is worse than yours
Yes--it's a challenge!
Haiku # 42279 October 27, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by T-Bone
Spam I will post now
Visit my awesome website
So I can earn cash
Haiku # 42278 October 27, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by T-Bone of USA
There once was a man
From NanTuckett so I hear
You fill in the blanks
Haiku # 42277 October 27, 2008 1:31 pm ET
by Rich Stadtmiller of Fremont,CA
Icons are pictures
Picture worth one thousand words
Why then the text box?
Haiku # 42276 October 27, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by Lou
Not bad man, Greenspan
Sad sad sad, man

Poor Greenspan
Haiku # 42275 October 27, 2008 12:04 pm ET
by Heicholz of Indiana
Botox and makeup
don't cover up enough the
flop sweat on McCain
Haiku # 42274 October 27, 2008 11:00 am ET
by Suzy Kline of Cape Cod
When I get my things,
the others will be rushing
me to hurry up.
Haiku # 42273 October 27, 2008 10:57 am ET
by snail
mime yells as thief runs
with his hat, breaking the oath
quite abruptly so
Haiku # 42272 October 27, 2008 10:25 am ET
by vince
What is wrong with you?
This page reads like a swap meet
for the insane mind
Haiku # 42271 October 27, 2008 9:49 am ET
by No name of You lot are mad