Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

checking out henry
miller for the first time and
not sure what to think
Haiku # 42344, October 30, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
Waking to bright light
Extraordinary light
The Sky "bright azure"

Not a cloud in sight
The air brittle with the cold
Dancing on the snow
Haiku # 42343, October 30, 2008 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
There once was a man
Inexpert in poetry
Born in Limerick
Haiku # 42342, October 29, 2008 8:37 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
"What's good about me?"
Well.. my faux-sincere replies
in job interviews!
Haiku # 42341, October 29, 2008 8:28 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
I've lost it again
My 'Knowledge Management' file
Forget what's in it
Haiku # 42340, October 29, 2008 8:23 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Mexican wrestling
with inspired burlesque delights
this evening awaits
Haiku # 42339, October 29, 2008 5:32 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
chemicals release
with the first and second kiss
after ten, boredom
Haiku # 42338, October 29, 2008 2:58 pm ET
by aDICKtion
when I lose my will
to contain my id temper
it turns into words of

violence and the
fact is regreted but it's
also a part of me
Haiku # 42337, October 29, 2008 1:53 pm ET
by bs
Negativity,
in your case, probably comes
from feeling unloved.
Haiku # 42336, October 29, 2008 11:27 am ET
by sf may be putting others down out of jealousy, not just disrespect or a desire to cause conflict.
surprised yet again
by this hole in my being
wind blows right through me
Haiku # 42335, October 29, 2008 10:31 am ET
by vince
Gentle rain falls now
Warmth of Summer melts my heart
Alas, Winter comes
Haiku # 42334, October 29, 2008 10:15 am ET
by Bogbean of England
a life in the form
of an mtv love song
chalk full of cliches
Haiku # 42333, October 29, 2008 12:18 am ET
by sf
I would sacrifice
physical comfort to give
all that he may need.
Haiku # 42332, October 28, 2008 11:13 pm ET
by snail
His humility
and meekness draw me in as
he draws out my fear.
Haiku # 42331, October 28, 2008 11:10 pm ET
by snail detoxified by love
The sweetest turn-on
is true love, a selfless thing
that completes us all.
Haiku # 42330, October 28, 2008 11:00 pm ET
by snail
The fish are swimming
in their own yummy poop which
they enjoy eating
Haiku # 42329, October 28, 2008 10:50 pm ET
by Poopfish of Sewer
don't use my talent
have not cultured it either
so what is my point
Haiku # 42328, October 28, 2008 9:44 pm ET
by rather.... THE point..
and now i must
literally live with
it.
Haiku # 42327, October 28, 2008 9:30 pm ET
by treefingers of the island of first life and steady quietus
This new box of wine
quite good - Appellation
of a Tuesday shift?
Haiku # 42326, October 28, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
OH HELL; for fuck's sake!!
YOU WANT ME TO Believe that??
three headed monster
Haiku # 42325, October 28, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by hot honeybun cocktail waitress of cute little bar in land down under..with a degree in psychology and massage therapy certified.
I want surgery
remove all my parts and such
make me a NONSEX
Haiku # 42324, October 28, 2008 8:40 pm ET
by the problem is.......what you see is what you get
To bug a Croat
Just say "Croatian" "Raincoat"
'cause they're anagrams
Haiku # 42323, October 28, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
in the end madness
repass repeated mistakes
drawing shadow minds
Haiku # 42322, October 28, 2008 7:20 pm ET
by bs
they can love subtle
things on the surface but in
the end small things do
Haiku # 42321, October 28, 2008 7:18 pm ET
by bs
they seek the seeker
lying in wait as the snare
making life lively
Haiku # 42320, October 28, 2008 7:14 pm ET
by bs
i say she is more
the rose, thorns but flowers
said to be subtle...

blood runs down
Haiku # 42319, October 28, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by bs
with subtle "snails" slowly
sneaking sensuality
and faith together...
Haiku # 42318, October 28, 2008 7:08 pm ET
by bs of does she seduce with real love?
Sleepless and ruthless.
Rocks, papers, shreaded fame
Strolling down the road
Haiku # 42317, October 28, 2008 6:30 pm ET
by warmup of portugal
twenty three dollars
a PAINLESS visitor's fee
at the Royal Gorge
Haiku # 42316, October 28, 2008 6:20 pm ET
by money money money
OKAY FUNNY MAN
A LITTLE LAUGHTER..LONG WAY
THAT'S THE WAY HE GOES
Haiku # 42315, October 28, 2008 6:16 pm ET
by TOOTSIE HOLE
Q-Tip is my name
"Go, Q-Tip, Go" they yelled
Poofy hair I had
Haiku # 42314, October 28, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by Q-Tip
are you happy now
i 've become your secret fan
do not fuck this up
Haiku # 42313, October 28, 2008 5:11 pm ET
by vince
I will wear velvet
more often if it makes him
pet my clothes again.
Haiku # 42312, October 28, 2008 4:38 pm ET
by snail, shy and wild
I can see the selves
meeting when our eyes connect
like notes in a chord.
Haiku # 42311, October 28, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by snail
one and another
life timing is everything
you can have it back
Haiku # 42310, October 28, 2008 4:03 pm ET
by 44 and 38
strawberry twist cone
Heart sang naked in a cup
and then he served me
Haiku # 42309, October 28, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by ALice and the ice cream dream
he calls me bright eyes
and clever clogs and darling
silly names that please
Haiku # 42308, October 28, 2008 2:31 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
thy will fly at night
looking for unprotected
what is your disguise?
Haiku # 42307, October 28, 2008 2:24 pm ET
by Here they come!
in quotable quotes
even subhumans provide
his dinner entree
Haiku # 42306, October 28, 2008 2:20 pm ET
by .Hunger strike....
ascended from old
fluttered to high in black dance
shadow seeking death
Haiku # 42305, October 28, 2008 2:08 pm ET
by time to go
plump and succulent
a feast designed for real men
country style spread
Haiku # 42304, October 28, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by what do you think
Distraction, a joy
Girl walks by, her boobs so big
Hard gets the dickie
Haiku # 42303, October 28, 2008 1:37 pm ET
by Modern Nemes of Pennsylvania
it's so good it's BAD
I wish I'd discovered it
a whole lot sooner
Haiku # 42302, October 28, 2008 1:33 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
Traffic surges on,
splitting open my hearing,
flooding past my thoughts.
Haiku # 42301, October 28, 2008 1:13 pm ET
by snail of distraction (by the way, thanks, bs)
I like the haiku
being written here, it's
really pretty good!
Haiku # 42300, October 28, 2008 12:59 pm ET
by bs
Do you see me now?
I see you too from far off.
The sun sees us all.
Haiku # 42299, October 28, 2008 12:28 pm ET
by International Security of Simi Valley
such beautiful light
I danced with morning sunbeams
An autumn pleasure
Haiku # 42298, October 28, 2008 12:09 pm ET
by El of Santa Cruz
A pale sun's soft glow
Her skin illuminated
Gold in autumn light
Haiku # 42297, October 28, 2008 11:51 am ET
by William Nippress
autumn leaves flutter
the bleak season approaches
god, winter sucks ass
Haiku # 42296, October 28, 2008 11:47 am ET
by some seasonal affective defective
though my babies died
they live in my heart always
and I remember
Haiku # 42295, October 28, 2008 11:39 am ET
by El of Santa Cruz
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