i can cook and clean
i will feed you if you're good
please give me chance

I hope he's working
me up to more complex tricks.
Train me like a dog!

I'd rather gnaw my
own leg off than date you, but
thanks for the offer.

i'm great with children
i have no standards at all
you and i should date

On the dating site,
his profile's ideal except
that narrow age range.

random thoughts I seek
like: kitties have furry butts
strange as funny weird

I desire a
life with no boundaries
but with some peace

people are trying
to figure out how to connect
in a world of words

Cuddles close to me
pretty, young, Kenyan woman
What does she want though?

We dance cheek to cheek
A husband? Asylum? What?
She thinks i'm a mug?
*
So we can all see
A lesbian lifts her leg
To change her dance shoes
Aimed at the men there
Her Pussy proudly displayed
You have to ask. Why?

Sensuality
Kiss on a naked shoulder
A want, a need. desire!

A tactile body
It's temptation of the flesh
So close yet so far

Touching bare shoulders,
I helped him into his clothes,
...must...not...tear them off.

it's strange how real life
can seem insignificant
next to Internet

What I have to say
Is too long for a haiku
But here goes: I think...

I had seen a girl
angry in lavey's ideals
then she had a child...

she left it all behind
for him

Babies may change you,
but you must also change them
or they start to stink.

A baby changes you
Adds a new life's dimension
Revel in your change

Care for a new life
Love takes on a new meaning
Deeper than before

awesome, awesome, yup
very awesome, super awesome
still can't get it right

i'm blocked from facebook
the suspense will linger on
stupid work access

Election day soon
End the electronic onslaught now!
stop singing crap

must...say...something...nice
about...the...new...born, he is
cute, there, i did it

I still love that tune
that style caught me a giggle
prettiest in pink

A sweet star is born
HOW adorable and cute
A GREAT JOB, YOU DID xoxoxox

What a cute baby!
I guess that most of them are,
but each uniquely.

I know, hallmarks, but
we grow up, love our kids, and
the words escape me...

I shall go fishing with
whoever my son is

congratulations
excitement and true joy
I hope all for you

Here's a picture of
My great new little baby
Hello to you all

ankle deep in leaves
i rake with Charon's aplomb
the Stygian drifts

bloody resplendent
felonious defendant
luminol 'em all

Brady's anagram
funniest shit in some time
A Rickles' Slicker.

Cat at the glass door
scratching and wanting in
The door opens up

she can't write haikus
I don't need anyone else
I still like it lots

I love him more
Than he can ever manage
To hate everyone else (else)

there is a woman
her name is jessica and
I really love her

In the autumn breeze,
light glows through a tunnel of
orange-colored leaves.

damn dead space indeed
i will tend to your needs, but -
after this level

He plays games all day
I fall asleep on the couch
Curse Dead Space curse it

No condom was used
A night of sordid passion
My snatch is itchy

checking out henry
miller for the first time and
not sure what to think

Waking to bright light
Extraordinary light
The Sky "bright azure"

Not a cloud in sight
The air brittle with the cold
Dancing on the snow

There once was a man
Inexpert in poetry
Born in Limerick

"What's good about me?"
Well.. my faux-sincere replies
in job interviews!

I've lost it again
My 'Knowledge Management' file
Forget what's in it

Mexican wrestling
with inspired burlesque delights
this evening awaits

chemicals release
with the first and second kiss
after ten, boredom

when I lose my will
to contain my id temper
it turns into words of

violence and the
fact is regreted but it's
also a part of me

Negativity,
in your case, probably comes
from feeling unloved.

surprised yet again
by this hole in my being
wind blows right through me

Gentle rain falls now
Warmth of Summer melts my heart
Alas, Winter comes

a life in the form
of an mtv love song
chalk full of cliches