Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

Babies may change you,
but you must also change them
or they start to stink.
Haiku # 42367, November 1, 2008 8:42 am ET
by snail is being crude because of sleep deprivation
A baby changes you
Adds a new life's dimension
Revel in your change

Care for a new life
Love takes on a new meaning
Deeper than before
Haiku # 42366, November 1, 2008 8:12 am ET
by William Nippress of Best wishes to you both
awesome, awesome, yup
very awesome, super awesome
still can't get it right
Haiku # 42365, October 31, 2008 10:43 pm ET
by bs
i'm blocked from facebook
the suspense will linger on
stupid work access
Haiku # 42364, October 31, 2008 10:23 pm ET
by ash of congratulations
Election day soon
End the electronic onslaught now!
stop singing crap
Haiku # 42363, October 31, 2008 6:44 pm ET
by Carbon Buildup of Oregon
must...say...something...nice
about...the...new...born, he is
cute, there, i did it
Haiku # 42362, October 31, 2008 3:40 pm ET
by sf
I still love that tune
that style caught me a giggle
prettiest in pink

Haiku # 42361, October 31, 2008 3:12 pm ET
by sandy D
A sweet star is born
HOW adorable and cute
A GREAT JOB, YOU DID xoxoxox
Haiku # 42360, October 31, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by Congratulations!!!!!
What a cute baby!
I guess that most of them are,
but each uniquely.
Haiku # 42359, October 31, 2008 2:45 pm ET
by snail
I know, hallmarks, but
we grow up, love our kids, and
the words escape me...

I shall go fishing with
whoever my son is
Haiku # 42358, October 31, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by bs
congratulations
excitement and true joy
I hope all for you
Haiku # 42357, October 31, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by bs
Here's a picture of
My great new little baby
Hello to you all
Haiku # 42356, October 31, 2008 10:19 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
ankle deep in leaves
i rake with Charon's aplomb
the Stygian drifts

Haiku # 42355, October 31, 2008 12:15 am ET
by Lush
bloody resplendent
felonious defendant
luminol 'em all
Haiku # 42354, October 31, 2008 12:06 am ET
by Lush
Brady's anagram
funniest shit in some time
A Rickles' Slicker.
Haiku # 42353, October 31, 2008 12:02 am ET
by Lush
Cat at the glass door
scratching and wanting in
The door opens up
Haiku # 42352, October 30, 2008 10:08 pm ET
by Cow of In cow Heaven
she can't write haikus
I don't need anyone else
I still like it lots
Haiku # 42351, October 30, 2008 9:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I love him more
Than he can ever manage
To hate everyone else (else)
Haiku # 42350, October 30, 2008 9:45 pm ET
by EzCb
there is a woman
her name is jessica and
I really love her
Haiku # 42349, October 30, 2008 9:38 pm ET
by nombre
In the autumn breeze,
light glows through a tunnel of
orange-colored leaves.
Haiku # 42348, October 30, 2008 7:01 pm ET
by snail
damn dead space indeed
i will tend to your needs, but -
after this level
Haiku # 42347, October 30, 2008 5:03 pm ET
by vince
He plays games all day
I fall asleep on the couch
Curse Dead Space curse it
Haiku # 42346, October 30, 2008 4:29 pm ET
by Elizabeth of Texas
No condom was used
A night of sordid passion
My snatch is itchy
Haiku # 42345, October 30, 2008 3:12 pm ET
by STD of The Clinic
checking out henry
miller for the first time and
not sure what to think
Haiku # 42344, October 30, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
Waking to bright light
Extraordinary light
The Sky "bright azure"

Not a cloud in sight
The air brittle with the cold
Dancing on the snow
Haiku # 42343, October 30, 2008 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
There once was a man
Inexpert in poetry
Born in Limerick
Haiku # 42342, October 29, 2008 8:37 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
"What's good about me?"
Well.. my faux-sincere replies
in job interviews!
Haiku # 42341, October 29, 2008 8:28 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
I've lost it again
My 'Knowledge Management' file
Forget what's in it
Haiku # 42340, October 29, 2008 8:23 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Mexican wrestling
with inspired burlesque delights
this evening awaits
Haiku # 42339, October 29, 2008 5:32 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
chemicals release
with the first and second kiss
after ten, boredom
Haiku # 42338, October 29, 2008 2:58 pm ET
by aDICKtion
when I lose my will
to contain my id temper
it turns into words of

violence and the
fact is regreted but it's
also a part of me
Haiku # 42337, October 29, 2008 1:53 pm ET
by bs
Negativity,
in your case, probably comes
from feeling unloved.
Haiku # 42336, October 29, 2008 11:27 am ET
by sf may be putting others down out of jealousy, not just disrespect or a desire to cause conflict.
surprised yet again
by this hole in my being
wind blows right through me
Haiku # 42335, October 29, 2008 10:31 am ET
by vince
Gentle rain falls now
Warmth of Summer melts my heart
Alas, Winter comes
Haiku # 42334, October 29, 2008 10:15 am ET
by Bogbean of England
a life in the form
of an mtv love song
chalk full of cliches
Haiku # 42333, October 29, 2008 12:18 am ET
by sf
I would sacrifice
physical comfort to give
all that he may need.
Haiku # 42332, October 28, 2008 11:13 pm ET
by snail
His humility
and meekness draw me in as
he draws out my fear.
Haiku # 42331, October 28, 2008 11:10 pm ET
by snail detoxified by love
The sweetest turn-on
is true love, a selfless thing
that completes us all.
Haiku # 42330, October 28, 2008 11:00 pm ET
by snail
The fish are swimming
in their own yummy poop which
they enjoy eating
Haiku # 42329, October 28, 2008 10:50 pm ET
by Poopfish of Sewer
don't use my talent
have not cultured it either
so what is my point
Haiku # 42328, October 28, 2008 9:44 pm ET
by rather.... THE point..
and now i must
literally live with
it.
Haiku # 42327, October 28, 2008 9:30 pm ET
by treefingers of the island of first life and steady quietus
This new box of wine
quite good - Appellation
of a Tuesday shift?
Haiku # 42326, October 28, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
OH HELL; for fuck's sake!!
YOU WANT ME TO Believe that??
three headed monster
Haiku # 42325, October 28, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by hot honeybun cocktail waitress of cute little bar in land down under..with a degree in psychology and massage therapy certified.
I want surgery
remove all my parts and such
make me a NONSEX
Haiku # 42324, October 28, 2008 8:40 pm ET
by the problem is.......what you see is what you get
To bug a Croat
Just say "Croatian" "Raincoat"
'cause they're anagrams
Haiku # 42323, October 28, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
in the end madness
repass repeated mistakes
drawing shadow minds
Haiku # 42322, October 28, 2008 7:20 pm ET
by bs
they can love subtle
things on the surface but in
the end small things do
Haiku # 42321, October 28, 2008 7:18 pm ET
by bs
they seek the seeker
lying in wait as the snare
making life lively
Haiku # 42320, October 28, 2008 7:14 pm ET
by bs
i say she is more
the rose, thorns but flowers
said to be subtle...

blood runs down
Haiku # 42319, October 28, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by bs
with subtle "snails" slowly
sneaking sensuality
and faith together...
Haiku # 42318, October 28, 2008 7:08 pm ET
by bs of does she seduce with real love?
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