Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
unexpected face
seen from the past, a reminder
of what once was...ll
Haiku # 42391 November 3, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by bs
i can pick you up
in my van with no windows
i like privacy

i am full of love
but no one understands me
i just don't get it
Haiku # 42390 November 3, 2008 12:07 pm ET
by sf of life, love, and good times for everyone
that reminds me of
that death cab for cutie song
'a lack of color'
Haiku # 42389 November 3, 2008 11:47 am ET
by stupid apostrophes
that reminds me of
that death cab for cutie song
Haiku # 42388 November 3, 2008 11:45 am ET
by listening of right below you
does this dance make life
take enemy and slip hands
together..cool/ warm>>
Haiku # 42387 November 3, 2008 11:43 am ET
by pro liofe should not just be about babies..
We see the colors
squirming in the air, vivid,
but show none of ours.
Haiku # 42386 November 3, 2008 11:26 am ET
by snail
the sun turns crimson
right where the sea meets the sky
two silhouttes merge
Haiku # 42385 November 3, 2008 10:19 am ET
by vince
You must be kidding.
I need someone sensitive.
I don't date bullies.

I know better now
unless you are sincerely
willing to be nice.
Haiku # 42384 November 3, 2008 4:08 am ET
by snail
once you look past my
inhuman exterior
you'll learn to love me
Haiku # 42383 November 2, 2008 11:39 pm ET
by sf
i can cook and clean
i will feed you if you're good
please give me chance
Haiku # 42382 November 2, 2008 11:33 pm ET
by sf
I hope he's working
me up to more complex tricks.
Train me like a dog!
Haiku # 42381 November 2, 2008 10:49 pm ET
by snail hopes she sees a pattern
I'd rather gnaw my
own leg off than date you, but
thanks for the offer.
Haiku # 42380 November 2, 2008 10:44 pm ET
by snail
i'm great with children
i have no standards at all
you and i should date
Haiku # 42379 November 2, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by sf
On the dating site,
his profile's ideal except
that narrow age range.
Haiku # 42378 November 2, 2008 6:04 pm ET
by snail found him online
random thoughts I seek
like: kitties have furry butts
strange as funny weird
Haiku # 42377 November 2, 2008 5:54 pm ET
by boing bump the rappety littler finger dsplayed his prowess
I desire a
life with no boundaries
but with some peace
Haiku # 42376 November 2, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
people are trying
to figure out how to connect
in a world of words
Haiku # 42375 November 2, 2008 1:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cuddles close to me
pretty, young, Kenyan woman
What does she want though?

We dance cheek to cheek
A husband? Asylum? What?
She thinks i'm a mug?
*
So we can all see
A lesbian lifts her leg
To change her dance shoes
Aimed at the men there
Her Pussy proudly displayed
You have to ask. Why?
Haiku # 42374 November 2, 2008 8:46 am ET
by Questions of From a fucked up world
Sensuality
Kiss on a naked shoulder
A want, a need. desire!
Haiku # 42373 November 2, 2008 6:22 am ET
by Tisme
A tactile body
It's temptation of the flesh
So close yet so far
Haiku # 42372 November 2, 2008 6:16 am ET
by Tisme
Touching bare shoulders,
I helped him into his clothes,
...must...not...tear them off.
Haiku # 42371 November 2, 2008 2:20 am ET
by snail
it's strange how real life
can seem insignificant
next to Internet
Haiku # 42370 November 1, 2008 11:38 pm ET
by bs
What I have to say
Is too long for a haiku
But here goes: I think...
Haiku # 42369 November 1, 2008 7:23 pm ET
by GodIsMyCodependent of Grammarian@mindspring.com
I had seen a girl
angry in lavey's ideals
then she had a child...

she left it all behind
for him
Haiku # 42368 November 1, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by bs
Babies may change you,
but you must also change them
or they start to stink.
Haiku # 42367 November 1, 2008 8:42 am ET
by snail is being crude because of sleep deprivation
A baby changes you
Adds a new life's dimension
Revel in your change

Care for a new life
Love takes on a new meaning
Deeper than before
Haiku # 42366 November 1, 2008 8:12 am ET
by William Nippress of Best wishes to you both
awesome, awesome, yup
very awesome, super awesome
still can't get it right
Haiku # 42365 October 31, 2008 10:43 pm ET
by bs
i'm blocked from facebook
the suspense will linger on
stupid work access
Haiku # 42364 October 31, 2008 10:23 pm ET
by ash of congratulations
Election day soon
End the electronic onslaught now!
stop singing crap
Haiku # 42363 October 31, 2008 6:44 pm ET
by Carbon Buildup of Oregon
must...say...something...nice
about...the...new...born, he is
cute, there, i did it
Haiku # 42362 October 31, 2008 3:40 pm ET
by sf
I still love that tune
that style caught me a giggle
prettiest in pink

Haiku # 42361 October 31, 2008 3:12 pm ET
by sandy D
A sweet star is born
HOW adorable and cute
A GREAT JOB, YOU DID xoxoxox
Haiku # 42360 October 31, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by Congratulations!!!!!
What a cute baby!
I guess that most of them are,
but each uniquely.
Haiku # 42359 October 31, 2008 2:45 pm ET
by snail
I know, hallmarks, but
we grow up, love our kids, and
the words escape me...

I shall go fishing with
whoever my son is
Haiku # 42358 October 31, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by bs
congratulations
excitement and true joy
I hope all for you
Haiku # 42357 October 31, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by bs
Here's a picture of
My great new little baby
Hello to you all
Haiku # 42356 October 31, 2008 10:19 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
ankle deep in leaves
i rake with Charon's aplomb
the Stygian drifts

Haiku # 42355 October 31, 2008 12:15 am ET
by Lush
bloody resplendent
felonious defendant
luminol 'em all
Haiku # 42354 October 31, 2008 12:06 am ET
by Lush
Brady's anagram
funniest shit in some time
A Rickles' Slicker.
Haiku # 42353 October 31, 2008 12:02 am ET
by Lush
Cat at the glass door
scratching and wanting in
The door opens up
Haiku # 42352 October 30, 2008 10:08 pm ET
by Cow of In cow Heaven
she can't write haikus
I don't need anyone else
I still like it lots
Haiku # 42351 October 30, 2008 9:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I love him more
Than he can ever manage
To hate everyone else (else)
Haiku # 42350 October 30, 2008 9:45 pm ET
by EzCb
there is a woman
her name is jessica and
I really love her
Haiku # 42349 October 30, 2008 9:38 pm ET
by nombre
In the autumn breeze,
light glows through a tunnel of
orange-colored leaves.
Haiku # 42348 October 30, 2008 7:01 pm ET
by snail
damn dead space indeed
i will tend to your needs, but -
after this level
Haiku # 42347 October 30, 2008 5:03 pm ET
by vince
He plays games all day
I fall asleep on the couch
Curse Dead Space curse it
Haiku # 42346 October 30, 2008 4:29 pm ET
by Elizabeth of Texas
No condom was used
A night of sordid passion
My snatch is itchy
Haiku # 42345 October 30, 2008 3:12 pm ET
by STD of The Clinic
checking out henry
miller for the first time and
not sure what to think
Haiku # 42344 October 30, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
Waking to bright light
Extraordinary light
The Sky "bright azure"

Not a cloud in sight
The air brittle with the cold
Dancing on the snow
Haiku # 42343 October 30, 2008 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
There once was a man
Inexpert in poetry
Born in Limerick
Haiku # 42342 October 29, 2008 8:37 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto