first, moisten the stick
plunge it... in the pouch of love
pull out.. lick it clean

i will smother you
in barbecue sauce and then
we will make sweet love

his wife comes along
she pulls the heroines hair
and beats the bitch up

his lips press gently
new life forced..her chest rises
they come together

oh love me i scream!!!!!
my aching heart has bled dry
now...crawling... i fall

will his love endure
the power of the press to kill
his new life long dream???

my purple sucker
a sweet grape lick sensation
little pucker too!!!

the sense of groupthink
vs. family is all of
some paradox...now

unexpected face
seen from the past, a reminder
of what once was...ll

i can pick you up
in my van with no windows
i like privacy

i am full of love
but no one understands me
i just don't get it

that reminds me of
that death cab for cutie song
'a lack of color'

that reminds me of
that death cab for cutie song

does this dance make life
take enemy and slip hands
together..cool/ warm>>

We see the colors
squirming in the air, vivid,
but show none of ours.

the sun turns crimson
right where the sea meets the sky
two silhouttes merge

You must be kidding.
I need someone sensitive.
I don't date bullies.

I know better now
unless you are sincerely
willing to be nice.

once you look past my
inhuman exterior
you'll learn to love me

i can cook and clean
i will feed you if you're good
please give me chance

I hope he's working
me up to more complex tricks.
Train me like a dog!

I'd rather gnaw my
own leg off than date you, but
thanks for the offer.

i'm great with children
i have no standards at all
you and i should date

On the dating site,
his profile's ideal except
that narrow age range.

random thoughts I seek
like: kitties have furry butts
strange as funny weird

I desire a
life with no boundaries
but with some peace

people are trying
to figure out how to connect
in a world of words

Cuddles close to me
pretty, young, Kenyan woman
What does she want though?

We dance cheek to cheek
A husband? Asylum? What?
She thinks i'm a mug?
*
So we can all see
A lesbian lifts her leg
To change her dance shoes
Aimed at the men there
Her Pussy proudly displayed
You have to ask. Why?

Sensuality
Kiss on a naked shoulder
A want, a need. desire!

A tactile body
It's temptation of the flesh
So close yet so far

Touching bare shoulders,
I helped him into his clothes,
...must...not...tear them off.

it's strange how real life
can seem insignificant
next to Internet

What I have to say
Is too long for a haiku
But here goes: I think...

I had seen a girl
angry in lavey's ideals
then she had a child...

she left it all behind
for him

Babies may change you,
but you must also change them
or they start to stink.

A baby changes you
Adds a new life's dimension
Revel in your change

Care for a new life
Love takes on a new meaning
Deeper than before

awesome, awesome, yup
very awesome, super awesome
still can't get it right

i'm blocked from facebook
the suspense will linger on
stupid work access

Election day soon
End the electronic onslaught now!
stop singing crap

must...say...something...nice
about...the...new...born, he is
cute, there, i did it

I still love that tune
that style caught me a giggle
prettiest in pink

A sweet star is born
HOW adorable and cute
A GREAT JOB, YOU DID xoxoxox

What a cute baby!
I guess that most of them are,
but each uniquely.

I know, hallmarks, but
we grow up, love our kids, and
the words escape me...

I shall go fishing with
whoever my son is

congratulations
excitement and true joy
I hope all for you

Here's a picture of
My great new little baby
Hello to you all

ankle deep in leaves
i rake with Charon's aplomb
the Stygian drifts

bloody resplendent
felonious defendant
luminol 'em all

Brady's anagram
funniest shit in some time
A Rickles' Slicker.

Cat at the glass door
scratching and wanting in
The door opens up

she can't write haikus
I don't need anyone else
I still like it lots

I love him more
Than he can ever manage
To hate everyone else (else)