Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
words of an angel
the expansion of my soul
celestial bliss
Haiku # 42406 November 4, 2008 11:12 am ET
by sf of the heart doth quake in your presence
Surround me with light.
Dreaming more than I could take,
I watched and went blind.
Haiku # 42405 November 4, 2008 6:56 am ET
by snail
With flooded senses,
the universe on my tongue,
I forget to speak.
Haiku # 42404 November 4, 2008 6:53 am ET
by snail
What is a loser?
Player of video games!
Preffered to real life
Haiku # 42403 November 4, 2008 5:40 am ET
by I sometimes despair of Stupid
I remember blips
passed for video games when
i was young but now...

guitar hero II
and we get to slash with slash
times how they do change
Haiku # 42402 November 3, 2008 10:06 pm ET
by bs
the trials of courtship
my advances go ignored
what more can i do?
Haiku # 42401 November 3, 2008 5:56 pm ET
by sf of is my chivalry too old fashioned?
innocent flirting
with stark realization
dick wont suck itself
Haiku # 42400 November 3, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
first, moisten the stick
plunge it... in the pouch of love
pull out.. lick it clean


Haiku # 42399 November 3, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by FUN DIPS of happines
i will smother you
in barbecue sauce and then
we will make sweet love
Haiku # 42398 November 3, 2008 4:22 pm ET
by sf of "erection of the heart"
his wife comes along
she pulls the heroines hair
and beats the bitch up
Haiku # 42397 November 3, 2008 3:06 pm ET
by scene 3: self explanatory..the life saving dude is a friggin pig and the dying heroine pays the price for bleeding ..love.. ahhh
his lips press gently
new life forced..her chest rises
they come together
Haiku # 42396 November 3, 2008 3:04 pm ET
by scene two: almost porn like..he gives her mouth to mouth..it gets pretty heavy..they pant a lot
oh love me i scream!!!!!
my aching heart has bled dry
now...crawling... i fall
Haiku # 42395 November 3, 2008 3:02 pm ET
by scene one: heroine is stabberd by cupids arrow through her eye socket
will his love endure
the power of the press to kill
his new life long dream???
Haiku # 42394 November 3, 2008 2:05 pm ET
by see what just a few good writers are doing..damn
my purple sucker
a sweet grape lick sensation
little pucker too!!!
Haiku # 42393 November 3, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by the saliva on my tongue is somewhat sugar thickened
the sense of groupthink
vs. family is all of
some paradox...now
Haiku # 42392 November 3, 2008 12:24 pm ET
by bs
unexpected face
seen from the past, a reminder
of what once was...ll
Haiku # 42391 November 3, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by bs
i can pick you up
in my van with no windows
i like privacy

i am full of love
but no one understands me
i just don't get it
Haiku # 42390 November 3, 2008 12:07 pm ET
by sf of life, love, and good times for everyone
that reminds me of
that death cab for cutie song
'a lack of color'
Haiku # 42389 November 3, 2008 11:47 am ET
by stupid apostrophes
that reminds me of
that death cab for cutie song
Haiku # 42388 November 3, 2008 11:45 am ET
by listening of right below you
does this dance make life
take enemy and slip hands
together..cool/ warm>>
Haiku # 42387 November 3, 2008 11:43 am ET
by pro liofe should not just be about babies..
We see the colors
squirming in the air, vivid,
but show none of ours.
Haiku # 42386 November 3, 2008 11:26 am ET
by snail
the sun turns crimson
right where the sea meets the sky
two silhouttes merge
Haiku # 42385 November 3, 2008 10:19 am ET
by vince
You must be kidding.
I need someone sensitive.
I don't date bullies.

I know better now
unless you are sincerely
willing to be nice.
Haiku # 42384 November 3, 2008 4:08 am ET
by snail
once you look past my
inhuman exterior
you'll learn to love me
Haiku # 42383 November 2, 2008 11:39 pm ET
by sf
i can cook and clean
i will feed you if you're good
please give me chance
Haiku # 42382 November 2, 2008 11:33 pm ET
by sf
I hope he's working
me up to more complex tricks.
Train me like a dog!
Haiku # 42381 November 2, 2008 10:49 pm ET
by snail hopes she sees a pattern
I'd rather gnaw my
own leg off than date you, but
thanks for the offer.
Haiku # 42380 November 2, 2008 10:44 pm ET
by snail
i'm great with children
i have no standards at all
you and i should date
Haiku # 42379 November 2, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by sf
On the dating site,
his profile's ideal except
that narrow age range.
Haiku # 42378 November 2, 2008 6:04 pm ET
by snail found him online
random thoughts I seek
like: kitties have furry butts
strange as funny weird
Haiku # 42377 November 2, 2008 5:54 pm ET
by boing bump the rappety littler finger dsplayed his prowess
I desire a
life with no boundaries
but with some peace
Haiku # 42376 November 2, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
people are trying
to figure out how to connect
in a world of words
Haiku # 42375 November 2, 2008 1:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cuddles close to me
pretty, young, Kenyan woman
What does she want though?

We dance cheek to cheek
A husband? Asylum? What?
She thinks i'm a mug?
*
So we can all see
A lesbian lifts her leg
To change her dance shoes
Aimed at the men there
Her Pussy proudly displayed
You have to ask. Why?
Haiku # 42374 November 2, 2008 8:46 am ET
by Questions of From a fucked up world
Sensuality
Kiss on a naked shoulder
A want, a need. desire!
Haiku # 42373 November 2, 2008 6:22 am ET
by Tisme
A tactile body
It's temptation of the flesh
So close yet so far
Haiku # 42372 November 2, 2008 6:16 am ET
by Tisme
Touching bare shoulders,
I helped him into his clothes,
...must...not...tear them off.
Haiku # 42371 November 2, 2008 2:20 am ET
by snail
it's strange how real life
can seem insignificant
next to Internet
Haiku # 42370 November 1, 2008 11:38 pm ET
by bs
What I have to say
Is too long for a haiku
But here goes: I think...
Haiku # 42369 November 1, 2008 7:23 pm ET
by GodIsMyCodependent of Grammarian@mindspring.com
I had seen a girl
angry in lavey's ideals
then she had a child...

she left it all behind
for him
Haiku # 42368 November 1, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by bs
Babies may change you,
but you must also change them
or they start to stink.
Haiku # 42367 November 1, 2008 8:42 am ET
by snail is being crude because of sleep deprivation
A baby changes you
Adds a new life's dimension
Revel in your change

Care for a new life
Love takes on a new meaning
Deeper than before
Haiku # 42366 November 1, 2008 8:12 am ET
by William Nippress of Best wishes to you both
awesome, awesome, yup
very awesome, super awesome
still can't get it right
Haiku # 42365 October 31, 2008 10:43 pm ET
by bs
i'm blocked from facebook
the suspense will linger on
stupid work access
Haiku # 42364 October 31, 2008 10:23 pm ET
by ash of congratulations
Election day soon
End the electronic onslaught now!
stop singing crap
Haiku # 42363 October 31, 2008 6:44 pm ET
by Carbon Buildup of Oregon
must...say...something...nice
about...the...new...born, he is
cute, there, i did it
Haiku # 42362 October 31, 2008 3:40 pm ET
by sf
I still love that tune
that style caught me a giggle
prettiest in pink

Haiku # 42361 October 31, 2008 3:12 pm ET
by sandy D
A sweet star is born
HOW adorable and cute
A GREAT JOB, YOU DID xoxoxox
Haiku # 42360 October 31, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by Congratulations!!!!!
What a cute baby!
I guess that most of them are,
but each uniquely.
Haiku # 42359 October 31, 2008 2:45 pm ET
by snail
I know, hallmarks, but
we grow up, love our kids, and
the words escape me...

I shall go fishing with
whoever my son is
Haiku # 42358 October 31, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by bs
congratulations
excitement and true joy
I hope all for you
Haiku # 42357 October 31, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by bs