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27 Years, 321 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

I'm just wondering
if sf is short for
stephen frey

the guy who wrote
that drug memior thing
Haiku # 42437, November 5, 2008 2:12 pm ET
by bs
sarah palin
was just a bad dream
wake up now
Haiku # 42436, November 5, 2008 11:36 am ET
by America
you're no gentleman
my romantic platitudes
shall conquer her heart
Haiku # 42435, November 5, 2008 11:05 am ET
by sf of is it cowardly to feel and love this much?
Date with underwear
Just for my delectation
She will put them on
Haiku # 42434, November 5, 2008 4:21 am ET
by Tisme of and take them off!!!
SF the Bully
Cyber coward that you are
Janis will see you!
Haiku # 42433, November 5, 2008 4:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lush the enlightened
pompous, pynchon wannabe
a bory, mcbore
Haiku # 42432, November 5, 2008 2:10 am ET
by sf
nor write a novel,
nor synthesize elements,
nor isolate genes.
Haiku # 42431, November 5, 2008 1:39 am ET
by Lush
you procreated.
didn't compose symphonies;
or decipher codes
Haiku # 42430, November 5, 2008 1:35 am ET
by Lush
traveling again
jet aircraft carry my ass
across continents
Haiku # 42429, November 4, 2008 11:17 pm ET
by ap of al Jubail
comes the tea wallah
fresh lemon and brown sugar
his smile infects
Haiku # 42428, November 4, 2008 11:02 pm ET
by ap of 085b7
don't play hard to get
i marinate in darkness
pull me towards the light
Haiku # 42427, November 4, 2008 5:34 pm ET
by sf
they merge mostly but
communication through~Id
the repressed merges
Haiku # 42426, November 4, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by fundaMENTALS..
You? A romantic?
Reverse roles. I'm the cynic:
There are none left now.
Haiku # 42425, November 4, 2008 4:18 pm ET
by snail
in a filthy age
the loftiest expressions
will shine through the muck
Haiku # 42424, November 4, 2008 4:03 pm ET
by sf
hopeless romantics
the world is too cruel for us
but my love still burns
Haiku # 42423, November 4, 2008 3:56 pm ET
by sf
through the sunroof..yes
where many dreams have been shared
under the stars with friends
Haiku # 42422, November 4, 2008 2:51 pm ET
by crazy babies
perception is what?
the reality behind
what it is you see
Haiku # 42421, November 4, 2008 2:50 pm ET
by LOL
my tongue I have bathed
a fountain with desires
water's kiss stays fresh
Haiku # 42420, November 4, 2008 2:48 pm ET
by oo hooh ..swishy pooooh
he asks with full eyes..
"do i believe in soulmates?"
history babe...NO
Haiku # 42419, November 4, 2008 2:44 pm ET
by The Sacrificed Virgin
ah vinny, don't get
me too excited about
the old winter thing...

not ready!
Haiku # 42418, November 4, 2008 1:55 pm ET
by bs
on a screen we are
one fragment of a larger whole
good, bad, and different
Haiku # 42417, November 4, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by bs
waiting, i breathe out
to write on the windowpane
your name in the frost
Haiku # 42416, November 4, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by vince
shrugs...toungue in cheek me
thinks, the troma version
of haiku tox waits
Haiku # 42415, November 4, 2008 1:53 pm ET
by bs
i share your secret
for i see what you do here
you laugh as you write
Haiku # 42414, November 4, 2008 1:26 pm ET
by vince
I couldn't be with
you. Lacking humility,
you insult others.
Haiku # 42413, November 4, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by snail continues to reject sf.
rabble my tockas...
take thy high opinion and
express it, be yourself

but let me be myself
cause I'm gonna be
anyhow...wink wink
Haiku # 42412, November 4, 2008 12:45 pm ET
by bs
this site is a place
for high culture not rabble
know your place, swineherds
Haiku # 42411, November 4, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by sf of i need you snail, speak to me, my love
orange busted on blue
but only enough to bruise
what a pretty hit
Haiku # 42410, November 4, 2008 12:07 pm ET
by Bronco skies
SAVE THAT CARDBOARD BOX
IT MAKES FOR AN AWESOME SLIDE
DOWN CARPETED STAIRS
Haiku # 42409, November 4, 2008 12:02 pm ET
by WEAR A HELMET
I followed along
I heard: turn back but, too late
sucked in by the black
Haiku # 42408, November 4, 2008 12:00 pm ET
by thank goodness I had on my ionic shield of armour protecting me as I swam throught the vast ebb of darkness
You swallow me, as
I tell you that I am here
I always will be.
Haiku # 42407, November 4, 2008 11:45 am ET
by nombre
words of an angel
the expansion of my soul
celestial bliss
Haiku # 42406, November 4, 2008 11:12 am ET
by sf of the heart doth quake in your presence
Surround me with light.
Dreaming more than I could take,
I watched and went blind.
Haiku # 42405, November 4, 2008 6:56 am ET
by snail
With flooded senses,
the universe on my tongue,
I forget to speak.
Haiku # 42404, November 4, 2008 6:53 am ET
by snail
What is a loser?
Player of video games!
Preffered to real life
Haiku # 42403, November 4, 2008 5:40 am ET
by I sometimes despair of Stupid
I remember blips
passed for video games when
i was young but now...

guitar hero II
and we get to slash with slash
times how they do change
Haiku # 42402, November 3, 2008 10:06 pm ET
by bs
the trials of courtship
my advances go ignored
what more can i do?
Haiku # 42401, November 3, 2008 5:56 pm ET
by sf of is my chivalry too old fashioned?
innocent flirting
with stark realization
dick wont suck itself
Haiku # 42400, November 3, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
first, moisten the stick
plunge it... in the pouch of love
pull out.. lick it clean


Haiku # 42399, November 3, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by FUN DIPS of happines
i will smother you
in barbecue sauce and then
we will make sweet love
Haiku # 42398, November 3, 2008 4:22 pm ET
by sf of "erection of the heart"
his wife comes along
she pulls the heroines hair
and beats the bitch up
Haiku # 42397, November 3, 2008 3:06 pm ET
by scene 3: self explanatory..the life saving dude is a friggin pig and the dying heroine pays the price for bleeding ..love.. ahhh
his lips press gently
new life forced..her chest rises
they come together
Haiku # 42396, November 3, 2008 3:04 pm ET
by scene two: almost porn like..he gives her mouth to mouth..it gets pretty heavy..they pant a lot
oh love me i scream!!!!!
my aching heart has bled dry
now...crawling... i fall
Haiku # 42395, November 3, 2008 3:02 pm ET
by scene one: heroine is stabberd by cupids arrow through her eye socket
will his love endure
the power of the press to kill
his new life long dream???
Haiku # 42394, November 3, 2008 2:05 pm ET
by see what just a few good writers are doing..damn
my purple sucker
a sweet grape lick sensation
little pucker too!!!
Haiku # 42393, November 3, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by the saliva on my tongue is somewhat sugar thickened
the sense of groupthink
vs. family is all of
some paradox...now
Haiku # 42392, November 3, 2008 12:24 pm ET
by bs
unexpected face
seen from the past, a reminder
of what once was...ll
Haiku # 42391, November 3, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by bs
i can pick you up
in my van with no windows
i like privacy

i am full of love
but no one understands me
i just don't get it
Haiku # 42390, November 3, 2008 12:07 pm ET
by sf of life, love, and good times for everyone
that reminds me of
that death cab for cutie song
'a lack of color'
Haiku # 42389, November 3, 2008 11:47 am ET
by stupid apostrophes
that reminds me of
that death cab for cutie song
Haiku # 42388, November 3, 2008 11:45 am ET
by listening of right below you
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