Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

I wear red shoes now
maybe it is something sweet
a sign would tell you
Haiku # 42478, November 10, 2008 12:09 am ET
by pnut
We are the true saints:
all who follow Jesus Christ,
not just those approved.
Haiku # 42477, November 9, 2008 3:10 pm ET
by snail is still not Catholic.
I can't write haikus
All their syllables and such
Flesh-eating inch worms
Haiku # 42476, November 9, 2008 2:28 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
of course the mother
is the part of the father
and vicer verser
Haiku # 42475, November 9, 2008 2:01 pm ET
by bs
taps fingers impatiently
Mother Goddess? saints are an
interesting difference
Haiku # 42474, November 9, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by bs
the kids are born with
no sense of the constructions
of histories invented

Haiku # 42473, November 9, 2008 1:53 pm ET
by bs
the slight differences
of heresies waged war no
pontius pilate could wash
Haiku # 42472, November 9, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by bs
I know a woman
Who has had two babies "No sex"
Miracle of GOD?
Haiku # 42471, November 9, 2008 8:04 am ET
by Tisme of Just IVF
carried a baby
with no apparant father
rumours were AWFUL!!
Haiku # 42470, November 9, 2008 2:58 am ET
by Give her a break ~ Sheesh
reflection appears
her anger was apparant
oh my gosh I'm scared!!!!!!!
Haiku # 42469, November 9, 2008 2:53 am ET
by bloody mary bloody mary bloody mary
I am a Christian,
but don't worship Mary as
the mother goddess.
Haiku # 42468, November 9, 2008 12:58 am ET
by snail is not Catholic.
I take it I'm not
the only Catholic in
here am i bubs and babs
Haiku # 42467, November 8, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by bs
It's broken again
Damned reverse gear is sticking
stupid bicycle!
Haiku # 42466, November 8, 2008 9:21 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
This exorcism
of the defrocked Cardinals
tougher than it sounds
Haiku # 42465, November 8, 2008 9:14 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
All this paperwork
for the deconsecreation
is God damned stupid
Haiku # 42464, November 8, 2008 9:04 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
The disinternment
is today, but what to wear?
So I bought a card

It will be so nice
at today's exhumation
to see her again

She'll have changed a bit
but I have expectations
of a happy day!
Haiku # 42463, November 8, 2008 8:46 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Barack Obama
President Elect at last
Wait for miracles
Haiku # 42462, November 7, 2008 9:16 pm ET
by Chopmeat of middle class America
things going shitty
and we could all use a laugh
the unexpected;;;;;;;
Haiku # 42461, November 7, 2008 4:16 pm ET
by send prayers.. ((hug))
sometimes it's real quick
to get caught up in someone's
mood, but, if the mood

is good, thank god that
is something to get caught up
in as well...cha cha
Haiku # 42460, November 7, 2008 1:35 pm ET
by bs
another ceiling
in an unfamiliar room
who is this woman?
Haiku # 42459, November 7, 2008 10:13 am ET
by vince
Sleep deprivation
is making it hard to type.
What clumsy fingers!
Haiku # 42458, November 7, 2008 6:31 am ET
by snail
Starts at Halloween
Season of Holiday Sweets
It ends with Easter

Yes, it's addiction!
Best ones? Valentine hearts. Then
Mallowcreme pumpkins
Haiku # 42457, November 6, 2008 7:40 pm ET
by DaVoid of Point Reyes
on line love is kind
of risky, it can pan out well
but can also

well, flatline, be a
trap, an affair, a lie or
an unblemished truth
Haiku # 42456, November 6, 2008 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not sure...some folks
drown themselves in drugs or self hate
till they find theyselves
Haiku # 42455, November 6, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by bs
I'm no spring chicken
just some flawed guy writing some
stuff to this website
Haiku # 42454, November 6, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by bs
Why would you pretend
to be such a horrible
thing if you are good?
Haiku # 42453, November 6, 2008 2:09 am ET
by snail wonders if she has misjudged sf.
good morning, heathyr
i wish you a fun day with
ice cream and flowers
Haiku # 42452, November 6, 2008 12:05 am ET
by ks of seattle
oh young man I know
you aren't talking to me this time
i wish you well now
Haiku # 42451, November 5, 2008 11:39 pm ET
by old ladies door and the sacrifice of her last wish
I must wonder now.
Will you answer my question?
What does SF mean?
Haiku # 42450, November 5, 2008 8:09 pm ET
by nombre
civilization
is an act. Love and survive,
live and die. Is all.
Haiku # 42449, November 5, 2008 8:08 pm ET
by nombre
this is my true self
the world hating misanthrope
was merely an act
Haiku # 42448, November 5, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by sf
why must you mock me?
your words draw spiritual blood
those wounds never heal
Haiku # 42447, November 5, 2008 4:51 pm ET
by sf of foppish dandy i am not
Have the romantics
all disappeared, or are we
merely in hiding?
Haiku # 42446, November 5, 2008 4:34 pm ET
by snail sees a few of them here.
nakedness..I want
to lay and kiss and touch..u
freely.. feeling love
Haiku # 42445, November 5, 2008 3:24 pm ET
by only for the ..what
windy blue freshed you
that is from her heart, a miss
hugged from kiss..yes miss
Haiku # 42444, November 5, 2008 3:22 pm ET
by as the sun shined up a chilled crispy leafy day..joy said she loves you and walked away xo
his once left a kiss...
I will forever wonder
what he looked like
Haiku # 42443, November 5, 2008 3:15 pm ET
by what s n a written word
the poetry gone
another one bites the dust
inspiration...done
Haiku # 42442, November 5, 2008 3:13 pm ET
by awwwww shit
overdosing is...
pounds of Halloween candy
is it addiction????
Haiku # 42441, November 5, 2008 3:11 pm ET
by wow I feel like shit..
moving orator
you filled their hearts up with hope
break the truth gently
Haiku # 42440, November 5, 2008 2:45 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
everyone is gone
they have left me all alone
just to sit and wait
Haiku # 42439, November 5, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by heathyr of baltimore (hon)
Snap, gargle
Chocked on my elbow, man
This really hurts
Haiku # 42438, November 5, 2008 2:34 pm ET
by Warmup of portugal
I'm just wondering
if sf is short for
stephen frey

the guy who wrote
that drug memior thing
Haiku # 42437, November 5, 2008 2:12 pm ET
by bs
sarah palin
was just a bad dream
wake up now
Haiku # 42436, November 5, 2008 11:36 am ET
by America
you're no gentleman
my romantic platitudes
shall conquer her heart
Haiku # 42435, November 5, 2008 11:05 am ET
by sf of is it cowardly to feel and love this much?
Date with underwear
Just for my delectation
She will put them on
Haiku # 42434, November 5, 2008 4:21 am ET
by Tisme of and take them off!!!
SF the Bully
Cyber coward that you are
Janis will see you!
Haiku # 42433, November 5, 2008 4:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lush the enlightened
pompous, pynchon wannabe
a bory, mcbore
Haiku # 42432, November 5, 2008 2:10 am ET
by sf
nor write a novel,
nor synthesize elements,
nor isolate genes.
Haiku # 42431, November 5, 2008 1:39 am ET
by Lush
you procreated.
didn't compose symphonies;
or decipher codes
Haiku # 42430, November 5, 2008 1:35 am ET
by Lush
traveling again
jet aircraft carry my ass
across continents
Haiku # 42429, November 4, 2008 11:17 pm ET
by ap of al Jubail
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