Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 77 Days and 78053 Haiku later...
freezes of the heart
iced blood shattered shards on floor
thawing into pools
Haiku # 42484 November 10, 2008 11:38 am ET
by red cross
christmas is coming
we want our stuff there on time
I'm going postal!!
Haiku # 42483 November 10, 2008 11:28 am ET
by DHLto cut 9500 jobs
Who was arguing?
It's good to know what we are,
and what we are not.
Haiku # 42482 November 10, 2008 6:48 am ET
by snail
So boring aren't they
These arguments in haiku
No talent needed!
Haiku # 42481 November 10, 2008 5:39 am ET
by Tisme
the good times are dead
night creeps slowly upon us
freezing our tear drops
Haiku # 42480 November 10, 2008 12:26 am ET
by sf of dead inside (again)
back for more abuse
to my senses,to my ears
and I wear a smile.
Haiku # 42479 November 10, 2008 12:10 am ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
I wear red shoes now
maybe it is something sweet
a sign would tell you
Haiku # 42478 November 10, 2008 12:09 am ET
by pnut
We are the true saints:
all who follow Jesus Christ,
not just those approved.
Haiku # 42477 November 9, 2008 3:10 pm ET
by snail is still not Catholic.
I can't write haikus
All their syllables and such
Flesh-eating inch worms
Haiku # 42476 November 9, 2008 2:28 pm ET
by Vasquez of Boston, MA
of course the mother
is the part of the father
and vicer verser
Haiku # 42475 November 9, 2008 2:01 pm ET
by bs
taps fingers impatiently
Mother Goddess? saints are an
interesting difference
Haiku # 42474 November 9, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by bs
the kids are born with
no sense of the constructions
of histories invented

Haiku # 42473 November 9, 2008 1:53 pm ET
by bs
the slight differences
of heresies waged war no
pontius pilate could wash
Haiku # 42472 November 9, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by bs
I know a woman
Who has had two babies "No sex"
Miracle of GOD?
Haiku # 42471 November 9, 2008 8:04 am ET
by Tisme of Just IVF
carried a baby
with no apparant father
rumours were AWFUL!!
Haiku # 42470 November 9, 2008 2:58 am ET
by Give her a break ~ Sheesh
reflection appears
her anger was apparant
oh my gosh I'm scared!!!!!!!
Haiku # 42469 November 9, 2008 2:53 am ET
by bloody mary bloody mary bloody mary
I am a Christian,
but don't worship Mary as
the mother goddess.
Haiku # 42468 November 9, 2008 12:58 am ET
by snail is not Catholic.
I take it I'm not
the only Catholic in
here am i bubs and babs
Haiku # 42467 November 8, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by bs
It's broken again
Damned reverse gear is sticking
stupid bicycle!
Haiku # 42466 November 8, 2008 9:21 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
This exorcism
of the defrocked Cardinals
tougher than it sounds
Haiku # 42465 November 8, 2008 9:14 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
All this paperwork
for the deconsecreation
is God damned stupid
Haiku # 42464 November 8, 2008 9:04 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
The disinternment
is today, but what to wear?
So I bought a card

It will be so nice
at today's exhumation
to see her again

She'll have changed a bit
but I have expectations
of a happy day!
Haiku # 42463 November 8, 2008 8:46 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Barack Obama
President Elect at last
Wait for miracles
Haiku # 42462 November 7, 2008 9:16 pm ET
by Chopmeat of middle class America
things going shitty
and we could all use a laugh
the unexpected;;;;;;;
Haiku # 42461 November 7, 2008 4:16 pm ET
by send prayers.. ((hug))
sometimes it's real quick
to get caught up in someone's
mood, but, if the mood

is good, thank god that
is something to get caught up
in as well...cha cha
Haiku # 42460 November 7, 2008 1:35 pm ET
by bs
another ceiling
in an unfamiliar room
who is this woman?
Haiku # 42459 November 7, 2008 10:13 am ET
by vince
Sleep deprivation
is making it hard to type.
What clumsy fingers!
Haiku # 42458 November 7, 2008 6:31 am ET
by snail
Starts at Halloween
Season of Holiday Sweets
It ends with Easter

Yes, it's addiction!
Best ones? Valentine hearts. Then
Mallowcreme pumpkins
Haiku # 42457 November 6, 2008 7:40 pm ET
by DaVoid of Point Reyes
on line love is kind
of risky, it can pan out well
but can also

well, flatline, be a
trap, an affair, a lie or
an unblemished truth
Haiku # 42456 November 6, 2008 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not sure...some folks
drown themselves in drugs or self hate
till they find theyselves
Haiku # 42455 November 6, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by bs
I'm no spring chicken
just some flawed guy writing some
stuff to this website
Haiku # 42454 November 6, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by bs
Why would you pretend
to be such a horrible
thing if you are good?
Haiku # 42453 November 6, 2008 2:09 am ET
by snail wonders if she has misjudged sf.
good morning, heathyr
i wish you a fun day with
ice cream and flowers
Haiku # 42452 November 6, 2008 12:05 am ET
by ks of seattle
oh young man I know
you aren't talking to me this time
i wish you well now
Haiku # 42451 November 5, 2008 11:39 pm ET
by old ladies door and the sacrifice of her last wish
I must wonder now.
Will you answer my question?
What does SF mean?
Haiku # 42450 November 5, 2008 8:09 pm ET
by nombre
civilization
is an act. Love and survive,
live and die. Is all.
Haiku # 42449 November 5, 2008 8:08 pm ET
by nombre
this is my true self
the world hating misanthrope
was merely an act
Haiku # 42448 November 5, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by sf
why must you mock me?
your words draw spiritual blood
those wounds never heal
Haiku # 42447 November 5, 2008 4:51 pm ET
by sf of foppish dandy i am not
Have the romantics
all disappeared, or are we
merely in hiding?
Haiku # 42446 November 5, 2008 4:34 pm ET
by snail sees a few of them here.
nakedness..I want
to lay and kiss and touch..u
freely.. feeling love
Haiku # 42445 November 5, 2008 3:24 pm ET
by only for the ..what
windy blue freshed you
that is from her heart, a miss
hugged from kiss..yes miss
Haiku # 42444 November 5, 2008 3:22 pm ET
by as the sun shined up a chilled crispy leafy day..joy said she loves you and walked away xo
his once left a kiss...
I will forever wonder
what he looked like
Haiku # 42443 November 5, 2008 3:15 pm ET
by what s n a written word
the poetry gone
another one bites the dust
inspiration...done
Haiku # 42442 November 5, 2008 3:13 pm ET
by awwwww shit
overdosing is...
pounds of Halloween candy
is it addiction????
Haiku # 42441 November 5, 2008 3:11 pm ET
by wow I feel like shit..
moving orator
you filled their hearts up with hope
break the truth gently
Haiku # 42440 November 5, 2008 2:45 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
everyone is gone
they have left me all alone
just to sit and wait
Haiku # 42439 November 5, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by heathyr of baltimore (hon)
Snap, gargle
Chocked on my elbow, man
This really hurts
Haiku # 42438 November 5, 2008 2:34 pm ET
by Warmup of portugal
I'm just wondering
if sf is short for
stephen frey

the guy who wrote
that drug memior thing
Haiku # 42437 November 5, 2008 2:12 pm ET
by bs
sarah palin
was just a bad dream
wake up now
Haiku # 42436 November 5, 2008 11:36 am ET
by America
you're no gentleman
my romantic platitudes
shall conquer her heart
Haiku # 42435 November 5, 2008 11:05 am ET
by sf of is it cowardly to feel and love this much?