Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
death is everywhere
the animated corpses
will binge and decay
Haiku # 42620 November 20, 2008 3:16 pm ET
by sf
as the klingons and
I suspect the irish say
today is a good day to die
Haiku # 42619 November 20, 2008 2:53 pm ET
by bs
fantastic machine
and good times to say oh fuck
and more..way cool Skip
Haiku # 42618 November 20, 2008 11:49 am ET
by Vistitor of Skip s House of Chaos
unexpectant..high?
these claims are unexpected???
okay and like DUH!!!!!!
Haiku # 42617 November 20, 2008 11:32 am ET
by get a new line
Tried writing haiku.
Alas, unfortunately,
ran out of syllab...
Haiku # 42616 November 20, 2008 11:23 am ET
by Skip Tucker of Los Angeles, CA
Waves grab the vessel
An ice fringed sea awaits us
Companions again
Haiku # 42615 November 20, 2008 10:11 am ET
by duanec
what i'd like to see
a giant freakin' bonfire
on top of my desk
Haiku # 42614 November 20, 2008 10:11 am ET
by vince of that monday feeling
Unaffected, I
roll my eyes and continue
with my loneliness.
Haiku # 42613 November 20, 2008 4:34 am ET
by snail
Your hostility
pierces me more potently
than your words of love.
Haiku # 42612 November 20, 2008 4:31 am ET
by snail the pessimist
Sit back and read it!
You write with utter contempt
For yourselves and us!

Yet we read "Madness"
It
Haiku # 42611 November 20, 2008 4:17 am ET
by you know who I mean
get a diary
or use drugs and alcohol
self-distruct with grace
Haiku # 42610 November 19, 2008 11:04 pm ET
by sf of go with dignity
well, i am just that
sort of guy you know, that sort of
guy? it helps me focus

it helps get crap out
of my system or I too would
put a rope around my neck

if you don't care and
are that far gone man, it's not
my problem...get over yourself
Haiku # 42609 November 19, 2008 10:46 pm ET
by bs
eh, takes two to
tango, such as harsh words in
my experience critics

tend to go on and
on then when they drain one more
very academic vampires

Haiku # 42608 November 19, 2008 10:43 pm ET
by bs
do you speak english?
reading your crap makes me wish
i had down syndrome
Haiku # 42607 November 19, 2008 10:10 pm ET
by sf of stop boring up the place you wank
well, for starters i'm
a guy and henry miller
eh...complain in france???
Haiku # 42606 November 19, 2008 9:26 pm ET
by bs
And yet it is now
As it has been forever
Forever tuesday
Haiku # 42605 November 19, 2008 9:21 pm ET
by nombre
Enough in a row
I will become quite queer soon
Where is that woman?
Haiku # 42604 November 19, 2008 9:17 pm ET
by nombre
sleep with me, damn it!
it will be quick and painless
you won't feel a thing
Haiku # 42603 November 19, 2008 8:59 pm ET
by sf
among the ideals
we are all in the same boat
sorta full of holes...
Haiku # 42602 November 19, 2008 8:06 pm ET
by bs
jung welcommen but
I wonder of anima
of jesus christ
Haiku # 42601 November 19, 2008 8:05 pm ET
by bs
all I gotta say
is...dude Freud would've loved you
stiff competition
Haiku # 42600 November 19, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by pretending but being all in the same yet a scapegoated reason makes it sane??? NOT
cell within a cell
ad infinitum until
we're nothing but dust
Haiku # 42599 November 19, 2008 3:00 pm ET
by sf
incarceration
of the mind, heart, and spirit
walls are all we have
Haiku # 42598 November 19, 2008 2:58 pm ET
by sf
a shell is quite the
thin thing if one cares to say
so about such things
Haiku # 42597 November 19, 2008 2:13 pm ET
by bs
This delicate self
breaks open upon a word,
pouring out again.
Haiku # 42596 November 19, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by snail
I can be cruel for
I have low self esteem too
but I tend to go

well, ADHD
coo-coo, letting it out in
a fan of souffle...

Haiku # 42595 November 19, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by bs
I've a theory that
political correctness is
to protect fragile

egos in the 1990s
that got a bit carried away
with the correctness thing
Haiku # 42594 November 19, 2008 12:45 pm ET
by bs
ah, sf, forget em
best revenge, they don't exist
hey, easier said than done

I mean I have a magic
jacket on, which gives me
power to command...

i know it sounds silly
but if i believe it, it just
might artificially build up

sf, by dickies...huzzah
Haiku # 42593 November 19, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by bs
people are often
angry at those they don't get
as I have been too...
Haiku # 42592 November 19, 2008 12:36 pm ET
by bs
please don't call me names
i've low self-esteem as is
people are so cruel
Haiku # 42591 November 19, 2008 12:35 pm ET
by sf
adhd is a sort
of seeing the world in the present moment
it seems senseless but

like the theory of chaos
it even has a sort of pattern
and a pattern within a pattern

Haiku # 42590 November 19, 2008 12:35 pm ET
by bs
many things, from outdone
piety, to arrogance
to fear, hide something...
Haiku # 42589 November 19, 2008 12:34 pm ET
by bs
I say if one has
to explode, explode by word
honesty is harsh

in a culture of
political correctness
or aesthetic correctness

but art lasts and
correctness is mere often
dead custom...

note to sf...go nuts
have some fun, do something
"uncultured..." just do something that causes other's no harm that gives you joy without taking it away from others...

just a thought
Haiku # 42588 November 19, 2008 12:32 pm ET
by bs
arguments about
the aesthetics is almost
like the schools of the
rabbis arguing
over the meaning of said
talmudic law fill...
Haiku # 42587 November 19, 2008 12:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
think about yogurt...
it has a different kind
of culture...than "culture"
Haiku # 42586 November 19, 2008 12:29 pm ET
by bs
well, one can be called
a worm, or maggot but at
least there's decay, rot

mummies and fossils
are just as dead, but there is
only dust preserved
Haiku # 42585 November 19, 2008 12:28 pm ET
by bs
maybe our friend the
intellectual sad sack
is just lonely, perhaps...

anger is often
a sign of incomplete and
unsureness...fear, hurt
Haiku # 42584 November 19, 2008 12:26 pm ET
by bs
the problem with life
is not living, but because
it is so daily
Haiku # 42583 November 19, 2008 11:53 am ET
by vince
well you could try to
somewhat plagarize..not yours
but another's mind
Haiku # 42582 November 19, 2008 10:04 am ET
by thta alwaysa makes for interesting thought candy..most like taffy
between perfections
transient peccadilloes
render me humble
Haiku # 42581 November 19, 2008 6:12 am ET
by ash
I don't know what I
want to write about, but I'm
exploding inside.
Haiku # 42580 November 19, 2008 3:11 am ET
by snail
New show Op Repo
aint no joke..you pay that note
that's some funny shizzzzzzzzz
Haiku # 42579 November 19, 2008 1:20 am ET
by AS IF!!~! BWAHAHAHA
Yo ADRIAN..babe
I met Clint and he said "go"
well..to make his day
Haiku # 42578 November 19, 2008 1:17 am ET
by ROCKY 1.2345
because you believe
it is yours but it's not mine
it is bad or good?
Haiku # 42577 November 19, 2008 1:12 am ET
by you are the only one that thinks I want it
sea flower petals
green and aqua float freely
dancing together
Haiku # 42576 November 19, 2008 1:06 am ET
by if only he actually did know how
game pop redundant
it's been a long long time since
ideas did thrive
Haiku # 42575 November 19, 2008 1:04 am ET
by pffffffffffffffffffft..
Haven't tried tango
or foxtrot, which is very
beautiful to watch.
Haiku # 42574 November 18, 2008 10:27 pm ET
by snail
what is the tango?
just vertical dry humping
pitch a tent, baby
Haiku # 42573 November 18, 2008 7:57 pm ET
by sf of i prefer classier dances like the foxtrot or the venetian waltz
Studboy of Venice
suppose lunch wont be the same
what news from the front
Haiku # 42572 November 18, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
I can relate now.
The eroticism of
dancing blows my mind.
Haiku # 42571 November 18, 2008 6:45 pm ET
by snail never understood until she tried it.