Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

eh, takes two to
tango, such as harsh words in
my experience critics

tend to go on and
on then when they drain one more
very academic vampires

Haiku # 42608, November 19, 2008 10:43 pm ET
by bs
do you speak english?
reading your crap makes me wish
i had down syndrome
Haiku # 42607, November 19, 2008 10:10 pm ET
by sf of stop boring up the place you wank
well, for starters i'm
a guy and henry miller
eh...complain in france???
Haiku # 42606, November 19, 2008 9:26 pm ET
by bs
And yet it is now
As it has been forever
Forever tuesday
Haiku # 42605, November 19, 2008 9:21 pm ET
by nombre
Enough in a row
I will become quite queer soon
Where is that woman?
Haiku # 42604, November 19, 2008 9:17 pm ET
by nombre
sleep with me, damn it!
it will be quick and painless
you won't feel a thing
Haiku # 42603, November 19, 2008 8:59 pm ET
by sf
among the ideals
we are all in the same boat
sorta full of holes...
Haiku # 42602, November 19, 2008 8:06 pm ET
by bs
jung welcommen but
I wonder of anima
of jesus christ
Haiku # 42601, November 19, 2008 8:05 pm ET
by bs
all I gotta say
is...dude Freud would've loved you
stiff competition
Haiku # 42600, November 19, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by pretending but being all in the same yet a scapegoated reason makes it sane??? NOT
cell within a cell
ad infinitum until
we're nothing but dust
Haiku # 42599, November 19, 2008 3:00 pm ET
by sf
incarceration
of the mind, heart, and spirit
walls are all we have
Haiku # 42598, November 19, 2008 2:58 pm ET
by sf
a shell is quite the
thin thing if one cares to say
so about such things
Haiku # 42597, November 19, 2008 2:13 pm ET
by bs
This delicate self
breaks open upon a word,
pouring out again.
Haiku # 42596, November 19, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by snail
I can be cruel for
I have low self esteem too
but I tend to go

well, ADHD
coo-coo, letting it out in
a fan of souffle...

Haiku # 42595, November 19, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by bs
I've a theory that
political correctness is
to protect fragile

egos in the 1990s
that got a bit carried away
with the correctness thing
Haiku # 42594, November 19, 2008 12:45 pm ET
by bs
ah, sf, forget em
best revenge, they don't exist
hey, easier said than done

I mean I have a magic
jacket on, which gives me
power to command...

i know it sounds silly
but if i believe it, it just
might artificially build up

sf, by dickies...huzzah
Haiku # 42593, November 19, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by bs
people are often
angry at those they don't get
as I have been too...
Haiku # 42592, November 19, 2008 12:36 pm ET
by bs
please don't call me names
i've low self-esteem as is
people are so cruel
Haiku # 42591, November 19, 2008 12:35 pm ET
by sf
adhd is a sort
of seeing the world in the present moment
it seems senseless but

like the theory of chaos
it even has a sort of pattern
and a pattern within a pattern

Haiku # 42590, November 19, 2008 12:35 pm ET
by bs
many things, from outdone
piety, to arrogance
to fear, hide something...
Haiku # 42589, November 19, 2008 12:34 pm ET
by bs
I say if one has
to explode, explode by word
honesty is harsh

in a culture of
political correctness
or aesthetic correctness

but art lasts and
correctness is mere often
dead custom...

note to sf...go nuts
have some fun, do something
"uncultured..." just do something that causes other's no harm that gives you joy without taking it away from others...

just a thought
Haiku # 42588, November 19, 2008 12:32 pm ET
by bs
arguments about
the aesthetics is almost
like the schools of the
rabbis arguing
over the meaning of said
talmudic law fill...
Haiku # 42587, November 19, 2008 12:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
think about yogurt...
it has a different kind
of culture...than "culture"
Haiku # 42586, November 19, 2008 12:29 pm ET
by bs
well, one can be called
a worm, or maggot but at
least there's decay, rot

mummies and fossils
are just as dead, but there is
only dust preserved
Haiku # 42585, November 19, 2008 12:28 pm ET
by bs
maybe our friend the
intellectual sad sack
is just lonely, perhaps...

anger is often
a sign of incomplete and
unsureness...fear, hurt
Haiku # 42584, November 19, 2008 12:26 pm ET
by bs
the problem with life
is not living, but because
it is so daily
Haiku # 42583, November 19, 2008 11:53 am ET
by vince
well you could try to
somewhat plagarize..not yours
but another's mind
Haiku # 42582, November 19, 2008 10:04 am ET
by thta alwaysa makes for interesting thought candy..most like taffy
between perfections
transient peccadilloes
render me humble
Haiku # 42581, November 19, 2008 6:12 am ET
by ash
I don't know what I
want to write about, but I'm
exploding inside.
Haiku # 42580, November 19, 2008 3:11 am ET
by snail
New show Op Repo
aint no joke..you pay that note
that's some funny shizzzzzzzzz
Haiku # 42579, November 19, 2008 1:20 am ET
by AS IF!!~! BWAHAHAHA
Yo ADRIAN..babe
I met Clint and he said "go"
well..to make his day
Haiku # 42578, November 19, 2008 1:17 am ET
by ROCKY 1.2345
because you believe
it is yours but it's not mine
it is bad or good?
Haiku # 42577, November 19, 2008 1:12 am ET
by you are the only one that thinks I want it
sea flower petals
green and aqua float freely
dancing together
Haiku # 42576, November 19, 2008 1:06 am ET
by if only he actually did know how
game pop redundant
it's been a long long time since
ideas did thrive
Haiku # 42575, November 19, 2008 1:04 am ET
by pffffffffffffffffffft..
Haven't tried tango
or foxtrot, which is very
beautiful to watch.
Haiku # 42574, November 18, 2008 10:27 pm ET
by snail
what is the tango?
just vertical dry humping
pitch a tent, baby
Haiku # 42573, November 18, 2008 7:57 pm ET
by sf of i prefer classier dances like the foxtrot or the venetian waltz
Studboy of Venice
suppose lunch wont be the same
what news from the front
Haiku # 42572, November 18, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
I can relate now.
The eroticism of
dancing blows my mind.
Haiku # 42571, November 18, 2008 6:45 pm ET
by snail never understood until she tried it.
Takes me in her arms
Serene face smiling faintly
She closes her eyes

We hold each other
Rhythmically together
Embrace firm but soft

highly erotic
Her face inches from my own
Her Oh so pink lips!

Her face is flushed pink
Lips are full with arousal
Her arms hold me close

I am aroused! But!
I want her! Now!

Right now! This second!
She is the sexiest thing
On all of gods earth
Haiku # 42570, November 18, 2008 6:24 pm ET
by tisme of Dancing Tango
once more i'm sorry
i've offended your virgin
sensibilities
Haiku # 42569, November 18, 2008 4:52 pm ET
by sf of i do it to protect you my lady, to protect us.
Arrogance is not
attractive no matter how
smart a person is.
Haiku # 42568, November 18, 2008 4:29 pm ET
by snail
a theory of lit
inspired by ADD
unreadable shite
Haiku # 42567, November 18, 2008 3:43 pm ET
by sf of i will not tolerate uncultured maggots.
He always posts in
waves, often with beauty, but
a contrary sort.
Haiku # 42566, November 18, 2008 3:32 pm ET
by snail of bs analysis
Oh and what went down
is now going to come back up
I just feel like it
Haiku # 42565, November 18, 2008 2:19 pm ET
by hurl
more billions and more
until gazillions lose score
then wipe it all out
Haiku # 42564, November 18, 2008 2:17 pm ET
by what goes up MUST COME DOWN dumbasses
as for james frey
tastes aside, the man suffered
and the parable?

he lashed out due to
his own suffering narcissism
and then stopped being

FUCKED UP!!!! retard voice
I didn't like naked lunch either
so much... too many hanging scenes...
Haiku # 42563, November 18, 2008 2:13 pm ET
by bs
pass the chianti
this is going to be a very
interesting long lifetime
Haiku # 42562, November 18, 2008 2:12 pm ET
by bs
hmm...

knife used to cut chives
knife used to draw quarters
knife used to cut steak

knife used to cut rope
knife used to cut loose ends
knife in surgery...but

in soul the words cut
deeper, divide the thoughts
occam had a razor
Haiku # 42561, November 18, 2008 2:12 pm ET
by bs
so mr suicidial elitist
who fits your taste on the bill
I like burger king

I am liking mr. henry miller
now shall thou shoot it down
or shall i use my lucky

hat's powers on you?
the authority of a silly
hat and a jacket...

suits, ties, persuasion
and still lost in circles
leading to various hells
Haiku # 42560, November 18, 2008 2:10 pm ET
by bs
we focus on the
specks in each other's eyes
in denial of our own

logs...huh huh...logs...
who wants a pet log?
Haiku # 42559, November 18, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by bs
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