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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
call me converted
let me kneel at your altar
and eat your body
Haiku # 42651 November 23, 2008 6:15 am ET
by ash
I thought that sex was
a form of worship, at least
in symbolic ways.
Haiku # 42650 November 23, 2008 2:21 am ET
by snail
love's a paradox
the sacred and the profane
less worship, more sex
Haiku # 42649 November 23, 2008 2:13 am ET
by ash
don't constrict yourself
big women must be cherished
let it all hang out
Haiku # 42648 November 23, 2008 12:52 am ET
by sf of i want you to smother me
Strained movements, torture
girdle, I sold out to my
superficial fears.
Haiku # 42647 November 22, 2008 7:21 pm ET
by I cannot breathe
well what one hopes for
in unity with the soul
mate is the end to this...

frus...tra..tion...
Haiku # 42646 November 22, 2008 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wanna be alex
delarges, would love to run
a clockwork lemon
Haiku # 42645 November 22, 2008 2:58 pm ET
by bs
the feelings of passion
are universal and shared
on some level by all
Haiku # 42644 November 22, 2008 2:56 pm ET
by bs
and why do you think
I mention henry miller
each time I see this...stuff
Haiku # 42643 November 22, 2008 2:21 pm ET
by bs
i'll come to your room
we can listen to sad songs
we'll cry and make love
Haiku # 42642 November 22, 2008 12:49 pm ET
by sf of a typical date for me
I never think to
leave my room unless someone
else offers reasons.
Haiku # 42641 November 22, 2008 4:57 am ET
by snail of isolation
two times two is five
and that is why i am not
working at NASA
Haiku # 42640 November 22, 2008 1:06 am ET
by jim of california
the wind gets bored too
the job at hand, comes easy
throws the leaf for fun
Haiku # 42639 November 21, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by whoooowheeeeeeeeee
want some hate in you
know a hard core gay biker
who likes to grunge fuck
Haiku # 42638 November 21, 2008 5:37 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
today i awoke
to find myself waiting for
yet another day
Haiku # 42637 November 21, 2008 5:35 pm ET
by vince
there's no hate in me
i am a warm, loving man
and i make you laugh
Haiku # 42636 November 21, 2008 4:13 pm ET
by sf of we complete each other
I'd wait forever
before choosing to settle
for someone hateful.
Haiku # 42635 November 21, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by snail of "been there, done that"
I can empathize
with sexual frustration,
but that's not the point.
Haiku # 42634 November 21, 2008 4:05 pm ET
by snail wants something meaningful
formerly for dates
on family trees and stuff
also known as SPLAT
Haiku # 42633 November 21, 2008 3:39 pm ET
by * the asterisk* ~ I like that word
the volume is stuck
on the organ that I have
story of my life
Haiku # 42632 November 21, 2008 3:36 pm ET
by ba dum bum *
i insert my yin
in your soft, velvety yang
sweat drips off my balls
Haiku # 42631 November 21, 2008 2:14 pm ET
by sf of worst haiku eva.
she's a christian
ok, she might teach you
something...
Haiku # 42630 November 21, 2008 1:03 pm ET
by bs
what I want is a bit
of silence from the society
that gossips so I
don't have to hear it
a slimy death grease
bearing talons claws of words
forgotten when gone
enemies focus on others
playing the same games
Haiku # 42629 November 21, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by bs
perfect purity
will be defiled by my touch
some women like that
Haiku # 42628 November 21, 2008 11:12 am ET
by sf of come on, you know want a bad boy
I reject darkness
without "fearing" it. Perfect
love casts out all fear.
Haiku # 42627 November 21, 2008 7:46 am ET
by snail clarifies
Write your address here
I will send you the money
Pychiatric help
Haiku # 42626 November 21, 2008 6:09 am ET
by You know who you are
What a way to win
the heart of one who wishes
to be pure and good!
Haiku # 42625 November 21, 2008 5:23 am ET
by God is not stupid, sf
fear not the dark side
out of the blackest soil grow
the prettiest plants
Haiku # 42624 November 21, 2008 12:27 am ET
by sf of even your stupid god needs his other half
I am no corpse now,
animated by the true
source of all that lives.
Haiku # 42623 November 20, 2008 11:59 pm ET
by snail
Perhaps you have to
nearly be a corpse to stop
the live decaying
Haiku # 42622 November 20, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by nombre
ah but are we dead
as living men or animated
does it take corpsehood?
Haiku # 42621 November 20, 2008 3:27 pm ET
by bs
death is everywhere
the animated corpses
will binge and decay
Haiku # 42620 November 20, 2008 3:16 pm ET
by sf
as the klingons and
I suspect the irish say
today is a good day to die
Haiku # 42619 November 20, 2008 2:53 pm ET
by bs
fantastic machine
and good times to say oh fuck
and more..way cool Skip
Haiku # 42618 November 20, 2008 11:49 am ET
by Vistitor of Skip s House of Chaos
unexpectant..high?
these claims are unexpected???
okay and like DUH!!!!!!
Haiku # 42617 November 20, 2008 11:32 am ET
by get a new line
Tried writing haiku.
Alas, unfortunately,
ran out of syllab...
Haiku # 42616 November 20, 2008 11:23 am ET
by Skip Tucker of Los Angeles, CA
Waves grab the vessel
An ice fringed sea awaits us
Companions again
Haiku # 42615 November 20, 2008 10:11 am ET
by duanec
what i'd like to see
a giant freakin' bonfire
on top of my desk
Haiku # 42614 November 20, 2008 10:11 am ET
by vince of that monday feeling
Unaffected, I
roll my eyes and continue
with my loneliness.
Haiku # 42613 November 20, 2008 4:34 am ET
by snail
Your hostility
pierces me more potently
than your words of love.
Haiku # 42612 November 20, 2008 4:31 am ET
by snail the pessimist
Sit back and read it!
You write with utter contempt
For yourselves and us!

Yet we read "Madness"
It
Haiku # 42611 November 20, 2008 4:17 am ET
by you know who I mean
get a diary
or use drugs and alcohol
self-distruct with grace
Haiku # 42610 November 19, 2008 11:04 pm ET
by sf of go with dignity
well, i am just that
sort of guy you know, that sort of
guy? it helps me focus

it helps get crap out
of my system or I too would
put a rope around my neck

if you don't care and
are that far gone man, it's not
my problem...get over yourself
Haiku # 42609 November 19, 2008 10:46 pm ET
by bs
eh, takes two to
tango, such as harsh words in
my experience critics

tend to go on and
on then when they drain one more
very academic vampires

Haiku # 42608 November 19, 2008 10:43 pm ET
by bs
do you speak english?
reading your crap makes me wish
i had down syndrome
Haiku # 42607 November 19, 2008 10:10 pm ET
by sf of stop boring up the place you wank
well, for starters i'm
a guy and henry miller
eh...complain in france???
Haiku # 42606 November 19, 2008 9:26 pm ET
by bs
And yet it is now
As it has been forever
Forever tuesday
Haiku # 42605 November 19, 2008 9:21 pm ET
by nombre
Enough in a row
I will become quite queer soon
Where is that woman?
Haiku # 42604 November 19, 2008 9:17 pm ET
by nombre
sleep with me, damn it!
it will be quick and painless
you won't feel a thing
Haiku # 42603 November 19, 2008 8:59 pm ET
by sf
among the ideals
we are all in the same boat
sorta full of holes...
Haiku # 42602 November 19, 2008 8:06 pm ET
by bs
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