Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

that's the best all week
i really do like those two
personality
Haiku # 42674, November 25, 2008 1:31 pm ET
by well they r fun
cough cough, sputter, gag
yes winter is here, out with wine
in with the flu meds
Haiku # 42673, November 25, 2008 10:04 am ET
by bs
she farts in the car
i pretend not to notice
but it turns me on
Haiku # 42672, November 25, 2008 12:59 am ET
by sf
restaurant at noon
somebody sneezes nearby
snot on my sandwich
Haiku # 42671, November 25, 2008 12:47 am ET
by jim of california
I wonder if some
folks on here as they write hit
themselves in the head

with their poetry...
bad syllable...BAD BAD!
I hate my syllable...AHHHH...cry
Haiku # 42670, November 24, 2008 10:46 pm ET
by bs of satan a vain creature hates laughter
whiskey transfusion
wild flower feels one with world
pressed close whispering
Haiku # 42669, November 24, 2008 7:57 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
aborted fetus
you are unloved, unwanted
a death mcnugget
Haiku # 42668, November 24, 2008 3:10 pm ET
by sf
That one made me laugh.
There should be more humorous
poetry on here.
Haiku # 42667, November 24, 2008 2:40 pm ET
by snail
I wonder what a
vogon haiku would sound like
floomph melodrumpries
Haiku # 42666, November 24, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by bs
Desire for all things
A woman a car a boat
A power syndrome
Haiku # 42665, November 24, 2008 3:09 am ET
by Tisme
breath of fire's flight
stomache out, coals kiss remains
the dragon has fucked
Haiku # 42664, November 24, 2008 2:34 am ET
by one for art s sake
turn down the ringing
that you have rung in my ears
shit..I'm not barkin'!!!
Haiku # 42663, November 24, 2008 2:30 am ET
by sparky
it refused to say
what I wanted it to mean
bad!!bad!! BAD!! haiku
Haiku # 42662, November 24, 2008 2:27 am ET
by 13tease
last but not least love
some say this and it means crap
you first babe..you said
Haiku # 42661, November 24, 2008 2:25 am ET
by so far..still here.. aches/pains glories nutcrackers
is it time for bed
my head aches my tummy turns
cause: sleepaway camp
Haiku # 42660, November 24, 2008 2:21 am ET
by return to..SIC MOVIE
mad about my flu
but i can only manage
one flaring nostril
Haiku # 42659, November 24, 2008 12:45 am ET
by jim of california
rusty balls again
better find some lubricant
i am iron man
Haiku # 42658, November 24, 2008 12:43 am ET
by jim of california
the sex is not quite
the end in itself but the
ends to a means, love
Haiku # 42657, November 23, 2008 3:10 pm ET
by bs
animal feelings
are comingled with the big brain
and out comes the crunk
Haiku # 42656, November 23, 2008 3:09 pm ET
by bs
committed to filth
she excretes upon my chest
i have found true love
Haiku # 42655, November 23, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by sf of the church of puking and crying
committed to filth
she excretes upon my chest
i have found true love
Haiku # 42654, November 23, 2008 2:36 pm ET
by sf of the church of puking and crying
having read Ash's
Sorry to lower the tone
With my "Base" last one
Haiku # 42653, November 23, 2008 7:35 am ET
by Tisme
Man worships woman
For her femininity
Sensuality

Not just for her looks
"For the giving of herself"
In body and mind
Haiku # 42652, November 23, 2008 7:31 am ET
by Tisme
call me converted
let me kneel at your altar
and eat your body
Haiku # 42651, November 23, 2008 6:15 am ET
by ash
I thought that sex was
a form of worship, at least
in symbolic ways.
Haiku # 42650, November 23, 2008 2:21 am ET
by snail
love's a paradox
the sacred and the profane
less worship, more sex
Haiku # 42649, November 23, 2008 2:13 am ET
by ash
don't constrict yourself
big women must be cherished
let it all hang out
Haiku # 42648, November 23, 2008 12:52 am ET
by sf of i want you to smother me
Strained movements, torture
girdle, I sold out to my
superficial fears.
Haiku # 42647, November 22, 2008 7:21 pm ET
by I cannot breathe
well what one hopes for
in unity with the soul
mate is the end to this...

frus...tra..tion...
Haiku # 42646, November 22, 2008 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wanna be alex
delarges, would love to run
a clockwork lemon
Haiku # 42645, November 22, 2008 2:58 pm ET
by bs
the feelings of passion
are universal and shared
on some level by all
Haiku # 42644, November 22, 2008 2:56 pm ET
by bs
and why do you think
I mention henry miller
each time I see this...stuff
Haiku # 42643, November 22, 2008 2:21 pm ET
by bs
i'll come to your room
we can listen to sad songs
we'll cry and make love
Haiku # 42642, November 22, 2008 12:49 pm ET
by sf of a typical date for me
I never think to
leave my room unless someone
else offers reasons.
Haiku # 42641, November 22, 2008 4:57 am ET
by snail of isolation
two times two is five
and that is why i am not
working at NASA
Haiku # 42640, November 22, 2008 1:06 am ET
by jim of california
the wind gets bored too
the job at hand, comes easy
throws the leaf for fun
Haiku # 42639, November 21, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by whoooowheeeeeeeeee
want some hate in you
know a hard core gay biker
who likes to grunge fuck
Haiku # 42638, November 21, 2008 5:37 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
today i awoke
to find myself waiting for
yet another day
Haiku # 42637, November 21, 2008 5:35 pm ET
by vince
there's no hate in me
i am a warm, loving man
and i make you laugh
Haiku # 42636, November 21, 2008 4:13 pm ET
by sf of we complete each other
I'd wait forever
before choosing to settle
for someone hateful.
Haiku # 42635, November 21, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by snail of "been there, done that"
I can empathize
with sexual frustration,
but that's not the point.
Haiku # 42634, November 21, 2008 4:05 pm ET
by snail wants something meaningful
formerly for dates
on family trees and stuff
also known as SPLAT
Haiku # 42633, November 21, 2008 3:39 pm ET
by * the asterisk* ~ I like that word
the volume is stuck
on the organ that I have
story of my life
Haiku # 42632, November 21, 2008 3:36 pm ET
by ba dum bum *
i insert my yin
in your soft, velvety yang
sweat drips off my balls
Haiku # 42631, November 21, 2008 2:14 pm ET
by sf of worst haiku eva.
she's a christian
ok, she might teach you
something...
Haiku # 42630, November 21, 2008 1:03 pm ET
by bs
what I want is a bit
of silence from the society
that gossips so I
don't have to hear it
a slimy death grease
bearing talons claws of words
forgotten when gone
enemies focus on others
playing the same games
Haiku # 42629, November 21, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by bs
perfect purity
will be defiled by my touch
some women like that
Haiku # 42628, November 21, 2008 11:12 am ET
by sf of come on, you know want a bad boy
I reject darkness
without "fearing" it. Perfect
love casts out all fear.
Haiku # 42627, November 21, 2008 7:46 am ET
by snail clarifies
Write your address here
I will send you the money
Pychiatric help
Haiku # 42626, November 21, 2008 6:09 am ET
by You know who you are
What a way to win
the heart of one who wishes
to be pure and good!
Haiku # 42625, November 21, 2008 5:23 am ET
by God is not stupid, sf
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