Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
he kicked it so hard
it flew up and then splattered
the ceiling was red
Haiku # 42782 December 8, 2008 11:12 pm ET
by applesauce
She handed him a
formless lump. He structured it,
then returned her heart.
Haiku # 42781 December 8, 2008 3:38 pm ET
by snail
reached deep down inside
grabbed a heart, boxed, and gift-wrapped
merry christmas dear
Haiku # 42780 December 8, 2008 10:57 am ET
by vince of all i have
If you die, then who
will be there for the fights and
awkward flirtations?
Haiku # 42779 December 8, 2008 1:09 am ET
by snail to sf
the pain never leaves
death is always calling me
goodbye forever
Haiku # 42778 December 8, 2008 12:07 am ET
by sf of forgive me
nothing to see here
time to pack up and move on
your future's calling
Haiku # 42777 December 7, 2008 10:32 pm ET
by ash
When my heart glows out,
it burns a hole through my skin
trying to touch you.
Haiku # 42776 December 7, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by snail
you can take a tour
see things you know nothing of .
just know you can't buy
Haiku # 42775 December 7, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by can t touch this..Muwahahaha
your drift was my dream
last night the oh sweetest thing
i would not have guessed
Haiku # 42774 December 7, 2008 11:31 am ET
by my dream kisses r way better than real life
unrequited love
fantasy's an empty hole
if you get my drift
Haiku # 42773 December 7, 2008 7:14 am ET
by ash
wise man consulted
he said..yes tell her the truth
and then he farted
Haiku # 42772 December 6, 2008 11:38 pm ET
by pubes-n-lighters
make old people cry
have them sing the garden song
shoot it makes me cry
Haiku # 42771 December 6, 2008 11:25 pm ET
by crossroads and pastor crushes..LOL
east meets west meets north
meets south, mad in all points on
our compass roses
Haiku # 42770 December 6, 2008 11:05 pm ET
by bs
this is what I want
gigglebeneeooochiecan
If I finish it...

hahahaha
Haiku # 42769 December 6, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by *wiggle wiggle poof*
Open me with those
haunted eyes. Come inside so
I can feel your light.
Haiku # 42768 December 6, 2008 2:19 pm ET
by snail
I would enter you
through a window in your heart,
creeping between worlds.
Haiku # 42767 December 6, 2008 2:17 pm ET
by snail
it becomes more of
a risk when one lives for one
other out of love or

what have you, not quite
out of need or hatred or
other emotions
Haiku # 42766 December 6, 2008 1:09 pm ET
by bs
I think I live in
or under a curse not to
know what to expect
Haiku # 42765 December 6, 2008 1:08 pm ET
by bs
with regrets in the
past, what lies in the future
but what lies ahead
Haiku # 42764 December 6, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by bs
I jammed this tune when..
a teen I was, my boyfriend
shut it the fuck off
LOL
Haiku # 42763 December 6, 2008 12:01 pm ET
by TIFFANY` COULD VE BEEN
some questions muse me
love love love love love love love
love without a face..

Haiku # 42762 December 6, 2008 12:00 pm ET
by r u reading me? c ya
uh huh i got it
i got caught doing the teach..
only in my dreams...
Haiku # 42761 December 6, 2008 11:57 am ET
by takes one to know one
I can't help it bro
i take great joy this moment
you should post kiss pics
xoxoxox
Haiku # 42760 December 6, 2008 11:54 am ET
by american rose..bwahahah
your paintings are great
Your writtings are wonderfull
You should be happy
Haiku # 42759 December 6, 2008 4:13 am ET
by Tisme of Snail
I only write here
because I lack the courage
in the other world.
Haiku # 42758 December 6, 2008 1:23 am ET
by snail
carry no regrets
the load is heavy enough
let yesterday go
Haiku # 42757 December 6, 2008 12:26 am ET
by ash
in a kitchen there's
little time to think of what
horrors life have when

the fucking souffle
or burger or fois or salad
or what have you is up
Haiku # 42756 December 5, 2008 8:42 pm ET
by bs
Stages of life

fill it in
learn the answer
earn the points
be successful

be successful
earn the points
learn the answer
fill it in
Haiku # 42755 December 5, 2008 4:01 pm ET
by nombre of not a haiku
And I would write her
so many awful haikus
Doesn't know the site.
Haiku # 42754 December 5, 2008 3:59 pm ET
by nombre
if one's will accepts
death then what can thou art art...
arf arf arf arf arf?
Haiku # 42753 December 5, 2008 2:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some are born lost and
take no pleasure in being
apparently found
Haiku # 42752 December 5, 2008 9:53 am ET
by vince
Embracing him feels
like the glowing light in an
Alex Grey painting.
Haiku # 42751 December 5, 2008 3:05 am ET
by snail (click for reference image)
i'm sorry for the
things i said five years ago
regret is a bitch
Haiku # 42750 December 5, 2008 2:03 am ET
by sf of ash, i like you
god forbid the same
i'd be 17 years dead
i'll count my blessings
Haiku # 42749 December 5, 2008 1:26 am ET
by ash
i'll die in four years
at the age of thirty three
just like jesus christ
Haiku # 42748 December 5, 2008 1:15 am ET
by sf of fate is fate
multifarious
but also the work of one
my name is Legion
Haiku # 42747 December 4, 2008 10:37 am ET
by sf
i'd settle for hate
at least now i affect you
mere smudge on your map
Haiku # 42746 December 4, 2008 9:41 am ET
by vince
wake resincaster
and unrepititiously
propel conveyance
Haiku # 42745 December 4, 2008 12:26 am ET
by Richard Eldon Barber of Morgan Hill, CA
I read dirty things
haikus this week are unclean.
Why? why such bad prose?
Haiku # 42744 December 3, 2008 8:30 pm ET
by nombre
Who are you really?
You play so many roles here
that I never know.
Haiku # 42743 December 3, 2008 4:49 pm ET
by snail
no need to be shy
i want to be degraded
you'll cum till it hurts
Haiku # 42742 December 3, 2008 3:49 pm ET
by sf
it matters not to me
if you cook bad spaghetti
for you, i'd eat thrash
Haiku # 42741 December 3, 2008 3:25 pm ET
by vince of dedication (again?)
it matters not to me
if you cook bad spaghetti
for you i
Haiku # 42740 December 3, 2008 3:24 pm ET
by vince of dedication
I, too, imagine
submitting beneath something
strong and masculine.
Haiku # 42739 December 3, 2008 3:05 pm ET
by ...but I am a girl
some things rule lives as
gods and they return nothing
except large bar tabs
Haiku # 42738 December 3, 2008 2:27 pm ET
by bs
about haiku, quick
short statement fleeting about
some sort of short theme
Haiku # 42737 December 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
about haiku, quick
short statement fleeting about
some sort of short theme
Haiku # 42736 December 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
i've thought about it
another man crushing me
with his warm, brute strength
Haiku # 42735 December 3, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by sf of prison fantasies
It's not so much a
surprise, but disappointing
that I still want him.

What they say about
"the good ones" shouldn't be true.
Maybe he's just bi.
Haiku # 42734 December 3, 2008 11:43 am ET
by snail
so the muso's gay
can't say that we're surprised here
the signals were there
Haiku # 42733 December 3, 2008 4:29 am ET
by ash