Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 320 Days and 77292 Haiku later...

nothing to see here
time to pack up and move on
your future's calling
Haiku # 42777, December 7, 2008 10:32 pm ET
by ash
When my heart glows out,
it burns a hole through my skin
trying to touch you.
Haiku # 42776, December 7, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by snail
you can take a tour
see things you know nothing of .
just know you can't buy
Haiku # 42775, December 7, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by can t touch this..Muwahahaha
your drift was my dream
last night the oh sweetest thing
i would not have guessed
Haiku # 42774, December 7, 2008 11:31 am ET
by my dream kisses r way better than real life
unrequited love
fantasy's an empty hole
if you get my drift
Haiku # 42773, December 7, 2008 7:14 am ET
by ash
wise man consulted
he said..yes tell her the truth
and then he farted
Haiku # 42772, December 6, 2008 11:38 pm ET
by pubes-n-lighters
make old people cry
have them sing the garden song
shoot it makes me cry
Haiku # 42771, December 6, 2008 11:25 pm ET
by crossroads and pastor crushes..LOL
east meets west meets north
meets south, mad in all points on
our compass roses
Haiku # 42770, December 6, 2008 11:05 pm ET
by bs
this is what I want
gigglebeneeooochiecan
If I finish it...

hahahaha
Haiku # 42769, December 6, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by *wiggle wiggle poof*
Open me with those
haunted eyes. Come inside so
I can feel your light.
Haiku # 42768, December 6, 2008 2:19 pm ET
by snail
I would enter you
through a window in your heart,
creeping between worlds.
Haiku # 42767, December 6, 2008 2:17 pm ET
by snail
it becomes more of
a risk when one lives for one
other out of love or

what have you, not quite
out of need or hatred or
other emotions
Haiku # 42766, December 6, 2008 1:09 pm ET
by bs
I think I live in
or under a curse not to
know what to expect
Haiku # 42765, December 6, 2008 1:08 pm ET
by bs
with regrets in the
past, what lies in the future
but what lies ahead
Haiku # 42764, December 6, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by bs
I jammed this tune when..
a teen I was, my boyfriend
shut it the fuck off
LOL
Haiku # 42763, December 6, 2008 12:01 pm ET
by TIFFANY` COULD VE BEEN
some questions muse me
love love love love love love love
love without a face..

Haiku # 42762, December 6, 2008 12:00 pm ET
by r u reading me? c ya
uh huh i got it
i got caught doing the teach..
only in my dreams...
Haiku # 42761, December 6, 2008 11:57 am ET
by takes one to know one
I can't help it bro
i take great joy this moment
you should post kiss pics
xoxoxox
Haiku # 42760, December 6, 2008 11:54 am ET
by american rose..bwahahah
your paintings are great
Your writtings are wonderfull
You should be happy
Haiku # 42759, December 6, 2008 4:13 am ET
by Tisme of Snail
I only write here
because I lack the courage
in the other world.
Haiku # 42758, December 6, 2008 1:23 am ET
by snail
carry no regrets
the load is heavy enough
let yesterday go
Haiku # 42757, December 6, 2008 12:26 am ET
by ash
in a kitchen there's
little time to think of what
horrors life have when

the fucking souffle
or burger or fois or salad
or what have you is up
Haiku # 42756, December 5, 2008 8:42 pm ET
by bs
Stages of life

fill it in
learn the answer
earn the points
be successful

be successful
earn the points
learn the answer
fill it in
Haiku # 42755, December 5, 2008 4:01 pm ET
by nombre of not a haiku
And I would write her
so many awful haikus
Doesn't know the site.
Haiku # 42754, December 5, 2008 3:59 pm ET
by nombre
if one's will accepts
death then what can thou art art...
arf arf arf arf arf?
Haiku # 42753, December 5, 2008 2:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some are born lost and
take no pleasure in being
apparently found
Haiku # 42752, December 5, 2008 9:53 am ET
by vince
Embracing him feels
like the glowing light in an
Alex Grey painting.
Haiku # 42751, December 5, 2008 3:05 am ET
by snail (click for reference image)
i'm sorry for the
things i said five years ago
regret is a bitch
Haiku # 42750, December 5, 2008 2:03 am ET
by sf of ash, i like you
god forbid the same
i'd be 17 years dead
i'll count my blessings
Haiku # 42749, December 5, 2008 1:26 am ET
by ash
i'll die in four years
at the age of thirty three
just like jesus christ
Haiku # 42748, December 5, 2008 1:15 am ET
by sf of fate is fate
multifarious
but also the work of one
my name is Legion
Haiku # 42747, December 4, 2008 10:37 am ET
by sf
i'd settle for hate
at least now i affect you
mere smudge on your map
Haiku # 42746, December 4, 2008 9:41 am ET
by vince
wake resincaster
and unrepititiously
propel conveyance
Haiku # 42745, December 4, 2008 12:26 am ET
by Richard Eldon Barber of Morgan Hill, CA
I read dirty things
haikus this week are unclean.
Why? why such bad prose?
Haiku # 42744, December 3, 2008 8:30 pm ET
by nombre
Who are you really?
You play so many roles here
that I never know.
Haiku # 42743, December 3, 2008 4:49 pm ET
by snail
no need to be shy
i want to be degraded
you'll cum till it hurts
Haiku # 42742, December 3, 2008 3:49 pm ET
by sf
it matters not to me
if you cook bad spaghetti
for you, i'd eat thrash
Haiku # 42741, December 3, 2008 3:25 pm ET
by vince of dedication (again?)
it matters not to me
if you cook bad spaghetti
for you i
Haiku # 42740, December 3, 2008 3:24 pm ET
by vince of dedication
I, too, imagine
submitting beneath something
strong and masculine.
Haiku # 42739, December 3, 2008 3:05 pm ET
by ...but I am a girl
some things rule lives as
gods and they return nothing
except large bar tabs
Haiku # 42738, December 3, 2008 2:27 pm ET
by bs
about haiku, quick
short statement fleeting about
some sort of short theme
Haiku # 42737, December 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
about haiku, quick
short statement fleeting about
some sort of short theme
Haiku # 42736, December 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
i've thought about it
another man crushing me
with his warm, brute strength
Haiku # 42735, December 3, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by sf of prison fantasies
It's not so much a
surprise, but disappointing
that I still want him.

What they say about
"the good ones" shouldn't be true.
Maybe he's just bi.
Haiku # 42734, December 3, 2008 11:43 am ET
by snail
so the muso's gay
can't say that we're surprised here
the signals were there
Haiku # 42733, December 3, 2008 4:29 am ET
by ash
hippo on water
no no he's not magical
he's wearing swimmies
Haiku # 42732, December 3, 2008 1:09 am ET
by amanda lepore s number 1 fan
to touch and to be
frothing at the mouth of next
but, it never comes
Haiku # 42731, December 3, 2008 1:05 am ET
by perky pre period breasts
slaughter of your soul
i'm a drunk motherfucker
no world but this one
Haiku # 42730, December 2, 2008 10:30 pm ET
by sf
I can picture him
having sex with men, but not
with random strangers!
Haiku # 42729, December 2, 2008 6:44 pm ET
by snail is shocked by half of the confession
i kneel before you
my tongue darting and probing
the blackest of holes
Haiku # 42728, December 2, 2008 6:08 pm ET
by sf
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