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I agree with snail
But a twat is still a twat
There for all to see
Haiku # 42821, December 16, 2008 6:22 am ET
by Tisme of How are you?
To be prejudiced
All one has to have "No life"
"No experience"

Haiku # 42820, December 16, 2008 6:16 am ET
by Tisme of Moo
I think stating things
kindly is more important
than bold, tactless truth.
Haiku # 42819, December 16, 2008 3:05 am ET
by snail is frequently hurt by that school of thought
I come from a school
of thought of "say it like you
think it is even

if it offends others"
I know others don't think this
way, so, let them be
Haiku # 42818, December 16, 2008 12:46 am ET
by bs
some people think
that other people's lives are
much more exciting
Haiku # 42817, December 15, 2008 2:32 pm ET
by bs
brief dependency
transient autonomy
and then you grow up
Haiku # 42816, December 15, 2008 5:59 am ET
by ash
Now that I'm thirty
maybe my friends won't think of
me as the baby.
Haiku # 42815, December 15, 2008 3:09 am ET
by snail
"Quotation is a
serviceable substitute for
wit."
Oscar Wilde
Haiku # 42814, December 14, 2008 9:49 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
if the messiah
is big j Himself, He will
hear your a talkin;

and he also be a
doin' as we a step thus grace
with us, some a walkin'
Haiku # 42813, December 14, 2008 7:05 pm ET
by bs
I was told I was
impure and evil by those
who might just be the

same shadows twisted
logs in the eyes, knotted, grown
this tree grows from hell
Haiku # 42812, December 14, 2008 4:34 pm ET
by bs
I got a girl passed
with something in her head I
want gone from her a

cancer, removed by
the will of God, there's so much
you can only do

on line
Haiku # 42811, December 14, 2008 4:33 pm ET
by bs
I may not like him,
but I would probably miss
him if he were dead.
Haiku # 42810, December 14, 2008 3:32 pm ET
by snail wonders about sf
pokes for sf and
wonders if it is concern
or masochism
Haiku # 42809, December 14, 2008 1:03 pm ET
by bs
People who say that
are jealous of those who have
their money and youth
Haiku # 42808, December 14, 2008 11:17 am ET
by nombre
oh look, eurotrash
must be so cool to be you
you're the awesomest
Haiku # 42807, December 13, 2008 9:01 pm ET
by moo
Just got back. Whole week!
Tango in Barcelona
Such a high level
Haiku # 42806, December 13, 2008 4:37 am ET
by Tisme
Mother says it's best
to leave one candle burning
when you blow them out.
Haiku # 42805, December 13, 2008 2:11 am ET
by snail
I have just one wish
I wish I knew it was true
Not another lie.
Haiku # 42804, December 12, 2008 9:31 pm ET
by Anonymous of unhopeful
I have just one wish
I wish I knew it was true
Not another lie.
Haiku # 42803, December 12, 2008 9:31 pm ET
by Anonymous of unhopeful
blablablablabla
blablablooblableeblooI
despise christmas songs
Haiku # 42802, December 12, 2008 8:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
people, what are these
people, they're people so this
is why I scare me...

I'm people
Haiku # 42801, December 12, 2008 1:27 pm ET
by bs
loneliness sets in
checking e-mails yet again
none in the Inbox
Haiku # 42800, December 12, 2008 11:00 am ET
by vince
Silky clouds on sea,
Sailing into crepuscule
To hide from darkness.
Haiku # 42799, December 12, 2008 3:48 am ET
by tri tran(poetri) of california
I feel a pressure
It boils inside of me now.
Oops. Guess it was gas.
Haiku # 42798, December 11, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dog hairs in my juice
floating down onto my eggs
shaggy dog lives here
Haiku # 42797, December 11, 2008 3:35 pm ET
by Geri H of Colorado
admissions are all
too often shocking but in
the end no surprise
Haiku # 42796, December 10, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by gen
Gov Blagojevich
Arrested for corruption
How dumb can you get?
Haiku # 42795, December 10, 2008 4:26 am ET
by chopmeat of middle class America
Inside planet Earth,
Heat like a rising balloon,
Slow, evaprates.
Haiku # 42794, December 9, 2008 10:41 pm ET
by tri tran of california
Apocalypse!
The Earth trembles as it wanes
On a boiling night.
Haiku # 42793, December 9, 2008 10:36 pm ET
by tri tran of california
apologies drowned
in ecstacy of she who
would recieve. timing.
Haiku # 42792, December 9, 2008 6:20 pm ET
by nombre
I think I just want
a damned martini and leave
it just to that length
Haiku # 42791, December 9, 2008 2:52 pm ET
by gen
that did nothing good
so I have to say sorry
and then go vomit
Haiku # 42790, December 9, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by what a waste of time
up up and away
the little chicky got some
air under those wings
Haiku # 42789, December 9, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by never look back
interesting though
I see..I see as perfect
as should stay that way
Haiku # 42788, December 9, 2008 12:07 pm ET
by cruisin
you use women for
basic blanket protection
she takes shots for you
Haiku # 42787, December 9, 2008 11:53 am ET
by PUSSY
when you typed those words
you felt a twinge in your loins
you- thinking of me
Haiku # 42786, December 9, 2008 11:49 am ET
by american rose
I do like this one
it has a certain comfort
a perfect sweet fit
Haiku # 42785, December 9, 2008 11:42 am ET
by scuzzy
ya know sometimes words:
the gift of them is your heart
how they make you dance
Haiku # 42784, December 9, 2008 11:39 am ET
by perception is......YOUR OWN VIEW
then he dressed a doll
into the likeness of me
I thought it funny
Haiku # 42783, December 9, 2008 11:37 am ET
by worms of babylon
he kicked it so hard
it flew up and then splattered
the ceiling was red
Haiku # 42782, December 8, 2008 11:12 pm ET
by applesauce
She handed him a
formless lump. He structured it,
then returned her heart.
Haiku # 42781, December 8, 2008 3:38 pm ET
by snail
reached deep down inside
grabbed a heart, boxed, and gift-wrapped
merry christmas dear
Haiku # 42780, December 8, 2008 10:57 am ET
by vince of all i have
If you die, then who
will be there for the fights and
awkward flirtations?
Haiku # 42779, December 8, 2008 1:09 am ET
by snail to sf
the pain never leaves
death is always calling me
goodbye forever
Haiku # 42778, December 8, 2008 12:07 am ET
by sf of forgive me
nothing to see here
time to pack up and move on
your future's calling
Haiku # 42777, December 7, 2008 10:32 pm ET
by ash
When my heart glows out,
it burns a hole through my skin
trying to touch you.
Haiku # 42776, December 7, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by snail
you can take a tour
see things you know nothing of .
just know you can't buy
Haiku # 42775, December 7, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by can t touch this..Muwahahaha
your drift was my dream
last night the oh sweetest thing
i would not have guessed
Haiku # 42774, December 7, 2008 11:31 am ET
by my dream kisses r way better than real life
unrequited love
fantasy's an empty hole
if you get my drift
Haiku # 42773, December 7, 2008 7:14 am ET
by ash
wise man consulted
he said..yes tell her the truth
and then he farted
Haiku # 42772, December 6, 2008 11:38 pm ET
by pubes-n-lighters
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