once i laughed so hard
that even banging my head
didn't bother me
by tales os rockin bored housewife
sexually so hot
girls all want his high gayness
a penny for his
by freddie..wtf..what say you
mad children tellin
hoping punishment is next
mom kisses and walks
by love you kiddos..xox
mounds of brown and green
coldened white peaks off ahead
below haze city
by mkain up me own words now
big hairy beast dog
dirt balls formed on his belly
a wash he shall take
by and then well get muddy tomorrow
the shark was pissed off
his ass squished in too tightly
one shit was all it.......
by Aquarium
so tell me dear boy
what of the texture and taste
have a dirt sandwITCH
by graves
There is no fighting
Against my superior
Intellect, buddy
by moo of top of the food chain
okay moo...yeah yeah
you and my 2 yr old will
have to fight it out
by casue he says the same thing
No, I'm the shepherd
You are weak willed sheep people
You do as I say
by moo of jesus was a capitalist
you're part of the herd
no escape you're a piece too
particles of us
by god is an energy ball..happy new year
Do not pity me
Pity is for the God sheep
Go run with the herd
by moo of real men stand alone
No admirers
It's a hollow victory
Surrounded by "Things"
Sorry you're so unhappy Moo
by Anonymous Poet
it's another day
the start of another year
yet the same old me
by ash
BS looks forward
To another miserable
Shit-filled year, hooray!
by moo of your pain brings me joy
she's a win win, hap-
py new year, old angst wine and
the bar is open
by bs
heh heh...what about
win win like the new years cuz
like sr covey say
it relies.......on...
princi...ples...
by bs
celebrate this time
letting go of the past days
to a new moment
by Simply Put: Happy New Year
I gather my toys
Symbols of my victories
Greed is always good
by moo of my god is tangible
torn up tumbleweed
rubber wheels trample and smash
it longs for the fields..
by little highway covering the prairie
There's no good or bad
There's only wins and losses
And I win a lot
by moo
Exploit the poor and
Their toil shall enrich you
All in a day's work
by moo
through the fog of
the unheated winter more
mud than snow, fight on
by bs
ears on the handset
endless umbilical line
your voice is missing
by vince
then the record stopped
for love, what of the meaning
oh your just jokin
by cards
Someone taught me shame,
but we can unlearn it all
together, my love.
by snail
crystal licks lollies
she said it takes about ten
licks to the center
by pickle head
Bubba makes cheap cars.
Dick Shelby sings bad haiku.
We hold our noses.
by Labor Poet of Not Dixie
there's a higher cause
and people often think that
they are Kings but are
otherwise...these are
my last words to you, nothing
deep or, practical
by bs
now it's official
registered to own a gun
what were they thinking?
by don;t worry I only pack pink mace
I am an evil "she"
well I have done containing
my fine mystery
by evil woman and why she goes to church
that girl was so pissed
jealousy was obvious
as she smacked red lips
by i feel sad for her
whatever you want..
human nuture implies things
driven from your thoughts
by what s that supposed to mean
barracuda hook
shiny objects are just trickxxx
the sea gull ate it
by poor wittle birdie
mermaid to captain
heed the storm coming this way
the waves are quite large
by jude
'Bama and Shelby,
like a pile of bad haiku.
I step carefully.
by Willy the Welder of Michigan
go fark yourself for
nothing i say is worth the
blather of net sheep
by bs
another second
math and science equations
more time for nature
by I say we add five..just for fun
and besides ya know..
it is the sidekick that is
a serious TWIT
by my new character is going to be really sic
yoogi and booboo
now why are you offended???
you have a sidekick?
by AHAHAHAHAHAH.. chocolate cake out my nose~
someone is sucking
on someone's duck? well all things
considered, the net...
shrugs
by bs
Run away with me
and we can become nudists
in the wilderness.
by snail
go ffffpt yourself with
your angry haiku, designed
to provoke response...
such are the groping wars
of insecure overcompetitive
frankensteins, total strangers probably sitting
at home living off the state
by bs
most annoying twit
totally and completely
kill your side kick dude
by the shows new dude needs to stop suckin your dck..it is sad
I will bring you here
and press you to my bosom
until you can't breathe.
by snail
I saw a lot of lights
last night in the sky and on
the trees and realized
the darkness with no
lights, if all was light then we
would not dig the light
eh...it's a bad haiku...
it's not even a haiku
by bs
I get so close to~
then my stomach turns and I
don't.. I am afraid
by looking at the ads
thunk, some say those words
in code and mean something else
or are right on spot
by bs
there is a safe place
where my wings set forth to fly
yes..thank you Jesus
by if it offends you..pretend you dont see it.
heh heh heh...ah no...
she said I am the worst man
in the world she of
course is a lesbo
with anger management harms
and no self willford...
by bs
