barracuda hook
shiny objects are just trickxxx
the sea gull ate it

mermaid to captain
heed the storm coming this way
the waves are quite large

'Bama and Shelby,
like a pile of bad haiku.
I step carefully.

go fark yourself for
nothing i say is worth the
blather of net sheep

another second
math and science equations
more time for nature

and besides ya know..
it is the sidekick that is
a serious TWIT

yoogi and booboo
now why are you offended???
you have a sidekick?

someone is sucking
on someone's duck? well all things
considered, the net...

shrugs

Run away with me
and we can become nudists
in the wilderness.

go ffffpt yourself with
your angry haiku, designed
to provoke response...

such are the groping wars
of insecure overcompetitive
frankensteins, total strangers probably sitting
at home living off the state

most annoying twit
totally and completely
kill your side kick dude

I will bring you here
and press you to my bosom
until you can't breathe.

I saw a lot of lights
last night in the sky and on
the trees and realized

the darkness with no
lights, if all was light then we
would not dig the light

eh...it's a bad haiku...
it's not even a haiku

I get so close to~
then my stomach turns and I
don't.. I am afraid

thunk, some say those words
in code and mean something else
or are right on spot

there is a safe place
where my wings set forth to fly
yes..thank you Jesus

heh heh heh...ah no...
she said I am the worst man
in the world she of

course is a lesbo
with anger management harms
and no self willford...

we have a winner
of all the haikus thus far
that one makes me think

resentment was gen
x and gen x got dumb along
the way, lost track some

Sorry. Your style's close
Deep thoughtfull inteligent
Thought you were dee plee

we might squander our
days living in mistakes and
waking up with pigs

well that's a kind thought
but some aren't so kind because
they worship class, cash

no I'm not your fab
Dee Plee is who you wish for?
no.. that is not me..

some guy told me here
I was worthless but here I am
still writing haiku things

Hi. fabulosa is that you?
Have you found a need to write?
I have missed you so

love must be sincere
where is your social research
mine is in your church

well, whatever happens
it's a wonder why it does but
the world keeps spinning

old stevie wondered you know

Thanks. We have both been
praying for things to work out
if it is God's will.

what we wear on the
surface doesn't show the whole
picture of the soul

good luck to you snail
may it be for real in the
new year, go with God

footsteps on the ground
in the evening stumbles
from a few bock beers

risks for nothing bears
fruits to fibers consequence
mockery and grind

in the news madmen
bear the fruits when joy should be
the state of the norm

old school hipsters with
the tragedy of the lost
frozen in book times

He thinks I may be
his soulmate. From what I've seen,
the boy may be right.

Oh cheesus I'm sorry
I have not been a good girl
My ass is unwashed

I can fight and win
against clouds
but with an eclipse
hopes destroyed

12 years
42 days
I've waited

new moon
new night
still waited

come out
return
I can wait no longer

red water
cloudy waves
who knows?

there we are
there he is
come back

he knows
you know
so tell me

waves crashing
thunder clapping
rain falling

blue sky
fly high
rainbow bloom

return home
back again
no game

in fact I truly
am a loser and he is better
at everything, and

I deserve to do
this and that and snicker
and sound danged silly

i agree, but pride is
weakness magnified to
sit on a couch and

say get me another
beer...to lie, cheat steal...
child of the devil

so what if you're right?
I shouldn't do this, what then is
the answer provided?

tell me...

I have had a whole
parade of cowards that were
a distraction from...

I would like to see
such people face to face and
I'll bet I do at

times... the stinger keeps
going...keeps stinging, till the cow
is a victim of it's own charge

my purpose is to
keep fighting and then wait for
a tormentor to

end up on the obit
page, with a caption that says
who they were and what

those who grow up might
fare a bit better in the long
run...keep fighting

so when one gains true
dominance over the self
then he is not blind

criminal minds like
to control everyone and
blame everyone for

their own failures in
life, and then control others
to forget their own

M. Scott Peck's People of the Lie, behind the bluster, there is great fear, and great self hatred

my purpose in life
is my own to consume those
who challenge me in

internet forums
what I should and should not do
beware telling those

you try to push, down
intimidate for your plans
and Satan's will flop up

moving the candle
from this room to another
the moths are confused

Hey moo

Yet one more failure
Dominance over "What"? "Who"?
You must be simple?

"In the Head"