Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
through the fog of
the unheated winter more
mud than snow, fight on
Haiku # 43162 December 30, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by bs
ears on the handset
endless umbilical line
your voice is missing
Haiku # 43161 December 30, 2008 10:00 am ET
by vince
then the record stopped
for love, what of the meaning
oh your just jokin
Haiku # 43160 December 29, 2008 10:13 pm ET
by cards
Someone taught me shame,
but we can unlearn it all
together, my love.
Haiku # 43159 December 29, 2008 9:41 pm ET
by snail
crystal licks lollies
she said it takes about ten
licks to the center
Haiku # 43158 December 29, 2008 9:25 pm ET
by pickle head
Bubba makes cheap cars.
Dick Shelby sings bad haiku.
We hold our noses.
Haiku # 43157 December 29, 2008 9:01 pm ET
by Labor Poet of Not Dixie
there's a higher cause
and people often think that
they are Kings but are

otherwise...these are
my last words to you, nothing
deep or, practical
Haiku # 43156 December 29, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by bs
now it's official
registered to own a gun
what were they thinking?
Haiku # 43155 December 29, 2008 8:45 pm ET
by don;t worry I only pack pink mace
I am an evil "she"
well I have done containing
my fine mystery
Haiku # 43154 December 29, 2008 8:42 pm ET
by evil woman and why she goes to church
that girl was so pissed
jealousy was obvious
as she smacked red lips
Haiku # 43153 December 29, 2008 8:39 pm ET
by i feel sad for her
whatever you want..
human nuture implies things
driven from your thoughts
Haiku # 43152 December 29, 2008 8:38 pm ET
by what s that supposed to mean
barracuda hook
shiny objects are just trickxxx
the sea gull ate it
Haiku # 43151 December 29, 2008 8:35 pm ET
by poor wittle birdie
mermaid to captain
heed the storm coming this way
the waves are quite large
Haiku # 43150 December 29, 2008 8:33 pm ET
by jude
'Bama and Shelby,
like a pile of bad haiku.
I step carefully.
Haiku # 43149 December 29, 2008 8:32 pm ET
by Willy the Welder of Michigan
go fark yourself for
nothing i say is worth the
blather of net sheep
Haiku # 43148 December 29, 2008 7:47 pm ET
by bs
another second
math and science equations
more time for nature

Haiku # 43147 December 29, 2008 6:26 pm ET
by I say we add five..just for fun
and besides ya know..
it is the sidekick that is
a serious TWIT
Haiku # 43146 December 29, 2008 4:34 pm ET
by my new character is going to be really sic
yoogi and booboo
now why are you offended???
you have a sidekick?
Haiku # 43145 December 29, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by AHAHAHAHAHAH.. chocolate cake out my nose~
someone is sucking
on someone's duck? well all things
considered, the net...

shrugs
Haiku # 43144 December 29, 2008 4:18 pm ET
by bs
Run away with me
and we can become nudists
in the wilderness.
Haiku # 43143 December 29, 2008 4:17 pm ET
by snail
go ffffpt yourself with
your angry haiku, designed
to provoke response...

such are the groping wars
of insecure overcompetitive
frankensteins, total strangers probably sitting
at home living off the state
Haiku # 43142 December 29, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by bs
most annoying twit
totally and completely
kill your side kick dude
Haiku # 43141 December 29, 2008 4:01 pm ET
by the shows new dude needs to stop suckin your dck..it is sad
I will bring you here
and press you to my bosom
until you can't breathe.
Haiku # 43140 December 29, 2008 3:09 pm ET
by snail
I saw a lot of lights
last night in the sky and on
the trees and realized

the darkness with no
lights, if all was light then we
would not dig the light

eh...it's a bad haiku...
it's not even a haiku
Haiku # 43139 December 29, 2008 11:10 am ET
by bs
I get so close to~
then my stomach turns and I
don't.. I am afraid
Haiku # 43138 December 28, 2008 8:46 pm ET
by looking at the ads
thunk, some say those words
in code and mean something else
or are right on spot
Haiku # 43137 December 28, 2008 8:26 pm ET
by bs
there is a safe place
where my wings set forth to fly
yes..thank you Jesus
Haiku # 43136 December 28, 2008 8:17 pm ET
by if it offends you..pretend you dont see it.
heh heh heh...ah no...
she said I am the worst man
in the world she of

course is a lesbo
with anger management harms
and no self willford...
Haiku # 43135 December 28, 2008 6:36 pm ET
by bs
we have a winner
of all the haikus thus far
that one makes me think
Haiku # 43134 December 28, 2008 3:47 pm ET
by oh..really
resentment was gen
x and gen x got dumb along
the way, lost track some
Haiku # 43133 December 28, 2008 1:04 pm ET
by bs
Sorry. Your style's close
Deep thoughtfull inteligent
Thought you were dee plee
Haiku # 43132 December 28, 2008 10:42 am ET
by William
we might squander our
days living in mistakes and
waking up with pigs

Haiku # 43130 December 27, 2008 11:24 pm ET
by bs
well that's a kind thought
but some aren't so kind because
they worship class, cash
Haiku # 43129 December 27, 2008 1:51 pm ET
by bs
no I'm not your fab
Dee Plee is who you wish for?
no.. that is not me..

Haiku # 43128 December 27, 2008 1:32 pm ET
by upi two are a delight to read though
some guy told me here
I was worthless but here I am
still writing haiku things
Haiku # 43127 December 27, 2008 1:05 pm ET
by bs
Hi. fabulosa is that you?
Have you found a need to write?
I have missed you so
Haiku # 43126 December 27, 2008 7:28 am ET
by William
love must be sincere
where is your social research
mine is in your church
Haiku # 43125 December 27, 2008 2:43 am ET
by william you are wonderful
well, whatever happens
it's a wonder why it does but
the world keeps spinning

old stevie wondered you know
Haiku # 43124 December 26, 2008 10:47 pm ET
by bs
Thanks. We have both been
praying for things to work out
if it is God's will.
Haiku # 43123 December 26, 2008 4:15 pm ET
by snail
what we wear on the
surface doesn't show the whole
picture of the soul
Haiku # 43122 December 26, 2008 2:30 pm ET
by bs
good luck to you snail
may it be for real in the
new year, go with God
Haiku # 43121 December 26, 2008 2:23 pm ET
by bs
footsteps on the ground
in the evening stumbles
from a few bock beers
Haiku # 43120 December 26, 2008 2:21 pm ET
by bs
risks for nothing bears
fruits to fibers consequence
mockery and grind
Haiku # 43119 December 26, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by bs
in the news madmen
bear the fruits when joy should be
the state of the norm
Haiku # 43118 December 26, 2008 1:44 pm ET
by bs
old school hipsters with
the tragedy of the lost
frozen in book times
Haiku # 43117 December 26, 2008 1:43 pm ET
by bs
He thinks I may be
his soulmate. From what I've seen,
the boy may be right.
Haiku # 43116 December 26, 2008 3:02 am ET
by snail
Oh cheesus I'm sorry
I have not been a good girl
My ass is unwashed
Haiku # 43115 December 25, 2008 6:41 am ET
by cheesusluvva of moomoo
I can fight and win
against clouds
but with an eclipse
hopes destroyed
Haiku # 43114 December 24, 2008 11:15 pm ET
by Cracker Jack of NYC
12 years
42 days
I've waited

new moon
new night
still waited

come out
return
I can wait no longer
Haiku # 43113 December 24, 2008 11:10 pm ET
by Lynnie of Hell
red water
cloudy waves
who knows?

there we are
there he is
come back

he knows
you know
so tell me
Haiku # 43112 December 24, 2008 11:07 pm ET
by Lynnie of Hell
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