Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
renege on old ways
the future is calling out
whatever you choose
Haiku # 43212 January 3, 2009 2:03 am ET
by ash
I love this music
and open myself to take
in more of the sound.
Haiku # 43211 January 2, 2009 9:16 pm ET
by snail says to click here
oh my that was sweet
some things are unexpected
I'm "almost" surprised
Haiku # 43210 January 2, 2009 8:23 pm ET
by 8675309..
it is a long on
going thread of a travail
unravelling before my eyes
Haiku # 43209 January 2, 2009 5:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heh, i enjoy his
mind and his ideas for he
is quite entertaining
Haiku # 43208 January 2, 2009 5:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Without Jim Cramer's
Prodding for me to buy stocks
I would be nothing
Haiku # 43207 January 2, 2009 5:13 pm ET
by moo of buy! buy! buy!
so what of jim
the j to the cramer and
what he says to you
Haiku # 43206 January 2, 2009 4:57 pm ET
by bs
I wonder when bizz
becomes a pleasure and not
the pressure to throw

thyself off the tower
Haiku # 43205 January 2, 2009 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Love your enemies"--
All I have are enemies
The law of business

Haiku # 43204 January 2, 2009 4:43 pm ET
by moo
well encouragement
is in the eye of the beholder
tactless and fruitless
Haiku # 43203 January 2, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wonderful, I like
darkness, hate, enemies...
makes my day you know

cheesy movies and a bit
of the old laxative the dead
idols of the rolex
Haiku # 43202 January 2, 2009 4:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey, you wanna stop
the eye of the tiger, in
the other room there's a

ghost
Haiku # 43201 January 2, 2009 4:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no kidding, not only
that, but the beauty of
urine and bile
Haiku # 43200 January 2, 2009 4:30 pm ET
by bs
Today is awful
Darkness, enemies, and hate
And also some death
Haiku # 43199 January 2, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by moo
beautiful today
sunshine, brisk air friends and love
some silliness too
Haiku # 43198 January 2, 2009 3:32 pm ET
by another dirty dog day
when the bread rises
you will punch it down again
it is just the yeast
Haiku # 43197 January 2, 2009 3:30 pm ET
by and you thought it was you
Please don't speak for God
You don't know his will but that
Never stops you folks
Haiku # 43196 January 2, 2009 2:28 pm ET
by moo
gnawing the raw meat
chunks ripped and torn in hunger
a low growl warns u
Haiku # 43195 January 2, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by burdens of beasts
it shall come to pass
that whosoever calls my name
will call me ..as such xoxox
Haiku # 43194 January 2, 2009 2:21 pm ET
by stupid bible whore
But that is the point--
I accumulate my toys
BECAUSE I will die
Haiku # 43193 January 2, 2009 1:35 pm ET
by moo of stupid bible whores
I was thinking he who
dies with the most toys
dies
Haiku # 43192 January 2, 2009 1:31 pm ET
by bs
hmm, stranger did you
forget johnny's cash and I
confront vanity
Haiku # 43191 January 2, 2009 1:30 pm ET
by bs
Oh thank you Milton
You are so very learned
Cash is paradise
Haiku # 43190 January 2, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by moo of ayn rand died for you sins
this new calendar
same as the old calendar
this is not suitable
Haiku # 43189 January 2, 2009 12:57 pm ET
by Blue Sky
well some would rather
rule in hell than be up there
but it's already been said
Haiku # 43188 January 2, 2009 12:38 pm ET
by bs
World domination through poetry

Strange way to conquer
Ranting at fellow poets
I'm not sure it'll work
Haiku # 43187 January 2, 2009 6:15 am ET
by Another just for moo
Why do they hate me?
Low self-esteem and no respect
Recognise yourself?

Haiku # 43186 January 2, 2009 6:05 am ET
by Written especially for moo
some warm rain would be
a pleasant alternative
to all the cold snow
Haiku # 43185 January 1, 2009 9:08 pm ET
by Blue Sky
once i laughed so hard
that even banging my head
didn't bother me
Haiku # 43184 January 1, 2009 6:56 pm ET
by tales os rockin bored housewife
sexually so hot
girls all want his high gayness
a penny for his
Haiku # 43183 January 1, 2009 6:54 pm ET
by freddie..wtf..what say you
mad children tellin
hoping punishment is next
mom kisses and walks
Haiku # 43182 January 1, 2009 6:21 pm ET
by love you kiddos..xox
mounds of brown and green
coldened white peaks off ahead
below haze city
Haiku # 43181 January 1, 2009 6:18 pm ET
by mkain up me own words now
big hairy beast dog
dirt balls formed on his belly
a wash he shall take
Haiku # 43180 January 1, 2009 6:17 pm ET
by and then well get muddy tomorrow
the shark was pissed off
his ass squished in too tightly
one shit was all it.......
Haiku # 43179 January 1, 2009 6:15 pm ET
by Aquarium
so tell me dear boy
what of the texture and taste
have a dirt sandwITCH
Haiku # 43178 January 1, 2009 6:12 pm ET
by graves
There is no fighting
Against my superior
Intellect, buddy
Haiku # 43177 January 1, 2009 5:36 pm ET
by moo of top of the food chain
okay moo...yeah yeah
you and my 2 yr old will
have to fight it out
Haiku # 43176 January 1, 2009 5:01 pm ET
by casue he says the same thing
No, I'm the shepherd
You are weak willed sheep people
You do as I say
Haiku # 43175 January 1, 2009 1:37 pm ET
by moo of jesus was a capitalist
you're part of the herd
no escape you're a piece too
particles of us
Haiku # 43174 January 1, 2009 1:19 pm ET
by god is an energy ball..happy new year
Do not pity me
Pity is for the God sheep
Go run with the herd
Haiku # 43173 January 1, 2009 12:57 pm ET
by moo of real men stand alone
No admirers
It's a hollow victory
Surrounded by "Things"

Sorry you're so unhappy Moo
Haiku # 43172 January 1, 2009 6:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's another day
the start of another year
yet the same old me
Haiku # 43171 January 1, 2009 12:29 am ET
by ash
BS looks forward
To another miserable
Shit-filled year, hooray!
Haiku # 43170 January 1, 2009 12:28 am ET
by moo of your pain brings me joy
she's a win win, hap-
py new year, old angst wine and
the bar is open
Haiku # 43169 December 31, 2008 7:40 pm ET
by bs
heh heh...what about
win win like the new years cuz
like sr covey say

it relies.......on...
princi...ples...
Haiku # 43168 December 31, 2008 7:39 pm ET
by bs
celebrate this time
letting go of the past days
to a new moment
Haiku # 43167 December 31, 2008 12:11 pm ET
by Simply Put: Happy New Year
I gather my toys
Symbols of my victories
Greed is always good
Haiku # 43166 December 31, 2008 11:50 am ET
by moo of my god is tangible
torn up tumbleweed
rubber wheels trample and smash
it longs for the fields..
Haiku # 43165 December 30, 2008 2:54 pm ET
by little highway covering the prairie
There's no good or bad
There's only wins and losses
And I win a lot
Haiku # 43164 December 30, 2008 2:02 pm ET
by moo
Exploit the poor and
Their toil shall enrich you
All in a day's work
Haiku # 43163 December 30, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by moo