Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

well some would rather
rule in hell than be up there
but it's already been said
Haiku # 43188, January 2, 2009 12:38 pm ET
by bs
World domination through poetry

Strange way to conquer
Ranting at fellow poets
I'm not sure it'll work
Haiku # 43187, January 2, 2009 6:15 am ET
by Another just for moo
Why do they hate me?
Low self-esteem and no respect
Recognise yourself?

Haiku # 43186, January 2, 2009 6:05 am ET
by Written especially for moo
some warm rain would be
a pleasant alternative
to all the cold snow
Haiku # 43185, January 1, 2009 9:08 pm ET
by Blue Sky
once i laughed so hard
that even banging my head
didn't bother me
Haiku # 43184, January 1, 2009 6:56 pm ET
by tales os rockin bored housewife
sexually so hot
girls all want his high gayness
a penny for his
Haiku # 43183, January 1, 2009 6:54 pm ET
by freddie..wtf..what say you
mad children tellin
hoping punishment is next
mom kisses and walks
Haiku # 43182, January 1, 2009 6:21 pm ET
by love you kiddos..xox
mounds of brown and green
coldened white peaks off ahead
below haze city
Haiku # 43181, January 1, 2009 6:18 pm ET
by mkain up me own words now
big hairy beast dog
dirt balls formed on his belly
a wash he shall take
Haiku # 43180, January 1, 2009 6:17 pm ET
by and then well get muddy tomorrow
the shark was pissed off
his ass squished in too tightly
one shit was all it.......
Haiku # 43179, January 1, 2009 6:15 pm ET
by Aquarium
so tell me dear boy
what of the texture and taste
have a dirt sandwITCH
Haiku # 43178, January 1, 2009 6:12 pm ET
by graves
There is no fighting
Against my superior
Intellect, buddy
Haiku # 43177, January 1, 2009 5:36 pm ET
by moo of top of the food chain
okay moo...yeah yeah
you and my 2 yr old will
have to fight it out
Haiku # 43176, January 1, 2009 5:01 pm ET
by casue he says the same thing
No, I'm the shepherd
You are weak willed sheep people
You do as I say
Haiku # 43175, January 1, 2009 1:37 pm ET
by moo of jesus was a capitalist
you're part of the herd
no escape you're a piece too
particles of us
Haiku # 43174, January 1, 2009 1:19 pm ET
by god is an energy ball..happy new year
Do not pity me
Pity is for the God sheep
Go run with the herd
Haiku # 43173, January 1, 2009 12:57 pm ET
by moo of real men stand alone
No admirers
It's a hollow victory
Surrounded by "Things"

Sorry you're so unhappy Moo
Haiku # 43172, January 1, 2009 6:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's another day
the start of another year
yet the same old me
Haiku # 43171, January 1, 2009 12:29 am ET
by ash
BS looks forward
To another miserable
Shit-filled year, hooray!
Haiku # 43170, January 1, 2009 12:28 am ET
by moo of your pain brings me joy
she's a win win, hap-
py new year, old angst wine and
the bar is open
Haiku # 43169, December 31, 2008 7:40 pm ET
by bs
heh heh...what about
win win like the new years cuz
like sr covey say

it relies.......on...
princi...ples...
Haiku # 43168, December 31, 2008 7:39 pm ET
by bs
celebrate this time
letting go of the past days
to a new moment
Haiku # 43167, December 31, 2008 12:11 pm ET
by Simply Put: Happy New Year
I gather my toys
Symbols of my victories
Greed is always good
Haiku # 43166, December 31, 2008 11:50 am ET
by moo of my god is tangible
torn up tumbleweed
rubber wheels trample and smash
it longs for the fields..
Haiku # 43165, December 30, 2008 2:54 pm ET
by little highway covering the prairie
There's no good or bad
There's only wins and losses
And I win a lot
Haiku # 43164, December 30, 2008 2:02 pm ET
by moo
Exploit the poor and
Their toil shall enrich you
All in a day's work
Haiku # 43163, December 30, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by moo
through the fog of
the unheated winter more
mud than snow, fight on
Haiku # 43162, December 30, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by bs
ears on the handset
endless umbilical line
your voice is missing
Haiku # 43161, December 30, 2008 10:00 am ET
by vince
then the record stopped
for love, what of the meaning
oh your just jokin
Haiku # 43160, December 29, 2008 10:13 pm ET
by cards
Someone taught me shame,
but we can unlearn it all
together, my love.
Haiku # 43159, December 29, 2008 9:41 pm ET
by snail
crystal licks lollies
she said it takes about ten
licks to the center
Haiku # 43158, December 29, 2008 9:25 pm ET
by pickle head
Bubba makes cheap cars.
Dick Shelby sings bad haiku.
We hold our noses.
Haiku # 43157, December 29, 2008 9:01 pm ET
by Labor Poet of Not Dixie
there's a higher cause
and people often think that
they are Kings but are

otherwise...these are
my last words to you, nothing
deep or, practical
Haiku # 43156, December 29, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by bs
now it's official
registered to own a gun
what were they thinking?
Haiku # 43155, December 29, 2008 8:45 pm ET
by don;t worry I only pack pink mace
I am an evil "she"
well I have done containing
my fine mystery
Haiku # 43154, December 29, 2008 8:42 pm ET
by evil woman and why she goes to church
that girl was so pissed
jealousy was obvious
as she smacked red lips
Haiku # 43153, December 29, 2008 8:39 pm ET
by i feel sad for her
whatever you want..
human nuture implies things
driven from your thoughts
Haiku # 43152, December 29, 2008 8:38 pm ET
by what s that supposed to mean
barracuda hook
shiny objects are just trickxxx
the sea gull ate it
Haiku # 43151, December 29, 2008 8:35 pm ET
by poor wittle birdie
mermaid to captain
heed the storm coming this way
the waves are quite large
Haiku # 43150, December 29, 2008 8:33 pm ET
by jude
'Bama and Shelby,
like a pile of bad haiku.
I step carefully.
Haiku # 43149, December 29, 2008 8:32 pm ET
by Willy the Welder of Michigan
go fark yourself for
nothing i say is worth the
blather of net sheep
Haiku # 43148, December 29, 2008 7:47 pm ET
by bs
another second
math and science equations
more time for nature

Haiku # 43147, December 29, 2008 6:26 pm ET
by I say we add five..just for fun
and besides ya know..
it is the sidekick that is
a serious TWIT
Haiku # 43146, December 29, 2008 4:34 pm ET
by my new character is going to be really sic
yoogi and booboo
now why are you offended???
you have a sidekick?
Haiku # 43145, December 29, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by AHAHAHAHAHAH.. chocolate cake out my nose~
someone is sucking
on someone's duck? well all things
considered, the net...

shrugs
Haiku # 43144, December 29, 2008 4:18 pm ET
by bs
Run away with me
and we can become nudists
in the wilderness.
Haiku # 43143, December 29, 2008 4:17 pm ET
by snail
go ffffpt yourself with
your angry haiku, designed
to provoke response...

such are the groping wars
of insecure overcompetitive
frankensteins, total strangers probably sitting
at home living off the state
Haiku # 43142, December 29, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by bs
most annoying twit
totally and completely
kill your side kick dude
Haiku # 43141, December 29, 2008 4:01 pm ET
by the shows new dude needs to stop suckin your dck..it is sad
I will bring you here
and press you to my bosom
until you can't breathe.
Haiku # 43140, December 29, 2008 3:09 pm ET
by snail
I saw a lot of lights
last night in the sky and on
the trees and realized

the darkness with no
lights, if all was light then we
would not dig the light

eh...it's a bad haiku...
it's not even a haiku
Haiku # 43139, December 29, 2008 11:10 am ET
by bs
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