Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

heh, i enjoy his
mind and his ideas for he
is quite entertaining
Haiku # 43208, January 2, 2009 5:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Without Jim Cramer's
Prodding for me to buy stocks
I would be nothing
Haiku # 43207, January 2, 2009 5:13 pm ET
by moo of buy! buy! buy!
so what of jim
the j to the cramer and
what he says to you
Haiku # 43206, January 2, 2009 4:57 pm ET
by bs
I wonder when bizz
becomes a pleasure and not
the pressure to throw

thyself off the tower
Haiku # 43205, January 2, 2009 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Love your enemies"--
All I have are enemies
The law of business

Haiku # 43204, January 2, 2009 4:43 pm ET
by moo
well encouragement
is in the eye of the beholder
tactless and fruitless
Haiku # 43203, January 2, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wonderful, I like
darkness, hate, enemies...
makes my day you know

cheesy movies and a bit
of the old laxative the dead
idols of the rolex
Haiku # 43202, January 2, 2009 4:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey, you wanna stop
the eye of the tiger, in
the other room there's a

ghost
Haiku # 43201, January 2, 2009 4:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no kidding, not only
that, but the beauty of
urine and bile
Haiku # 43200, January 2, 2009 4:30 pm ET
by bs
Today is awful
Darkness, enemies, and hate
And also some death
Haiku # 43199, January 2, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by moo
beautiful today
sunshine, brisk air friends and love
some silliness too
Haiku # 43198, January 2, 2009 3:32 pm ET
by another dirty dog day
when the bread rises
you will punch it down again
it is just the yeast
Haiku # 43197, January 2, 2009 3:30 pm ET
by and you thought it was you
Please don't speak for God
You don't know his will but that
Never stops you folks
Haiku # 43196, January 2, 2009 2:28 pm ET
by moo
gnawing the raw meat
chunks ripped and torn in hunger
a low growl warns u
Haiku # 43195, January 2, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by burdens of beasts
it shall come to pass
that whosoever calls my name
will call me ..as such xoxox
Haiku # 43194, January 2, 2009 2:21 pm ET
by stupid bible whore
But that is the point--
I accumulate my toys
BECAUSE I will die
Haiku # 43193, January 2, 2009 1:35 pm ET
by moo of stupid bible whores
I was thinking he who
dies with the most toys
dies
Haiku # 43192, January 2, 2009 1:31 pm ET
by bs
hmm, stranger did you
forget johnny's cash and I
confront vanity
Haiku # 43191, January 2, 2009 1:30 pm ET
by bs
Oh thank you Milton
You are so very learned
Cash is paradise
Haiku # 43190, January 2, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by moo of ayn rand died for you sins
this new calendar
same as the old calendar
this is not suitable
Haiku # 43189, January 2, 2009 12:57 pm ET
by Blue Sky
well some would rather
rule in hell than be up there
but it's already been said
Haiku # 43188, January 2, 2009 12:38 pm ET
by bs
World domination through poetry

Strange way to conquer
Ranting at fellow poets
I'm not sure it'll work
Haiku # 43187, January 2, 2009 6:15 am ET
by Another just for moo
Why do they hate me?
Low self-esteem and no respect
Recognise yourself?

Haiku # 43186, January 2, 2009 6:05 am ET
by Written especially for moo
some warm rain would be
a pleasant alternative
to all the cold snow
Haiku # 43185, January 1, 2009 9:08 pm ET
by Blue Sky
once i laughed so hard
that even banging my head
didn't bother me
Haiku # 43184, January 1, 2009 6:56 pm ET
by tales os rockin bored housewife
sexually so hot
girls all want his high gayness
a penny for his
Haiku # 43183, January 1, 2009 6:54 pm ET
by freddie..wtf..what say you
mad children tellin
hoping punishment is next
mom kisses and walks
Haiku # 43182, January 1, 2009 6:21 pm ET
by love you kiddos..xox
mounds of brown and green
coldened white peaks off ahead
below haze city
Haiku # 43181, January 1, 2009 6:18 pm ET
by mkain up me own words now
big hairy beast dog
dirt balls formed on his belly
a wash he shall take
Haiku # 43180, January 1, 2009 6:17 pm ET
by and then well get muddy tomorrow
the shark was pissed off
his ass squished in too tightly
one shit was all it.......
Haiku # 43179, January 1, 2009 6:15 pm ET
by Aquarium
so tell me dear boy
what of the texture and taste
have a dirt sandwITCH
Haiku # 43178, January 1, 2009 6:12 pm ET
by graves
There is no fighting
Against my superior
Intellect, buddy
Haiku # 43177, January 1, 2009 5:36 pm ET
by moo of top of the food chain
okay moo...yeah yeah
you and my 2 yr old will
have to fight it out
Haiku # 43176, January 1, 2009 5:01 pm ET
by casue he says the same thing
No, I'm the shepherd
You are weak willed sheep people
You do as I say
Haiku # 43175, January 1, 2009 1:37 pm ET
by moo of jesus was a capitalist
you're part of the herd
no escape you're a piece too
particles of us
Haiku # 43174, January 1, 2009 1:19 pm ET
by god is an energy ball..happy new year
Do not pity me
Pity is for the God sheep
Go run with the herd
Haiku # 43173, January 1, 2009 12:57 pm ET
by moo of real men stand alone
No admirers
It's a hollow victory
Surrounded by "Things"

Sorry you're so unhappy Moo
Haiku # 43172, January 1, 2009 6:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's another day
the start of another year
yet the same old me
Haiku # 43171, January 1, 2009 12:29 am ET
by ash
BS looks forward
To another miserable
Shit-filled year, hooray!
Haiku # 43170, January 1, 2009 12:28 am ET
by moo of your pain brings me joy
she's a win win, hap-
py new year, old angst wine and
the bar is open
Haiku # 43169, December 31, 2008 7:40 pm ET
by bs
heh heh...what about
win win like the new years cuz
like sr covey say

it relies.......on...
princi...ples...
Haiku # 43168, December 31, 2008 7:39 pm ET
by bs
celebrate this time
letting go of the past days
to a new moment
Haiku # 43167, December 31, 2008 12:11 pm ET
by Simply Put: Happy New Year
I gather my toys
Symbols of my victories
Greed is always good
Haiku # 43166, December 31, 2008 11:50 am ET
by moo of my god is tangible
torn up tumbleweed
rubber wheels trample and smash
it longs for the fields..
Haiku # 43165, December 30, 2008 2:54 pm ET
by little highway covering the prairie
There's no good or bad
There's only wins and losses
And I win a lot
Haiku # 43164, December 30, 2008 2:02 pm ET
by moo
Exploit the poor and
Their toil shall enrich you
All in a day's work
Haiku # 43163, December 30, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by moo
through the fog of
the unheated winter more
mud than snow, fight on
Haiku # 43162, December 30, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by bs
ears on the handset
endless umbilical line
your voice is missing
Haiku # 43161, December 30, 2008 10:00 am ET
by vince
then the record stopped
for love, what of the meaning
oh your just jokin
Haiku # 43160, December 29, 2008 10:13 pm ET
by cards
Someone taught me shame,
but we can unlearn it all
together, my love.
Haiku # 43159, December 29, 2008 9:41 pm ET
by snail
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