Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

piece of dookie, and
another haiku about
dookie and the jets

they keep competing
over dookie, killing each
other over crap...

passive aggresive
coup de tat, any way to get
more and more dookie
Haiku # 43219, January 3, 2009 7:38 pm ET
by bs
if that stuff is true
then you're just a piece of shit
and I'm not impressed
Haiku # 43218, January 3, 2009 2:57 pm ET
by ughhh888y uhyhuf otal let down dude
I chanced to look up
it was early but still late
mostly gone the sun
Haiku # 43217, January 3, 2009 2:21 pm ET
by Blue Sky
echoes of the past
and it's all like kraftwerk to
me, cheesy robots
Haiku # 43216, January 3, 2009 1:18 pm ET
by bs
For diversity,
I experimented with
the music you linked.
Haiku # 43215, January 3, 2009 4:37 am ET
by snail likes to discover new styles
a sweet noise indeed
one cd I really want
some core grime movement
Haiku # 43214, January 3, 2009 2:29 am ET
by Give it all away
heart in the sea life
i swear I saw a turtle poop
in the beginning
Haiku # 43213, January 3, 2009 2:15 am ET
by sounds like and as I watched
renege on old ways
the future is calling out
whatever you choose
Haiku # 43212, January 3, 2009 2:03 am ET
by ash
I love this music
and open myself to take
in more of the sound.
Haiku # 43211, January 2, 2009 9:16 pm ET
by snail says to click here
oh my that was sweet
some things are unexpected
I'm "almost" surprised
Haiku # 43210, January 2, 2009 8:23 pm ET
by 8675309..
it is a long on
going thread of a travail
unravelling before my eyes
Haiku # 43209, January 2, 2009 5:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heh, i enjoy his
mind and his ideas for he
is quite entertaining
Haiku # 43208, January 2, 2009 5:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Without Jim Cramer's
Prodding for me to buy stocks
I would be nothing
Haiku # 43207, January 2, 2009 5:13 pm ET
by moo of buy! buy! buy!
so what of jim
the j to the cramer and
what he says to you
Haiku # 43206, January 2, 2009 4:57 pm ET
by bs
I wonder when bizz
becomes a pleasure and not
the pressure to throw

thyself off the tower
Haiku # 43205, January 2, 2009 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Love your enemies"--
All I have are enemies
The law of business

Haiku # 43204, January 2, 2009 4:43 pm ET
by moo
well encouragement
is in the eye of the beholder
tactless and fruitless
Haiku # 43203, January 2, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wonderful, I like
darkness, hate, enemies...
makes my day you know

cheesy movies and a bit
of the old laxative the dead
idols of the rolex
Haiku # 43202, January 2, 2009 4:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey, you wanna stop
the eye of the tiger, in
the other room there's a

ghost
Haiku # 43201, January 2, 2009 4:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no kidding, not only
that, but the beauty of
urine and bile
Haiku # 43200, January 2, 2009 4:30 pm ET
by bs
Today is awful
Darkness, enemies, and hate
And also some death
Haiku # 43199, January 2, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by moo
beautiful today
sunshine, brisk air friends and love
some silliness too
Haiku # 43198, January 2, 2009 3:32 pm ET
by another dirty dog day
when the bread rises
you will punch it down again
it is just the yeast
Haiku # 43197, January 2, 2009 3:30 pm ET
by and you thought it was you
Please don't speak for God
You don't know his will but that
Never stops you folks
Haiku # 43196, January 2, 2009 2:28 pm ET
by moo
gnawing the raw meat
chunks ripped and torn in hunger
a low growl warns u
Haiku # 43195, January 2, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by burdens of beasts
it shall come to pass
that whosoever calls my name
will call me ..as such xoxox
Haiku # 43194, January 2, 2009 2:21 pm ET
by stupid bible whore
But that is the point--
I accumulate my toys
BECAUSE I will die
Haiku # 43193, January 2, 2009 1:35 pm ET
by moo of stupid bible whores
I was thinking he who
dies with the most toys
dies
Haiku # 43192, January 2, 2009 1:31 pm ET
by bs
hmm, stranger did you
forget johnny's cash and I
confront vanity
Haiku # 43191, January 2, 2009 1:30 pm ET
by bs
Oh thank you Milton
You are so very learned
Cash is paradise
Haiku # 43190, January 2, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by moo of ayn rand died for you sins
this new calendar
same as the old calendar
this is not suitable
Haiku # 43189, January 2, 2009 12:57 pm ET
by Blue Sky
well some would rather
rule in hell than be up there
but it's already been said
Haiku # 43188, January 2, 2009 12:38 pm ET
by bs
World domination through poetry

Strange way to conquer
Ranting at fellow poets
I'm not sure it'll work
Haiku # 43187, January 2, 2009 6:15 am ET
by Another just for moo
Why do they hate me?
Low self-esteem and no respect
Recognise yourself?

Haiku # 43186, January 2, 2009 6:05 am ET
by Written especially for moo
some warm rain would be
a pleasant alternative
to all the cold snow
Haiku # 43185, January 1, 2009 9:08 pm ET
by Blue Sky
once i laughed so hard
that even banging my head
didn't bother me
Haiku # 43184, January 1, 2009 6:56 pm ET
by tales os rockin bored housewife
sexually so hot
girls all want his high gayness
a penny for his
Haiku # 43183, January 1, 2009 6:54 pm ET
by freddie..wtf..what say you
mad children tellin
hoping punishment is next
mom kisses and walks
Haiku # 43182, January 1, 2009 6:21 pm ET
by love you kiddos..xox
mounds of brown and green
coldened white peaks off ahead
below haze city
Haiku # 43181, January 1, 2009 6:18 pm ET
by mkain up me own words now
big hairy beast dog
dirt balls formed on his belly
a wash he shall take
Haiku # 43180, January 1, 2009 6:17 pm ET
by and then well get muddy tomorrow
the shark was pissed off
his ass squished in too tightly
one shit was all it.......
Haiku # 43179, January 1, 2009 6:15 pm ET
by Aquarium
so tell me dear boy
what of the texture and taste
have a dirt sandwITCH
Haiku # 43178, January 1, 2009 6:12 pm ET
by graves
There is no fighting
Against my superior
Intellect, buddy
Haiku # 43177, January 1, 2009 5:36 pm ET
by moo of top of the food chain
okay moo...yeah yeah
you and my 2 yr old will
have to fight it out
Haiku # 43176, January 1, 2009 5:01 pm ET
by casue he says the same thing
No, I'm the shepherd
You are weak willed sheep people
You do as I say
Haiku # 43175, January 1, 2009 1:37 pm ET
by moo of jesus was a capitalist
you're part of the herd
no escape you're a piece too
particles of us
Haiku # 43174, January 1, 2009 1:19 pm ET
by god is an energy ball..happy new year
Do not pity me
Pity is for the God sheep
Go run with the herd
Haiku # 43173, January 1, 2009 12:57 pm ET
by moo of real men stand alone
No admirers
It's a hollow victory
Surrounded by "Things"

Sorry you're so unhappy Moo
Haiku # 43172, January 1, 2009 6:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's another day
the start of another year
yet the same old me
Haiku # 43171, January 1, 2009 12:29 am ET
by ash
BS looks forward
To another miserable
Shit-filled year, hooray!
Haiku # 43170, January 1, 2009 12:28 am ET
by moo of your pain brings me joy
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