Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
love never despairs
anything in excess time
that music kisses
Haiku # 41919 October 8, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by when in love with love..and oh freak a e gadszzzzz ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I wish he relaxed
around me like I do when
I am around him.
Haiku # 41918 October 8, 2008 2:13 pm ET
by snail wants the healing to be mutual
With him, I can use
the phone again. Phobias
don't get in my way.
Haiku # 41917 October 8, 2008 2:11 pm ET
by snail
eager excitement
from beginning to the end
war's tongue slips inside
Haiku # 41916 October 8, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by the best of you
Connecting this way
was always impossible
until I met him.
Haiku # 41915 October 8, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by snail
sanguine nail down love
suggestive woman's royals
will of desire
Haiku # 41914 October 8, 2008 2:05 pm ET
by smellin like a rose
We're so much alike
that there is incompleteness
in being apart.
Haiku # 41913 October 8, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by snail feels halved
I guess it tells me
that he isn't ready yet.
Maybe he won't be.
Haiku # 41912 October 8, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by snail of miserable possibilities
pay attention now
the split has a good purpose
what does it tell you?
Haiku # 41911 October 8, 2008 1:57 pm ET
by the F layer
cheese or chocolate
I want my happiness dipped
my lips then clean lick
Haiku # 41910 October 8, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by fondue without dick
just dance with yourself
then sweating will be easy
no embarassment
Haiku # 41909 October 8, 2008 1:42 pm ET
by billy idol has a tight ass
serious the slut
she's laying down on the job
that's total focus
Haiku # 41908 October 8, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by stenchy wenchy
I want to touch him
so badly that my skin aches
when I say his name.
Haiku # 41907 October 8, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by snail
His anxiety
got the better of us both.
Dancing got canceled.
Haiku # 41906 October 8, 2008 1:37 pm ET
by snail, who lied about not being disappointed
I've not much to say
your life's so interesting..
and it stays that way
Haiku # 41905 October 8, 2008 1:34 pm ET
by 24 hours of air
why debate just ig...
just say your peace and go but
they say theirs as well
Haiku # 41904 October 8, 2008 1:13 pm ET
by bs
encompassed a mile
gravel slide beneath the wheels
still looking for signs
Haiku # 41903 October 8, 2008 12:56 pm ET
by vince
I'm off to Paris
With the artist Soryna
Not heard of her yet?
Haiku # 41902 October 8, 2008 4:28 am ET
by Tisme
Her skin is so black
Tall and elegant dancer
From Caracou isle

"I was in caracou"
I was there this august time
I described her town

We laugh and we dance
said "She'll come to bed with me"
Man I love travel
Haiku # 41901 October 8, 2008 4:12 am ET
by Tisme
light from the low sun
Colours are like old sepia
Casting long shadows
Haiku # 41900 October 8, 2008 3:53 am ET
by Tisme
"Bad" haiku works when
security allows for
creative freedom.
Haiku # 41899 October 8, 2008 1:38 am ET
by snail
emptied beer cans strewn
amid spilled wine carafes... swoon
vomit at the moon
Haiku # 41898 October 8, 2008 12:47 am ET
by Lush
A feeble debate
Whilst marionettes conflate
Sooner masturbate
Haiku # 41897 October 8, 2008 12:40 am ET
by Lush
Bad Haiku, first rule:
Don't sumbit sublime poems.
Vince seems unctuous.
Haiku # 41896 October 8, 2008 12:38 am ET
by Lush
a lonely evening
ends with appreciation
thanks, you made my day
Haiku # 41895 October 7, 2008 11:16 pm ET
by vince
Vince is a genius,
in case anyone had doubts.
That "stars" poem rocks.
Haiku # 41894 October 7, 2008 6:11 pm ET
by snail
I'm glad he doesn't
use his computer for fun.
My secrets are safe.
Haiku # 41893 October 7, 2008 6:09 pm ET
by snail
tan young beauty skates
vagabond crooning badly
tourists mostly spent
Haiku # 41892 October 7, 2008 5:20 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
consecrated space
frenzied by a deity
the fanatic zone
Haiku # 41891 October 7, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by devotion is his lotion
well they are getting
better so I feel like I
have to raise my bar...
Haiku # 41890 October 7, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by bs
I read bad haiku
and almost every day
some are good some bad
Haiku # 41889 October 7, 2008 10:35 am ET
by mellie
Vince. Liked the haiku
Challenging our perceptions
Depth and thoughtfulness
Haiku # 41888 October 7, 2008 7:51 am ET
by Tisme reaching for the stars
Learn to follow, trust
Dancing's about connection
Mental, physical
Haiku # 41887 October 7, 2008 5:28 am ET
by Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. Tisme
i collect those stars
but i keep them in the sky
where there is more space
Haiku # 41886 October 7, 2008 12:08 am ET
by vince
Is ballroom dancing
difficult? I'm afraid to
trip over his feet.
Haiku # 41885 October 6, 2008 11:31 pm ET
by snail
Tomorrow he plans
to touch me for the first time,
teaching me to dance.
Haiku # 41884 October 6, 2008 11:29 pm ET
by snail
I don't know for sure
who the competition is.
I hope he picks me.
Haiku # 41883 October 6, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by snail
Always far away,
maybe you can avoid bills.
Become a nomad.
Haiku # 41882 October 6, 2008 2:43 pm ET
by snail
it hits the fan, the
tower falls, crashing, and all
say the mantra...sh-
Haiku # 41881 October 6, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by bs
slow car takes uphill
burdened by bumper stickers
collecting stray thoughts
Haiku # 41880 October 6, 2008 10:20 am ET
by vince
In this world of ours
There are givers and takers
I give till it hurts
Haiku # 41879 October 6, 2008 7:22 am ET
by tisme
we have tyo decide
what we want in life that's all
travel or pay bills
Haiku # 41878 October 6, 2008 7:08 am ET
by tisme
You get to travel
whenever you please, it seems.
I wish I could go.
Haiku # 41877 October 6, 2008 6:22 am ET
by snail
I'm off to Paris
A long weekend of pleasure
Who's comming with me?
Haiku # 41876 October 6, 2008 6:09 am ET
by Tisme
I laughed till I choked
Sums up human condition
In just four haiku's
Haiku # 41875 October 6, 2008 6:05 am ET
by Tisme
That's what they told me
when I fell from a bar stool.
"You're one of us now."
Haiku # 41874 October 6, 2008 5:12 am ET
by snail, embarrassed by strange rites of passage
you're on the record
we all have haiku like that
now you're one of us
Haiku # 41873 October 6, 2008 4:58 am ET
by ash
I'd like to take back
the last haiku that I wrote.
I get in strange moods.
Haiku # 41872 October 6, 2008 4:16 am ET
by snail of apology for inappropriate expression
perseveration
it's a symptom, not haiku
take the medicine
Haiku # 41871 October 5, 2008 9:13 pm ET
by ash
Erotic writing
experiments make me so
wet my pussy drips.
Haiku # 41870 October 5, 2008 8:37 pm ET
by snail of the cute cat euphemism